A masterpiece created for our one and only Helene for their 21st birthday. What a way to enter adulthood... With immense amounts of love and swag:
(lyrics below)

Da, da, da, da, da
It's the one and only R-i-c-h (Mickey Rich)
Da, da, da, da, da
You know I'm mobbin' with the l-i-l Peach Yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know who's birthday it is today motherfucker!!!! (What, what, what, what?)
So turn these speakers up!!!!!! (Blaze it up, blaze it up!)
Turn that shit up!!!!!... yeah Rich?
 
Top bro, fuck em all, cause im wife-ing u up, 
D-Y-K-E, and were both tatted up
N-B-D, L-B-C, yeah, we can still start it up
And when i start smelling breakfast you know i got to get up
Drag queens, lezzy dykes, yeah, they all live for us
Furry apartment baby yeah you know we love Gus
Cracking jokes while we dancin' in the kitchen fo' sho'
Two years cause ur my number one bro
Germans looking at us strange but you know we don't care
Step up in the gym let these old men beware
Bitch quit talkin', sit down we’re watching community
I know you heard me, no syntactic ambiguity
You is smart, you is kind, -you is important
Carharrt jackets, yeah we’ve got an assortment
genderless, genius, that's the way to success
When you look like this all you need is finesse
 
 
 
Da, da, da, da, da
It's the motherfuckin' R-i-c-h (Mickey Rich)
 (Dr. Rich, motherfucker!)
Da, da, da, da, da
You know I'm mobbin' with the l-i-l peach 
Straight off the fucking streets of pankow
 
King of the sheets— hot! and also so elite (CUNNINGHAM)
(STOCKTON) 21, grown up, charla is proud
Hiking club—whoopty-whoop—hit the club?
Tutored me and we ended in the bed (In the bed!)
Danish is seductive, I get very well fed (Yeah)
Küss mir durch das Handy, du bist sehr nett
Copenhagen, Berlin, New York soooon!
We are gonna build a lesbian commune
Berlin gay Love, Berlin gay love
I'm the one, I’m an intellectual booty call
With your jeans on and my genes strong
Got your boxers on and your top on
Then go home and - put some skincare on (Wha'sup bitch?)
Yeah, it’s on for the twoody-twoody-twoz
I love you but not shampoo
 
Hold up, hey
For all of you who thought we couldn’t rap
We don't play
Were gonna rap till ur minds are blown
Hold up, hey
Happy 21st birthday bitch
Take a seat
Hope you ready for adult life—

Hey
Smoke weed everyday

Lil Peach and Mickey Rich