Standup comedian Mark Bennett is back for another episode of his one-man podcast where talks about a neighbour throwing feces on him and other wonderful stories.

I Said Shut Up

Episode 119 - Covid, Hijabs, and Raining Feces

Mark talks about power tools, vaccine rollout, and super sensitive pieces of crap.

Episode 120 - Vaccine Rollout, Pirates, and Cats

Mark yaps about skinny jeans, his kid going to nursery school and the Beer Store

Episode 121 - Beer Store and Nursery School

Mark rails on about how he's too late to the podcast party and how his shows in Kingston are going.

I Said Shut Up Podcast

Episode 1 - A Comedian On The Road

Mark talks about the Amish and how Mike Tyson's Punch-Out for NIntendo is responsible for all my self-esteem.

Episode 2 - Mike Tyson's Punch-Out And Self Esteem

In this special episode, Mark screams about bombing at a corporate event for a bunch of Christians.

Episode 3 - Dying A Comedic Death At A Gig

In this special episode, Mark yells about a fight that happened in the gym between a personal trainer and a customer!! Dis shizzle cray cray.

Episode 7 - Are You Eye-Balling Me?!

Mark drinks way too many light beers with his special guest, Elvira Kurt -
 who happens to be one of the most popular comedians in Canada. Listen to their drunken ramblings in a pub in exotic Cornwall!!

Episode 19 - Special Guest Elvira Kurt

Mark yaps about how stand up Jim Carrey's new show, "I'm Dying Up Here" and how stand up comedy is about to get very bad.

Episode 26 - Jim Carrey and Stand Up Comedy

Episode 56 - Louis CK and Baby Sniffles

As Mark talks about the release of his album, Bad Bones, he pines about the loss of CD's and the fact that he is super uncomfortable promoting himself.

Episode 59 - Album Drop

Mark has a merry Christmas and gets an iPad. He also realizes he's a pampered princess.

Episode 61 - I'm in the Apple Vortex

Mark talks about Dave Chappelle's new specials, president Oprah, and stay at home dads.

Episode 62 - Dave Chappelle, Oprah, and Stay At Home Dads

Mark yaps about how not having a house might be awesome and how Dave Chappelle might be a prophet.

Episode 63 - The Grass is Greener

Mark talks about how awesome Rage Against The Machine are and how his wife wants to hire a way too hot nanny.

Episode 64 - Rage Against The Machine and Hot French Nannies

Mark talks about seeing Ed Wills and Blues 4 Sale in New Orleans and how "This is Us" is depressing the hell out of him.

Episode 69 - This is Us and The Rolling Stones

Mark gets together with his neighbours to have a playdate with his toddler and, of course, drink rum and coke.

Episode 70 - Meet Your Neighbours with Rum and Coke

Mark rants about George Bush's blues concert, deathbed confessions, and CPR.

Epispde 71 - Gary Clark Jr and George Bush Sr

Mark talks about his shows in Kingston, his kid falling on his head, and a handsome Korean man.

Episode 72 - Acupuncture, Bruises, and Vaseline

Mark yaps about his nosy old-lady neighbour, Bill Hader, and reevaluating his life.

Episode 73 - Nosy Old Ladies and Wild Wild Country

Mark talks about Easter, his enemies, and his toddler ogling women,

Episode 74 - Easter Lies and Squirt Guns

Mark yaps about old ladies, living longer, and life beginning at 40.

Episode 75 - Wanna Live Longer? Do THIS

Episode 77 - Buying Cars Sucks

Mark rails on about how gross he looks in gym clothes and how he is in a war with his downstairs neighbour.

Episode 83 - Brad and Being Fat

Mark talks about how he is as old as dirt and ho Ottawa may be turning into an exciting city.

Episode 97 - Ottawa - The City That Fun Forgot

Mark yells about his upcoming trip to France, people wearing shoes in the house, and America's Got Talent.

Episode 98 - America's Got Talent and France

Mark talks about his awesome visit to the south of France and manages to complain the whole time.

Episode 99 - South Of France and Americans

Mark yammers about seeing Irish dads in the park and doing your own research.

Episode 101 - Irish Jason Sudeikis

Mark blabs incoherently about Africa and his perverted toddler.

Episode 103 - Cameroon and Flirting Toddlers

Mark talks about dropping his kid off at nursery school, the carnivore diet, and how Howie Mandel and Just For Laughs almost destroyed everything.

Episode 112 - Howie Mandel Almost Killed Canadian Comedy

Mark and fellow comic, Darryl Purvis, drive the highways of Ontario yapping about standup comedy, singing, and pedophiles.

Episode 113 - Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, and Darryl Purvis

Mark talks about bringing home a new baby. It's his baby.

Episode 114 - That New Baby Shriek.mp3

Mark craps on about broken rib, insurance, and Lionheart.

Episode 115 - Van Damme and Life Insurance

Mark tries to teach his kid how to fight off a special needs bully.

Episode 116 - Fight With A Special Needs Kid

Mark is back after two months to blab about the Raptors, smokers, and looking cool.

Episode 117 - Justin Theroux, Smokers, and the Raptors

Mark solves 90 percent of the world's car accident problems and reveals his son swears like a drunken trucker.

Episode 118 - Gluten Free and Swearing Toddlers

Stand-up comic Mark Bennett rants in his car so his wife and toddler don't have to listen to him.

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