For Derek

Solid Snake, The Guards, and The Pass Out Game

I Sniffed Tifa's Orthorpedic Underwear

Peach Is One Dumb Bitch

Epic Fail

The Fucking Reset Button Is Jammed

Sweet, Sweet Rock!

WeCameWithBrokenTeeth ~ More Murder

WeCameWithBrokenTeeth ~ Fork Your Eyes

Instagram @ikidnappedtheprincess

The first song that will be released on our EP Multidimensional Massacre
I Kidnapped The Princess coming at you with some violent Nintendocore

Lyrics:

Princess was taken into a new castle
Nintendo has tortured me just for the numbers
Just like a Pokémon forced into battle
Bloodshot red eyes as I never get slumber

She was kidnapped by a turtle
As I stab it with a piercing knife
It’s a hazard to eat these reptile corpses
Come on man, old tricks make you die
It’s kind of hard to see with a knife in your eye
Come on man, you can’t win with those moves
Nintendo made this gimmick too damn overused

The princess was safe but this story won’t end
Your foolishness won’t give you time to repent
Nintendo will milk you till they’re satisfied
They’ll cry out for mercy as they watch you die

This princess will be grateful that your ass is finally dead
The worst thing is when you died you saw the princess suck my balls

“Bowser is a bitch ass motherfucker, get the fuck up if you think you can fucking take me, try to take what you want all you’ll see is my fist, try to run up on me I’ll put you in a ditch”

Uuuughhhh

I'M TIRED OF SAVING THE GOD DAMN PRINCESS

Lyrics:
This bitch named curious has stabbed my cat and carved its way in
I wish I was way more cautious, now I’m catching the bus
She gave me the rope and left my legs to dangle 

Take that back 
Where it came from

That’s a demon
Don’t you dare bring that thing home
Don’t shop while starving 
You may bring the wrong dish home 

Im afraid it’s too late now, she took me for a ride
She has me where she wants me, I’m fiending for this strong ass drug

Don’t go shopping while you’re hungry, because you might go to the store and pick up the wrong fucking item, what are you looking for a steak? Maybe a chicken? Maybe a god damn fill for that void? Sit your hungry ass down you little bitch 

I tried to ride this strong wave but I fell off the ship
Poisonous mushrooms I take feel like 1-ups to me

My fucked up head
They’ll be a day with no breaths 
It’s one thing to cheat
But a new thing to get me on meth

We’re walking on thin egg shells here
Them cracking is something that I fear

I never though sex could be a way to bring a painful death 

We’re walking on thin egg shells here
Them cracking is something that I fear
I’d say that my heart has been sinking 
But these drugs make me feel less than nothing 

We’re walking on thin egg shells here
Them cracking is something that I fear
I’d say that my heart has been sinking 
But these drugs make me feel less than nothing

If only I can find a new path to go
So let me know 
If you want to solve the puzzle 
Then let me know

Don’t be scared 
Don’t be afraid 
Everything will be okay now 
If only I can find a new path to go
So let me know

You took my proposition and spit it right in my face 

I went from a full lightbulb to now spiky shattered glass
You hung me out to dry, and placed me at rock bottom 

Take her back 
She’s a demon from hell

You’ll see me dangle slowly with this rope gripping my neck 
You helped kick this chair below me
This is all your fault!

The Plumber told me if I do drugs I'll go to hell before I die (TEAM COD SPLIT)

A haunting prayer turned into a roar of defiance.
Between silence and screams, truth is the only light.
For the nameless souls who still dare to seek.

Seek After Truth

where’s the love? (featuring Amelia Wu)

Fracture

Peach Is One Dumb Bitch

I Shot the Duck Hunt Dog

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