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The first song that will be released on our EP Multidimensional Massacre
I Kidnapped The Princess coming at you with some violent Nintendocore

Lyrics:

Princess was taken into a new castle
Nintendo has tortured me just for the numbers
Just like a Pokémon forced into battle
Bloodshot red eyes as I never get slumber

She was kidnapped by a turtle
As I stab it with a piercing knife
It’s a hazard to eat these reptile corpses
Come on man, old tricks make you die
It’s kind of hard to see with a knife in your eye
Come on man, you can’t win with those moves
Nintendo made this gimmick too damn overused

The princess was safe but this story won’t end
Your foolishness won’t give you time to repent
Nintendo will milk you till they’re satisfied
They’ll cry out for mercy as they watch you die

This princess will be grateful that your ass is finally dead
The worst thing is when you died you saw the princess suck my balls

“Bowser is a bitch ass motherfucker, get the fuck up if you think you can fucking take me, try to take what you want all you’ll see is my fist, try to run up on me I’ll put you in a ditch”

Uuuughhhh

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She sings in binary code

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