Reupload of my song, without the track intro :)

Dance With Me Tonight (Re-Upload)

My take on Usher feat. Young Jeezy's "Love In This Club". Enjoy!

Lyrics dissected love in this club

Meatloaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love" goes under the musical scalpel for this edition of Lyrics Dissected. Enjoy!

Lyrics Dissected Meatloaf

Original song "All You Ever Wanted". Enjoy!

All You Ever Wanted

The reason why you don't mess with the folk looking after you... "Hell Hath No Fury Like A PMS-ing Nurse". Enjoy!

Hell Hath No Fury (Like A PMS-ing Nurse)

My take on the George Formby classic "(Don't Make Me Play) When I'm cleaning Windows". Enjoy!

(Don't Make Me Play) When I'm Cleaning Windows

The regrets of the night before, "Morning After Voicemail". Enjoy!

Morning After Voicemail

A lesson to you all on WHAT NOT TO DO. Enjoy!

Ballad Of The Crazy Lady

Why serenading is a terrible idea to get into someone's pants. Enjoy!

Ooh Baby

Apologies for the quality, have just managed to work out the chords on this bittersweet number (seriously, there are NO TABS for this!!!) and I know it's not 100% correct, but it scans well enough for me. Been wanting to play this for a REALLY long time, so glad I finally worked it out :) If anyone wants the chords, please drop me a line, I'll send them over :) 

(Comic book fans will notice that Harley Quinn sings this in Batman: The Animated Series! I may do another recording in my best Harley Quinn voice XD) 

Say That We're Sweethearts Again

Isla is a 24 year old nurse, originally from Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire, but escaped from the terrorist seagulls and Soviet oppression to live in the leafy green forests of Edinburgh.

She took up ukulele because she was terrible at guitar, and ukuleles only have 4 strings. Go figure.

She writes daft songs when she should really be doing other things, but it helps keep her (relativley) sane, so it helps. 

She feels the need to write songs in pink strawberry-scented pen in a notebook she made herself, because she's THAT cool. 

She lists her talents as tap dancing, being able to bend the top of her pinky back 90 degrees, scaring strangers within two minutes of meeting her, talking at such a pitch only dogs can hear her and tea making.

She is also part mermaid, can grow a beard, lives in a volcano, and is secretly a man with a vagina. True story.

She is terrible at writing descriptions about herself, hence the fact when she does, she refers to herself in the third person, until she gets confused and refers to herself as "one", like the Queen does. One does hope one will enjoy one's page, and the content one will put on it.

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