Something terribly explicit and explicitly terrible has happened down at Big Fun Beach and only OUR coverage can shock and AWE you- *cough* I mean, only our coverage can inform and, well... AWE YOU ! Join Rebecca and Phil in the safety of the studio while Bartleby, our intrepid field reporter, recounts his accounts of the countless tragedies that have transpired!


released September 9, 2025
Cosmic Credit and Thanks to the Folk Ballad 'The Gray Selkie of Shule Skerry' of which two lines are referenced in this script. Much of the Inspiration for this story was gathered from Folklore of Selkie, Mermaid, Merfolk and other contemporaries from areas around the Northern Regions of the Atlantic Archipelago. 

"You shall Marry a Gunner good,
  and a Right Fine Gunner I'm sure he'll be.
The Very First Shot that Ever He Shoots,
   Shall slay my Son and me"

Big, Cosmic Thanks to my Regional Murder of Crows, that one Robin that is actually all the Robins at once, various species of winged and non-winged insects and existential dread. 

Big, Cosmic Thanks to Freesound.org and all of its contributors. Your Time, Energy and Input help in spades to put things in reach that may otherwise be difficult for Folk to accomplish on their own. Many Loves to all and these folks especially, as their sounds are now part of mine! WOO! TEMPORAL COLLABORATION!

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riaan3ignite
profispiesser_bgsasc
lucasduff
timkahn
kevinsonger

...The Beach

A Cover of Dark Black Coal by Logan Halstead- from the Album of the same name, 2023.

A Narrative Blending of Song and Story. This soundscape is an immersive atmospheric experience Honoring the Universal Emotions of Despair, Resilience and most Paramount of all; Hope.

Best enjoyed with Headphones.

Performed By Golden Trash People
Ben Fields- Guitar, Vocals
Ilya Rutman- Supporting guitar
iteration//:odd - Production & Sound Design


released September 28, 2025
All of the Folks at Freesound who helped to make this possible!

Morning birdsong by River Teign near Teign Gorge by Philip_Goddard -- freesound.org/s/683049/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Ambience, Day Wildlife, A.wav by InspectorJ -- freesound.org/s/398980/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Large Family Dinner Ambience OWI by WolfOWI -- freesound.org/s/588315/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Squeaky office chair by HenKonen -- freesound.org/s/757241/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Pulley_1.wav by nome_diva -- freesound.org/s/585401/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

elevator 02 by oliwoli -- freesound.org/s/548462/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Foley_Object_Clock_Old_Ring_Stereo by Nox_Sound -- freesound.org/s/790018/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

school bus truck ext idle engine close shut off.flac by kyles -- freesound.org/s/451666/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Car Door Open/Close (interior perspective) by iainmccurdy -- freesound.org/s/643121/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


Steam whistle 02.wav by LG -- freesound.org/s/74474/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Mining TNT explosion from about 2 km distance.wav by jb_stems -- freesound.org/s/410414/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Rockfall in mine.wav by Benboncan -- freesound.org/s/60085/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Surroundings of a mining camp at the edge of the forest, a distant motor, birds and a rooster by felix.blume -- freesound.org/s/638844/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Mining with Pick Axe in a group by MiraclesHappen -- freesound.org/s/457585/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
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