Holy fuck! I'm throwing money at the screen in anticipation of an album. I need this in my life!

So much goodness it's meltinggggggmymymym BRainaainianainnnnnnnnnnn

Strictly for My Streamers 2.0

don't tell me money don't buy happiness
when it so happens
that money buy drugs

Droiiids vs Cal Scruby - Money Buy Drugs fkup

Inxsphyxia The Warlock - STV Prod. Depo

need that spamtec classic feel ytcracker

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

been about 11 years since hov dropped this song
and elevens a lucky number so i had to bring along
some mixtape style from ennio morricone
thats american for bad pronounciation
im a nation up and onto myself
and im puffin on that el rond, not hubbard, the elf (the forest)
dr brule for your health
get you some cryptocurrency and start building your wealth

had some runins with antis gunnin 
trying to jack my paper for some texts i sent
i had that wavecom chipset paying my rent
cuz i was SMS spamming the block for events
but thats past tense had to stop with that outbound
the spammers in the game knew the day to get out now
spamming a little crazy amount now
nowSMS got em launching on countdown

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

some hit the inbox they contact mailing
some are going super saiyan on the snapchat
and bot traffic aint changed a bit since the 90s
scripts are just smarter and its harder to bind these
sockets correctly cant do it directly
the proxy requirements are set respectfully
so newbies in the game got a barrier to entry
aint no one coming straight out of WoW pushing a bentley

but im a teacher of tactics spread solution
to students of the game though the fames elusive
im banging crypto when im spitting acoustic
cuz this game has got a case of the loose tip
read between the lines draw conclusions
lifting the shroud off these false illusions
this computer is a weapon of mine
and i can run the globe in polynomial time

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

all the programs in my taskbar stack hard
cuz we mastered the art of the gas card
the art of the garcinia diet the art of cloaking
art of constant contact when your upstreams broken
and when the fat lady's spoken
you gotta hit em with that tracking token
then retarget em iframe the pages you own
circlejerking like a webring on geocities home 

like python turn my print into function
turn it into songs that these nerds still bumpin
got the soundtrack to inspire the gumption
in a lost generation of twenty-somethings
messiah of mailing the earl of EPC
alpha omicron lambda fraternity
shouts to all the people that burned me
all the bullshit in your world dont concern me; lee ermey

S P A M 2 (free dl)

FUCK THOSE SUPREME COURT BITCHES (LIVE)

This is the best song ever made.  It features the original line-up of The Who covering the Beatles classic "Destroy All Humans"

Samples used with permission.

Crayondroids are DJ Roborob, Beaker Sullivan, YT Cracker and Doctor Awkward

Crayondroids - Destroy All Humans

dicepticon did some beat things i did some voice things and you get scientific to them i think

i love robots

wisely syndicate - that kid (demo)

pretty straightforward instrumental

king nurga 2.0 reigns supreme

ytcracker (wisely syndicate) - the ballad of mr wisely (v1)

i might change some stuff still i dunno but whatever

smoke weed every day

I NEED NEED NEED puter

dfnctsc hack the planet dg

ytcracker - i need (v1)

beat by @dicepticon

i love it when they call me big hapa
just another hawaiian styling around the ninth island
backstage access preach what i practice
other rappers cap or act like they tapped this
well of infinity growth but thats jokes
all these motherfuckers know theyre broke (it was tuesday)
im a renaissance nerd study fancy classics
on a bulletin board blaring ANSI graphics -

now its first class passes
sushi in dubai supercars super smashes
supersede a path with the super sweet slashes
how i fill a stash overseas where the cash is -
and we dont even keep count (it was tuesday)
dont even care what amount (it was tuesday)
reminded of adventures that my crews been on
when i listen to the music that we cruisin on

dripping from head to toe
all the colors of the rainbow to let them know
im on the spectrum
zed x flex i talks text em
everyone who wants next may god bless them
im living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son
living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son

im a hedonistic thrillionaire working remotely
working on some gangster shit but dont quote me -
im in a foreign land with my foreign mans
we keep it tight fifty-five like a four-in-hand -
exploiting double frees in the doubletree
cooking trouble with the homies got the recipe
rest in peace when we call the installer
logging all your assets i hit em with the crawler

curlin like merlin girl a fuckin wizard
yea im waving my antenna like a wand i deliver
straight through your suricata like my name was harry potter
and you aint doing nada about it (about it)
incident response go and watch connections
while i add another rollie to my watch collection
better watch the weapons that we manufacture
cliqued up with the baddest hackers on lovelace

dripping from head to toe
all the colors of the rainbow to let them know
im on the spectrum
zed x flex i talks text em
everyone who wants next may god bless them
im living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son
living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son

awaken to the smell of eggs and bacon
im laying with a couple baddies naked
the sunlight peek through the open curtains
reflect off the ocean surf it look perfect
slide off the edge of the bed and start stretching
slide on a pair of them pants that i left in
the mess on the floor from the night before
run my fingers through my hair slide open the door

girl number threes already in the kitchen
wearing my tshirt with custom stitching
she blows me a kiss and i head to the head
scroll through my phone leaving broads on read
all these broads on deck i just cant believe
that a man like me live his fantasy
i never planned to be in the position im in
but im playing my position and im playing to win (what up druid)

dripping from head to toe
all the colors of the rainbow to let them know
im on the spectrum
zed x flex i talks text em
everyone who wants next may god bless them
im living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son
living every day like your best one
all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son

ytcracker - tuesday

We love the game Smite.  motherfucker f6

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Smite is a third-person multiplayer online battle arena video game developed and published by Hi-Rez Studios for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One.  Play for free and F6 when you fight us.

http://www.smitegame.com/

Lyrics:
verse 1 : your grind so serqet/ invisible and I earn checks/ all about that conquest/ theres no denying im on next/
execute like ah muzen cab/ work to do then im moving on/ bodies moving like ah puch/ i cannot stop till the spot pops/ like blam/ I can weild lightning inside of my hand/ damn I been the man/ Cant fuck with you fam/ you been a rat/ calling you loki you stab for the back/ stci k to your league this is not a riot/ tried to sneak attack this fire giant/ acting brave but i know that you lyin/ might as well quit trying and surrender

verse 2: this is the battlegroud of the gods/ my aim is on point you can try to dodge/ this lions a hunter im Anhur/ your bitch look like neith and im on her/ made it through the fire not a one burn/ im agni prepare to be stunned sir/ dont step is youre unsure/ osiris but the skins herman munster/ im a monster fuck was you thinking/ bacchus in a dress what the fuck was you thinking/ 20 kills no deaths hard carry/ 3 chains all day im ares/ flames/ I played this game my way/ please dont come down my lane/ i got skill shots all day/
he bo come ride my wave

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Crayondroids - F6 Ft. Lex Lingo

A Warm Place

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First single released on Crayondroids next album, featuring Megaran and Mikal Khill.  See us at SXSW ▶ http://schedule.sxsw.com/2017/artists/15832

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We're Not Friends Ft. MegaRan & Mikal KHill

I DO COKE

Original 'I Do Coke' by Kill the Noise : 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSPT27XyY1U

I Do Coke - Crayondroids Fukcup

beat by @rajzilla

goodness gracious (gracious gracious gracious)
got power over ethernet devices in a bunch of strange places
using off the shelf hardware bought at defcon in las vegas
spit these gold pressed bars im the digital grand nagus (nagus nagus nagus nagus) -
yes we the greatest (greatest greatest greatest greatest)
infiltrate your base with a case with the latest
tasty little toys i deploy on the premises
just your friendly nemesis poison packets venomous

redis dump like enemas puffing on some cannabis
binary 10 of us so try to be a friend of us
hacker mercenary with a very fierce squad
my roster going deep in the states and abroad
hacker spammer god with that pcap dump raw
ducking johnny q law with a signal blue call
til i fall on these nets gonna keep the fiber lit
all these haters in the game go and run a slash quit (slash quit)

we toolin'
we toolin' up

golly gee (gee gee gee gee)
played it close to the chest like a hug from jay street
speculated execution made intrusion kinda neat
bit unpractical but tactical when used with hyper v
unprotected jenkins (jenkins jenkins jenkins jenkins)
fifteen grand in a bounty if your boy aint mistaken
subdomains for the taking s3 bucket viewrule breaking
dns bruteforcing baby make that bailiwick awaken

infosec apprentice (prentice prentice prentice)
developing a system like the one and only DENNIS
when youre following the gospel give your soul a quick replenish
garbage collection is endless in this mempool left defenseless
USERAUTH_SUCCESS instead of USERAUTH_REQUEST
and i moonwalk in your server with a rootshell more or less
bitch we taking over (over over over over)
like mitnick jacked a chipset from the homie mikey grover

thugcrowd zlz pink panther zuphzuph me mumbling some shit

Crayondroids - Destroy All Humans

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