I poked fun at myself because I cannot sing. Plain and simple. This is a traumatising cover of Trouble Again, the theme song for the 1980s animated series Star Wars: Droids. I can't bear to do the Ewoks theme, I respect Ewoks too much. :(

Trouble Again Take Three

HELP HELP WHAT IS THIS HELP WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP aka I sing Tanita Tikaram's "Twist in My Sobriety" using the microphone on a Samsung S3 8" tablet in the bathroom. My career opportunity as a bouncer has never looked brighter. I sing and people leave the establishment. Ta-dah! 

* For poor souls who accidentally stumbled upon this: I like to make fun of my lack of talent regularly.  But this one is an attempt to be serious about it, unlike my take at "Trouble Again". 

Attempt at singing 4 realz.

Toto's Africa for Alyssa's birthday. Two years ago, I sent her a picture of my toe and I thought that she's recovered enough for something even more traumatic.

Actually, whatever this is, it's not Africa. Maybe it's Pangea. 

Florence Foster Jenkins, make way for me! Mrs. Miller, your legacy lives on through my incredible 1/333333333 octave vocal range.

To hear Alyssa and Tom's incredible cover project Red Button Peacekeepers, click here: https://soundcloud.com/red-button-peacekeepers

I missed the continent. :(

I don't make music (and you should be thankful for that) - my tracks are deliberate self-mockery; I'm here to listen to my friends' and other people's music. Sometimes, I make sense. But most of the times, not. I'm a grateful commenter and art appreciator, though.

What are you doing here, anyway? Listen to Gilded, Tom Johnstone Music and Red Button Peacekeepers. <3 They make actual music. 

Iva