chungus among us

boots n katzen boots n katzen
boots n katzen boots n katzen

fatty fatty kitty kitty hungry all the time
boom, babba boom, babba, always wanna dine
jumping out of cat box litter on da floor
waddle to da kitchen always wanting more
rubbing on my leg as I open up da fridge
wants a free sample asking for a smidge 
place it on da floor so he can have a taste
nothing goes to waste

(chorus)
there is a chungus among us
und he comin down das hall
a chungus among us
das opposite of small
a chungus among us
with katzen attitude
such a scheisse he will slice ya
unless you give food

boots n katzen boots n katzen
boots n katzen boots n katzen

20 seconds later in the living room
run around da house zoom zoom zoom zoom
scratching up da couch like it's going out of style
beatbox beatbox all over da tile
biscuits on da blanket biscuits on da bed
when not making biscuits cat yoga instead
meow meow at the door so I let you out
take a sniff turn around then proceed to pout

kitty kitty sad now asking for a treat
circling around my ankles und my feet
chompy on da snack now katzen is ser gut
food food food food food food food
running to da cat box scheisse on da mind
peel out on da exit, leave a smell behind
equity is sinking on my property
everything smells auf cat scheisse und pee

(chorus)
there is a chungus among us
und he comin down das hall
a chungus among us
das opposite of small
a chungus among us
with katzen attitude
such a scheisse he will slice ya
unless you give food

Nov 30, 2023

scheisse katzen - chungus among us

🔪🐺 "𝙄'𝙈 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙏𝙍𝙔𝙉𝘼 𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙀𝙈' 𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙎 𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙏" ⚫🟥

I'm a fan of boom bap songs so I made one.
Hope you like it.

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Lyrics:
UUIRRAHHHGG!
EYES UP 
HOP IN 
WULFFY BOUT TO SET THE RECORD
CANT BE FUCKIN AROUND THEY BE LOOKIN TO MURDER ME. 
OPPS BEEN ABSURD
SCRATCH IT WITH AN INTENTION TO KILL EM, OFFENDED.
A MASTER TRY N' TEST ME THEN I END IT

YEAH A TERMITE 
ON THE MIC
HC FORWARD
ACOLYTE

FORWARD BACK
HIT THE DECK
KENSHI HOW I CHOP A BITCH

BLINDED BY THE MISSION
BEEN A MENACE
I ADMIT IT

A DEMON OF PRETENSION
WHEN I'M PRAYIN ON RETENTION

CATCH A BITCH LACKIN I BEEN ON A ROLL
(KICK IT)
I BEEN SLAYIN BEATS NOT PROFIT BUT THE SOUL
CALL ME JIMI HOW I’M BOUT TO CATCH A MUTHAFUCKIN HIGH
(WE UP)
TELLIN ALL YOU WACK MC’S HOW TO WRITE

YEAH I CAN’T STOP IT 
BURNIN SHIT DOWN WHEN I SPIT QUICK
SMASHIN LIKE THE HULK 
I MAKE IT BUMP AT FUNCTION

PAYMENT? I REQUIRE PLACEMENT!
DISPLACIN JITS WHEN I WRITE OUT MY BASEMENT

watch me

STUBBIN THE GAME WIT A BUCKET OF PAINT, 
I CAN’T FALL WHEN THEY MAKIN ME OUT TO BE VIOLENT, 
FUCK THE ENTITLEMENT LOSIN THEY SIGHT OF IT
I CAN ADMIRE BUT NEVER BE FINE WIT EM

WHY IN THE FUCK AM I STILL ON MY OWN
A VERMIN WHO WORKIN IT DOWN TO THE BONE.
I BEEN THINKIN OF FREEIN THE BEST FROM THEY THRONE
I CANNOT BE SURMOUNTED I’M READY TO THROW

HIT THE RIGHT HOOK YEAH THAT’S WHY THE OPPS CALL ME TYSON
THAT'S THE WRONG LOOK, CATCHIN’
BULLETS IN YOUR RIBS THEN
FUCK YOU, I DON’T OWE EM SHIT
IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM, THEN YOU WELCOME TO A HIT

NAW I’MA MAKE EM
JUMP! JUMP! 
THAT’S MY MODUS OPERANDI
YOUR FLOW’S GONE STALE, GET A NEW ONE FROM THE PANTRY

『𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗬』

DID MISANTHROPY CATCH YOUR FANCY?
BEGGIN FOR SOME PITY BUT YOU BITCHIN BOUT A LACKY

HONESTLY, DO Y’ALL STILL BELIEVE IN TALENT?
WILL ALL THE MUSIC IN WORLD MEAN SHIT WHEN YOU ABSENT?
HAVEN’T YOU A FRAGMENT OF COMPASSION?
BASIC IS THE LAW OF ATTRACTION
FUNNY HOW YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE IT

RAPPERS WANNA FEEL LIKE THEY IMPORTANT IN THE GRAND SCHEME
I’M JUST TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE EM ENDS MEET

MONEY, ITS ALL ABOUT THE BANDS
MAKE A SOULLESS ALBUM AND THEN YOU PUSH IT TO THE FANS
BUT I AIN’T WIT IT, I AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT IN CHIN
I’M HUFFIN UP MY CHEST BLOWIN ALL THE WALLS IN

STXR 67
MAKIN ALL YOU MUHFUCKAS SWEAT LIKE YOU WAS IN A SAUNA
SO GET BACK UP ON THE STAGE, GO TO HELL AND TELL EM WULF SENT CHA

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CRUSH!

Katzen on da sofa katzen on my bed
Katzen all asleep now sugarplums in head
Dreaming of da snackies that they want to eat
Beatbox on the floor und run around my feet
Rustling in da chimney that perks up un ear
Could it be das santa bringing Christmas cheer
Katzen stretch and wander to da fireplace
All sitting and waiting 

For a very scheisse Christmas
A very scheisse Christmas 
For scheisse katzen business
A very scheisse Christmas

Little scratchy sounds come floating out das flue
Katzen so confused now, wonder what to do
Muffled ho ho ho as Santa loses luck
Belt attached to bricks in chimney, he is stuck
Katzen getting angry because of lack of treat
Thinking scheisse thoughts while Santa dangles feet
Too bad for das fat man situation dyer
Katzen lights un fire

For a very scheisse Christmas
A very scheisse Christmas 
For scheisse katzen business
A very scheisse Christmas
For a very scheisse Christmas
A very scheisse Christmas 
For scheisse katzen business
A very scheisse Christmas

Dec 15, 2023

Scheisse Katzen - A Very Scheisse Christmas

head case

the way it was supposed to be
is a distant memory
as far as the eye could see
now it's nothing

(chorus)
c'mon
I'm so out of place
I can't touch your face
oh, what a disgrace

the way it was taught to me
wife and family
will last for eternity 
now it's nothing
be a good boy, you see
written as God's decree 
now it's nothing

(chorus)
yeah, c'mon 
I'm so out of place
I can't touch your face
such a social disgrace
so c'mon 
I'm so out of place
I'm so off base
such a head case
what a head case 

January 28, 2024

springtank - head case

hollow

christened once, betrayed twice 
words alone will not suffice
they're so hollow so hollow so hollow

used my heart, ignored my brains
the dreams I had wrapped up in chains
so hollow so hollow so hollow
so hollow so hollow so hollow 

the best laid plans of mice and men
left in ashes once again
they're so hollow so hollow so hollow

scattered to corners of the globe
maybe some will blow back home
they're so hollow so hollow so hollow
so hollow so hollow so hollow

and when they do catch up to me
ring my doorbell eventually
when they look me in the eye
I'll take that chance to say goodbye
you're so hollow so hollow

Jan 31, 2024

    

springtank - hollow

alles guten

alles guten here
with drei auf katzen in der haus 
alles guten here
with pets und pats und on das couch
alles guten here
despite das beatbox, diarrhea
alles guten here
scheisse in der catbox
alles guten

(chorus)
katzen, katzen come here
i must brush you
release your fear
katzen, don't be like this
It's just a brush, don't bite or hiss

pet das kitty grab das brush
kitty hates it
alles guten here
he hate it so much
katzen puts up so much fuss
take off fast make sonic boom
run away to das bedroom
beatboxing to make a mess
finding is anyone's guess

katzen? katzen?

(chorus)
katzen, katzen come here
just let me brush you
release your fear
katzen, don't be like this
It's only brush, don't bite or hiss

Feb 26, 2024

scheisse katzen- alles guten

🔪🐺"𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙀𝘿 𝘼 𝘾𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙄𝙉, 𝙇𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙀𝘿 𝙐𝙋 𝙊𝙉 𝙄𝙏"💜💸

Me and Jammato wrote this back in April of 2023 and sat on it for awhile. Hope you guys like it.

Feature with: @jammato-biscuit

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Lyrics:
wulf:
FLIP THE FUCKIN PHONE THAT THE IRONY YA LOSIN TOUCH
RECOMMENDED POCKET CELEBRITY PLEAD TO LADY LUCK
GONNA HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE BEND YOU STEADY FUCKIN UP
PRAISIN ON BADDIE IN BED, YOU KNOW SHE’LL NEVER LOVE 

MASERATI’S NEXT TO THE BENZ, SHIT YOU BEEN DREAMIN OF
SHAWTY'S IN BACK, POPPIN BOTTLES. YOU THROWIN BACK A CUP
HOUSE UP IN IN HILLS WITH A POOL AND THINK YOU BOUTA JUMP
JUST ANOTHER HUSTLE YOU SWEAR THAT THE FAME BE ON THE CUSP

Jammato: 
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
I’M CHASING BANDS CAUSE I GOTTA GET MY CLOUT 
ALL YOUR STREAMS AND EDITORIALS ALL YOU SEEM CARE ABOUT
ON THAT PLAYLIST, SO FIXATED ALL YOU DO IS BLAB YOUR MOUTH
I DO IT SNEAKILY, SO EASILY, SEE BAGS IN NEW AMOUNTS
YUH
I CHASE THE BAG AND SEE THAT CASH IN NEW AMOUNTS 
DOWN IN DIRT AND TO HIS KNEES AND SO I HIT HIM WHERE IT COUNTS 
AIN’T NO BIRDS AIN’T NO BEES, YOU SOME FLEAS STUCK TO SOME COWS 
GOTCHA YA FANS AND YA FRIENDS IN MY DM'S SAYING “WOW!”

wulf:
PLAYLIST HOPPIN, NEVER GONNA STOP IT
SUCKIN ON THE MUHFUCKIN BANDS YOU BEEN COPPIN
LICKIN IT CAUSTIC, SO OBNOXIOUS
WANNA BE RAPPERS IN BACK OF THE MOSH PIT

LEGGIN IT BRINGIN A NEW BEAT FOR THE PRACTICE
REPPIN THE BRAND YOU GO BACK FOR THE LOW END
STEP IN A HEEP OF THE FRIENDS PASSED, YOU BEEN LACKIN
LOVIN THE RINGS BRUH THOUGHT YOU WAS BAGGINS

Jammato:
TRIPPIN OFF THE MOLLY BUT YOU BUMPIN FOR THE 808’S
REPRESENT THE UNDERDOG NAW YOU BOUTA RIDE THE WAVE

A BAND CHASER CLOUT FAKER I CAN SEE YOU OUTTA TIME
FAME SNAKER RISK TAKER THIS THE GOAL YOU TRYNA FIGHT

I CAN SEE THEM ALL BUT I DON’T WANT THE SPITE 
SEND EM UP TO GOD HE GONNA SEE THE LIGHT 

I WISH EM OFF LIKE MAZELTOV BUT I DON’T WANT THE SPITE 
I'MA SEND EM UP TO GOD YEAH THEY GONNA SEE THE LIGHT 
YEAH HE THINK HE FACING DEMONS BUT HE’S LOOKIN IN MY EYES 
YEAH I LEFT ON HIS DOOR STEP WHAT A PLEASANTRY SURPRISE

wulf:
TRAPPED
A COFFIN
LOCKED
UP ON IT

BANDS
BE TOXIC
FAKES
BE CALLIN

PRIDE
BE BLEEDIN
LIES
BE SEEPIN

EYES
IN FEEDIN
GUISE
BE FADIN’

FUCK THE
CONCEPT
CAUGHT
AND BONDED

RID
THE NONSENSE
LOST BUT
FOND OF

MINES OF
CONTENT
FIGHT THE
CONTEST

WIPE THE
CONTEXT
THINK YOU
UP NEXT

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POCKET CELEBRITY

POCKET CELEBRITY (feat. Jammato)

Meet Me in Dresden

I'm packing up, so meet me in Dresden
we'll leave all the pressure behind
quarter to two, in front of the fountain
and just breathe for a while

(chorus)
And it's cold and it's grey
and there's nowhere I want to stay
and it's dark like cigarette ash
and don't forget to bring plenty of cash

I'm headed out, you can meet me in Dresden
I'd be up for the company
Don't forget to check your camera
So many things to see

(chorus)
And it's cold and it's grey
and it's nowhere I'd want to stay
and it's dark like cigarette ash
and don't forget to bring plenty of cash
I'll see you in Dresden 
meet me in Dresden
I'll see you in Dresden 

March 22, 2024

springtank - meet me in dresden

I hope it hurts

my pounding heart, it shakes me in the middle of the night
violently it wakes me, I'm sweating from the fright
breathing hard, I've run this race a thousand times before
but I can't seem to out pace these memories anymore

(chorus)
don't touch me just stay away
we're not friends all I have to say is
I hope it hurts you too

so for now I'm robbed of sleep and any pleasant dreams
lying awake in the darkness and what should be peace
can't understand why this happens, it's not like I dwell
I just hope, when next we meet, that it would be in hell

(chorus)
so don't touch me just stay away
we are not friends in any way
if there's one thing I could leave with you
it's this nightmare, and I hope it hurts you, too 

April 4, 2024

springtank - i hope it hurts

show me your kitties

internet was made for this
inbox Scheisse Katzen pics
let's get active with das shutter
hurry up now, did I stutter?

all das crazy katzen people
step it up and get medieval
show me pictures on your phone
email them if you're at home

(chorus)
it's time to organize committees
across all das major cities
from chungus to itty bitties
everyone show me your kitties

so it's time to throw your hat in
and get everybody chattin'
in jpeg und gif formats and
send kitties to Scheisse Katzen 

(chorus)
it's time to organize committees
across all das major cities
from chungus to itty bitties
everyone show me dem kitties

April 18, 2024

scheisse katzen - show me your kitties (v5)

Drafts and previews of tracks that either do alright or aren't yet on Spotify, etc. 
Under project names 
Trigger Thieves
and
Maschine Fetisch

Scheisse Katzen - A Very Scheisse Christmas

IvanOffelitch

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