sometimes it happens at the market, in the park, on the train, in an elevator, 

it   was   there   at   first   glance.     

when   it  happens   you   feel   fireworks,

and  then you  realize  the  undeniable  certainty  of  the  end.

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This February I am attracted to these moments in time where there are infinite possibilities and finite opportunities for a connection. Let's call them missed connections. It's prime was in the 2000s. New Yorkers sent in anonymous messages and poems hoping to find the cutie on the train they just missed. 

Nine times out of ten, we miss these chances life has given us to turn our daydreams of love into serendipitous encounters. What I have come to realize is that however brief the encounter, there is an undeniable glow that lingers 
after a glance or a wink that cant be ignored. 

In missed connections I hope to provide listeners with a continuous stream of possibilities that the right one may be walking right past you, they might be on the same flight, or may be awkwardly staring at you on the train. you should be able to listen to this and recall moments where you may have had a missed connection and capitalize on the moments you will continue to have. 

Trust when you have missed it, you know. You make up a story in your head that sounds better than admitting you were too scared to take a chance. You tell your friends, you feel desirable, yet lonely. I wonder how many people feel this way. I hope I can reach you. 

It could be a terminal case of main character syndrome but when it happens, you just know.

Ultimately, I am enthralled  by the feeling of first encounters, while at the same time I am frozen thinking about how they will certainly end.

m͟i͟s͟s͟e͟d͟ c͟o͟n͟n͟e͟c͟t͟i͟o͟n͟s͟

a love drunk listening darty - 2.17.24 💗 
fav songs from the missed connections party

missed connections - 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬

practice (drake)

heard the house song mixed in for the first time at chama mama def a Faubourg stan, he has hits 

𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙁𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙙:
Practice (drake) - teff
Please Stay - Matthieu Faubourg

Practice (drake) - deep house mix

Never Gonna Give You Up

Rich Baby Daddy Amapiano Mix

u make me feel brand new

dreaming of u

come thru

penthouse daddy

u can kiss it better

love story

“I got married in Italy. Am I saying you copied me by getting married in Italy?” Kim explained in a confessional on the show. “Who performed at my wedding? Andrea Bocelli. Who performed at Kourtney’s wedding? Andrea Bocelli. You stole my f---ing wedding country and my wedding performer. Andrea Bocelli is my favorite male singer of all time, but I’m copying her dolce vita lifestyle? OK.”

don't walk away (quedate conmigo)

until the end of time

what's going on?

a thousand miles in agora hills

obsessed

your love on the dancefloor

munch

meet me halfway like that

smokin out the window

gasolina

dilemma (how deep is your love?)

water x come thru (missed connections)

feel no ways

got me started x disco tits

ftcu

fergalicious (funk beat)

i don't wanna be a player no more (aguacero)

let me love u

let's get to it (KEVIN JZ PRODIGY)

real ones know, "locs hoe, u a chop hoe"
East ATL baby 💋

Think U The Shit (Fantasy)

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Full set from Hotel Chantelle - NYC - April 13, 2024 ♥

00:00 - You Make Me Feel Brand New - missed connections (teff)
2:35 -  Bitches Gag (Byrell the Great)  x (It Goes Like) Nanana Peggy Gou
4:39 - Pound Town on the Dancefloor - Sexyy Red 
7:54 - I Luv Rap Beef - Poetic Justice x Northern Lights Matthieu Faubourg
10:55 - Obsessed Remix - Mariah Carey (teff - MCAD)
14:26 - Riiverdance - Beyoncé x Like I Love You (Amapiano) DRNRDX
16:05 - Pop it like a Pro - Cueheat ft. DJ Soreal x Smoke Kerri Chandler (teff)
17:55 - I TOTE CAUSE IM CRAZY - Greedy Girlzz
20:08 - Love Dilemma - Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland (teff - MCAD) 
23:00 - Get it Sexyy - Sexyy Red (teff)
25:14 - Bad Girls - Donna Summer (teff)
27:37 - Give it to Me - Timbaland (teff)
30:00 - I Think U Show Me Love? (teff)
31:38 - Back on 74 - Jungle x Hey Hey - Dennis Ferrer
33:24 - American Boy x FTCU (Dj Taj Remix) 
34:28 - Guataba Remix (Dos Flakos) x Gasolina (teff - MCAD)
36:21 - Get it Shawty - Lloyd (teff)
37:24 - Stilettoes (Pumps) - East Atlanta Tea Party (teff)
39:00 - Circo Loco - Drake & 21 Savage (teff - cuntiversary)
41:24 - Slide if You Want 2 - Frank Ocean (teff - cuntiversary) 
43:30 - The Less I Know the Better x I Feel it Coming (teff)
45:20 - Bitches is Mad (teff - BE MINE)
47:00 - Spin Bout U - Drake & 21 Savage (teff - cuntiversary) 
48:54 - Hideaway - Kiesza (teff)
50:11 - Less is More Mama 
52:21 - Atmosphere - Fisher x RIP Screw - Travis Scott (teff) 
54:50 - Paint the Town Red - Doja Cat & Nicki Minaj Roman Remix (teff)
57:30 - Calling My Name x My Neck My Back (teff - Virgo Mix)
59:23 - Think U the Shit (Fantasy) - teff
1:02:43 - Got Me Started x Disco Tits (teff - MCAD)

Album / Playlist References:
Missed Connections (album)
MCAD = missed connections after dark playlist 
Cuntiversary = A Teffortless Cuntiversary playlist
BE MINE (album)

Hotel Chanteff (FULL SET)

𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦
NYC: Azure Day Party, Sun 5/12
Mr. Purple, Sat 5/17
East Atlanta Tea Party 🫖🍑 - OUT 6/1

BOOKINGS:
TEFF.CB@GMAIL.COM

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