The Runway
(c) J. Murdock McInnes Vasey

[intro]

[instrumental]

I was in Paris yesterday
I shop for the best shops
But what's in vogue today
Is getting hard to say

I am trying to maintain
To keep my eyes on the terrain
But shapes now strolling by
To look just gives me pain

I don't know what to do
To laugh would be unkind
But whoever put this on
Must be out of their mind

[chorus]
The runway is so long
But you know they'll reach the end
Those legs look really strong
And the butts will swing along

You know they'll swing along
You know they'll swing along

boom boom boom
boom boom boom
boom boom boom
boom, boom boom, boom boom

[instrumental]

The clothes are made to fit
They flow so as to hide
You know that they're packed tight
There is a lot of meat inside

It is so sad to see
How we have to compensate 
How we all have reached the point
Where we love all that we hate

We try and cry each day
But we cannot rise above
Now we all have reached the point
Where we hate all that we love

[chorus]
The runway is so long
But you know they'll reach the end
Those legs look really strong
And the butts will swing along

You know they'll swing along
You know they'll swing along

boom boom boom
boom boom boom
boom boom boom
boom, boom boom, boom boom

[instrumental]


[chorus]
The runway is so long
But you know they'll reach the end
Those legs look really strong
And the butts will swing along

You know they'll swing along
You know they'll swing along

boom boom boom
boom boom boom
boom boom boom
boom, boom boom, boom boom

[instrumental]


[outro]

The Runway

I write the lyrics; Mr. Alfonso Suno composes the music.  Working with the lovely Ms. Ai Ongaku, they create the arrangements.  Ms. Ongaku and her crowd are responsible for the performances.  My part in creating these tracks is very small. Nonetheless, I am to blame.  Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

The Runway

I and Ai