"surreal" is a track by joshiguess that also features toxin brewer. however toxin recorded at the speed of the original track which is why he is not included in this version. originally, aikon4k was going to be on this song but josh felt once the song was sped up that toxin was a better fit for the song + there was no update on receiving the feature back. this was used as a reference track for aikon in case he wanted to record in normal pitch and i'd speed up his voice.

surreal (original pitch)

"seggsy rdie" is a track released by joshiguess that was inspired by a discord conversation. josh met this person and was showing them a few of his baby pictures. one of these was the one involved on the cover art of the original, of josh being in one of those battery cars children ride for christmas. the person responded "seggsy rdie" in which he thought would be a funny thing to base a song off of. thus, josh's song seggsy rdie was born. the only reason this version wasn't released was just personal preference, he felt any song in this style should be at least pitched a little bit at the time because that was the norm

joshiguess - seggsy rdie! (original pitch) [prod. scruff]

"close my eyes" is a song by spacemannick. spacemannick is a spoken word artist that josh used to help make melodic in the past to experiment with his mixing. this song does not prove that tho as he just decided to make him sound clearer and speed him up. josh experimented on this song by using vibrato and using a different type of mix. the original version is sped up mostly for spacemannick's verse tbh.

close my eyes verse [greentop] (original pitch)

PROD LILRAHNERA
"blow my brains out" is a track by joshiguess that is exclusive to the archive. he was originally gonna make sped up screamo songs under a different name.

BLOW MY BRAINS OUT [LILRAHNERA]

PROD GUNKLOVER
"fml" is a track by joshiguess that is exclusive to the archive. he was originally gonna make sped up screamo songs under a different name.

FML [GUNKLOVER]

This track is one that exists. What happened was he had a conversation with someone about girls that liked being called "mommy" and to troll he decided to make this song and send it to her after. Josh then released this song specifically for tik tok for it to jokingly get uses since at the time, there were hardly any song audios under the "mommy? sorry." trend. Unexpectedly, this did end up working and it did end up getting attention. Josh has not wanted to officially release the song on any other platform under his name, due to it already dating far back and family possibly getting the wrong intentions from this song. 

Mommy? Sorry? Mommy? Sorry? Mommy? Sorry? Mommy? Sorry? 
Mommy? Sorry? Mommy? Sorry? Mommy? Sorry? Mommy? Sorry? 
Listen you're my pretty princess, and you're such a good girl 
On command my mistress always feel on top of the world,
Let's relieve all of this stress get on top do the whirl,
such a naughty lil slut, lightly pulling your curls,
ok look listen got my good kitten in bed lookin furled
her eyes just glisten dirty whore goes right in straight for the hurl,
she a queen she a cutie, I just see she's a beauty, such a good girl for daddy, got this sensational feeling, I'll say yes to everything cuz you keep staying appealing,got you tied in the bed just to make things even more thrilling, ocean tide on the bed where you'll receive the filling, but baby do what you're comfortable with I will always be willing (respectfully)




 Ay yo, got my hands around you lightly so you can choke
i'ma get the blindfold then ima make your eyes roll 
baby I'll get all of your unholy little dreams to unfold
but if u don't obey baby I'll give you a slap
 where it'll be a mystery we'll know for a fact
 baby I'm your master obey every command
you're a cutie every time you refer me as your mans
keepin it our lil secret deep inside of her-fuck it
 Yuh ay, mommy sorry

mommy? sorry. [viral tik tok song] (prod. xani)

"third times is the charm" is a remix of joshiguess's "three times is the charm". since two different versions of this song exist, he decided to make a third version combining the 2 versions and messing with the pitch and mix of everyone's vocals. he thought this sounded unique enough to be its own thing, so not only is it separate from the main but takes a separate title. 


+ iluvkirbyy
+ uncredited
+ mixed by spacemannick & joshiguess

third time's the charm! [gfsm]

"idk what's wrong with me" is a song originally released by @komelytt . for unknown reasons, this song that i believe was part of an ep was taken down. komelytt seems to be okay with the release tho, as you see in the comments. this was originally an open josh recorded on and experimented by using throat length in autotune which isn't josh's usual choice.

idk what's wrong w me! + komelytt [jujusatx]

out of time features @xcxvxc and is a track that never got a release on the main. he felt this track was good enough to at least put on the archive under his own name over a different side account. This track takes a unique spin with high energy with interesting pitch effects. Having xcx on this track is perfect since Josh has always admired how unique their style is in comparison to a lot of the music in a similar category.

out of time! + xcxvxc [ragedrugg]

This track is a collaboration between joshiguess and whatafuckingbitch. This is not the first time they have worked as they worked back before josh was even under the name joshiguess, on their track "vanilla extract" however, that mix is outdated in comparison. The decision of speeding this track up is unknown, however it is believed to possibly be just the personal preference or because it lines up more in style with whatafuckingbitch's recent releases.

every memory is painful w/whatafuckingbitch (dead spyro) *original speed*

"goodbye" is a track that was scrapped from foreshadowed future. the producer that gave him these exclusives originally regretted making this beat and didn't want an official release of it. back then he was very picky with releases, with foreshadowed future even going under multiple diffferent names and released under the producer's name for some time. however now that they are up to different things, he no longer minds any of his older beats being released as long as he's not credited for them.

Goodbye.

"digimosh" is a track that was supposed to be uploaded during pandemic and possibly played at an online show or the first day out of quarantine. this ended up lasting longer than he thought and by the time he wanted to possibly release this or play this, he felt as if the mix was outdated + was focusing on a different style at the time. Josh still likes this song but doubts the possibility of it being played at a show one day, but who knows.

DIGIMOSH [P. ACID]

"dhmu it's painful" is a track by joshiguess that takes out a lot of emotion at the time of recording. however, this is technically a reason why he decided to pitch up the song in the official release. he believes his voice has a weird raspy feeling in this version and that it's a bit slow. when messing with the pitch, he realized he made a very emotional slow song into a fast paced nightcoreish type banger. many people also agreed as he sent this to people who are usually not into this style and this was a shock to some as they ended up liking it 


prod bipolar beats

dhmu it's painful (original speed)

"studded belt" is a collaboration between joshiguess and emowrapper. josh was jokingly mocking scenecore one day in a discord call and said "i'm gonna show you guys how to make scenecore". after starting on this jokingly as just a hook, he realized that this was actually becoming a normal scenecore song instead of a mimic. since for some reason he was put on a scenecore reddit meme about a year ago before this, he decided to finally work on a full scenecore song to make the spot on it make sense. obviously you can tell the satire of this once its at normal speed, but the fact this song even came out to be the way it is is crazy.

studded belt w/emowrapper (nightclub20xx) [original recording speed]

Bad bitch fuck it up yeah she thick as hell
She wanna be my sneaky link yeah she slick as hell
She back it up onto me I'm busting quick as hell
Told her when I'm finished with her please don't kiss and tell

Bad bitch fuck it up yeah she thick as hell
She wanna be my sneaky link yeah she slick as hell
She back it up onto me I'm busting quick as hell
Told her when I'm finished with her please don't kiss and tell

Yeah she a freak baddie she be twerking to this beat
Come on baby girl show it off get on yo knees
Make it clap make it slap she be wetter than the sea
But I feel like lil Reese yeah that's just how it be, uh

She ain't riding on me but she can work that pole
She count the bands and she feeling like she J Cole
She feeling down and dirty requested me in 3 holes
Said i'm not playing golf but then she said 3 people
She said her and her friends check me out  thru the peephole
And I fuck on a goth while I blast lil peep oh
Haters in the club wanna say I'm a poser
Is it you or me in her mouth til her throat hurt
So shut the fuck up stay at home with your boner
Gaslight her enough to the point she go solar
Yo bitch in my bed and you know that I stole her
Found she had an onlyfans so I promote her

Bad bitch fuck it up yeah she thick as hell
She wanna be my sneaky link yeah she slick as hell
She back it up onto me I'm busting quick as hell
Told her when I'm finished with her please don't kiss and tell

Bad bitch fuck it up yeah she thick as hell
She wanna be my sneaky link yeah she slick as hell
She back it up onto me I'm busting quick as hell
Told her when I'm finished with her please don't kiss and tell

If you listen in the bar hold up your drinks up
If you listen in the car bump your speaks up
If you listen in the park smoke your weed up
Bitch no matter where you are we party up
I just made a hoe stop breathing like i'm carti
Remember back in high school we were smoking on some smarties
You probably heard me on that tik tok saying "mommy sorry"
Now you see me pulling bitches I be hanging with a barbie
But it ain't truly permanent it's kinda like a sharpie
She said she wanna sneak out so go and get the car keys
So I fucked her hard while we in private parking
How should I describe well let's go where I started

Bad bitch fuck it up yeah she thick as hell
She wanna be my sneaky link yeah she slick as hell
She back it up onto me I'm busting quick as hell
Told her when I'm finished with her please don't kiss and tell

Bad bitch fuck it up yeah she thick as hell
She wanna be my sneaky link yeah she slick as hell
She back it up onto me I'm busting quick as hell
Told her when I'm finished with her please don't kiss and tell

ThiCC as HeLL (Prod. Rxger)

prod. @bluewolfsounds
Lyrics:
Don't know what to do when you're done with school
Family ask what is next but I stay in my room
Friends drift all apart and my days feeling blue
It's late night thoughts when outsides all gloom and
I didn't learn shit when all we had was zoom
Every time they asked for answers I would always just assume that
I wasn't there for that certain moment
Really nothing around me was keeping me going
Time passes by and I just keep growing
Questioning myself while the boat keeps rowing
Music like the only thing that keeps me coping
Others around me just keep provoking

Why they got an attitude, I just show em gratitude
She got higher than the altitude and hung out with some other dude
Hoping that my first love's doing what she wanted to
I'm doing what I want but you know I'm just an artist who
Sometimes wants to leave but wondering where I'll wander to
Already losing peers and the city be forgotten too
I just stay in Cali plus it's easier for concerts too
Tryna make my dad proud and also my mama too

That I'm lucky to have knowing some were left alone
I wish I could always help but it just turns into hell
All this pressure set on me, not rest assured for a degree
But they begging on their knees saying josh please go just know

I dont wanna grow up
I just wanna go up
I don't wanna grow up
I just wanna glow up
I dont wanna grow up
I just wanna go up
I don't wanna grow up
I just wanna glow up

Just give me a break
I'll find out what I want
I haven't done this shit since lost cause

i don't wanna grow up (bluewolf)

prod. @bluewolfsounds
Lyrics:
It's been years since I've been online
And I've met digitally like all the time
And yet people still be in decline
Taking things wrong, and take what is mine
No one understands, should I be alive
Negativity I wanna go offline
Need comfort like the smell of pine
Anything making me feel satisfied

Never really wanna be on my own
But everyone's just got me out the zone
The only real ones around you offer you to smoke
And you try to stay clean they treat you like a joke like
This music game isn't for me I don't fit within my genres
I'm struggling u taking pain away with marijuana
Y'all cope with your pain bitch I never do
But apparently to speak out feelings guess I'm rude
Fuck you
You know It's true (unfortunately)

They always wanna link and they always wanna party
But I'm the guy that hangs in the back of the lobby
Introvert and shy and I'm always saying sorry
My schedule's just been way too sloppy

My mind's a printer and it makes too many copies
It's running out of ink but it doesn't wanna stop me
Too big of a crowd will just make me stop talking
I stay on mute when they all try to call me

I'm lucky that they even stay within my following
I try to keep myself from showing out my sorrowing
Your words don't come out, sitting there swallowing
Staring at the door waiting feeling like it's Halloween

Hope my music friends can always keep staying patient
I still wanna send them songs for collaboration
But I try to perfect what I want, lose motivation
And when others ask for help I know I'm losing concentration

From my own work
Bones hurt from hardly getting out
Feeling like the outdoor life is just going out of bounds
Feel like there's nothing left for me to do within this town
My most reliable venue to play shows just shut down like

My happiness is best when I put on a performance
Hope I can do it more and continue recording
Surprised writing this much didn't get too boring
Lo-fi vox too raw feeling like Gordon Ramsay

It would come in handy
To always have a plan b
But I never think through til it's gone
So I always end up putting all my thoughts within a song
But i'm wondering if expressing myself is the wrong thing to do

When there's always one against me
Friends turn into a frenzy
The way they always tempt me
Once a girl be breaking up she like
Can I give you head please?
I'll never commute to having her within my bedsheets because
If she left him I would wonder if she left me

Within the future
I'm too scared to progress
When I don't know the process
If she's a bitch or she's a goddess
Knowing it could always get out of pocket

No one knows what I've been through
To my closest wish that you could be in my shoes
Hope eventually u stop overreacting
Wasting hours in a day it's too distracting
This world is turning reality to robots
I was born in the wrong generation
It feels too fake..

reality to robots (bluewolf)

vampires & spiders w/ kurama sd *original pitch* (nightclub20xx)

void in my heart remix w/f0untainh3d & spacemannick

contact high w/ spacemannick (xensel)

akiradoves - vegeta remix w/joshiguess (CheezyBoi831)

pictochat (i forgot the prod lmk)

Pack A Punch! w/ Krillinsane [Doggie]

used for the purpose of live performances

TELL ME HOW TO GET OUT!!! + NOKIA2K (SOLO VERSION)

afterparty hotel + zeija *original speed*(artixan)

counterfeit! + hoshie star (original speed)

no mix master
no adlibs
no shinigami mix & original entirety of shini's adlibs
but interesting to hear how the sound changed over time and patience lol

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