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ytcracker

my daughter and i just having a little fun help the police
using kace's rework of mike will made it - 23
original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs

iiiiiiim 

on the web
doing work
server blades on
NATted up
doing dirt
with my JSON

JSON and BeEF
JSON and BeEF
JSON elite
JSON this beat

java driveby reaver on a wifi
in a five by five pixel where i stick the missile - inside my
payload drop like HALO - i hit the volcano
once and then i move through a series of tubes just like i was captain drano
serial killer serialize surprises don't get bitter
im trying to fit a bit o' code up here inside this header
inject a script (script) across domains
cut em up like aldo raine so they refrain from my ip range 

fill the buffer with space
and let the exploit erase
im changin the game up
like a find and replace
disk in the drive
set the channel to side
im in the backdoor
im bout to hack this now


json (f. bibbies) (mike will made it 23 hacker mixtape remix) (free dl)

hijinks space original mix of ye olde take a knee

ytcracker - take a knee (hijinks space original)

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p.s. i don't advocate abstinence in any way i'll just rap like i do so girls think i am a gentleman

like "one way love", this song is another lovey dovey nerdymotions nerd emotions song about another one of my friend's situations in the first person

when i say "this was back in 1999 so i mapquest" that line isn't really true i just really wanted to say that

also the story of me courting my ex wife or current flame is infinitely less cool and you've heard most of that already

i just want to be a poet of the internet and report on other peoples' lives in the first person thank you good night

lyrics:
like most things in my life - i met her on the internet
i was still finding myself not quite centered yet
nerd in a sweater get ladies on the regulet
better yet - she aint know my game or the yella vette
i just a teen with the hormones raging
she a pretty girl seemed prime for the occasion
hit her with the request chat at her behest
bout her favorite color and how i am the leetest

all the sudden saw my nights turn sleepless
late night instant messaging trading secrets
talking bout the feelings in the past we mightve repressed
bout our families and dreams dislikes and what we detest
tired in the morning and my boy is asking "why you yawning?"
dont wanna tell him i was dreaming all night
with a girl from the internet hinging on her pink font
moment she emoted i knew she was everything i want

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

learned a couple sweet tricks twisted a balloon
in the shape of a heart took a picture in my room
made her laugh - she sent me a picture in a santa hat
told her i would see her for the holidays and handle that
she let out a little giggle told me she was shy
but she sure would like to meet me i seemed like a nice enough guy
asked "would you be nervous - if you met up with my friends?
at a basketball game at my school?"

"that depends - are your buddies cool with a dirty nerdy
dropout breaking all the rules?" (hell yea)
so i got her address got up off the mattress
this was back in 1999 so i mapquest
printed out directions marked up all the exits
went up to the jewelry store and bought her up a necklace
told her i would see her and i hope her expectation
met reality as soon i as stepped out my whip and gazed in to her eyes

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

well it did - and she was all i hoped for 
made me feel all full of warm and fuzzies like a coat store
so i wrote more - every time i was away from her i felt i moped more
so i had to cope more
burning gas racking up the mileage every meeting
just to put a little sweet in after school and on the weekend
holding hands going HAM at the movies and the pink shop
take her up to party city buy her up a ring pop

she a little innocent parents old fashioned
i wont jump the gun on a night of rushed passion
got the world in a kiss solar system in a stare
and a galaxy of feelings swirling in the air
two of us a pair in twitterpation
and its only getting better every second that were waiting
no debating going on gonna take this girl to prom
and i can do the rest later paris or milan

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal
i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal


i don't know if this is a single or an album release or something i just recorded it because i think the two of them are sweet and young and amazing

ytcracker - second base appeal (v1)

download if you really want to its kind of rough

internet relay - chat
i got a load of MSR dumps to offload - stat
i just hope there aint no rats up in the channel
cuz we aint need another lulzsec scandal
peep the gandalf wizardry ghosting on the interknee
bnc bouncing up my signal through a pringles
cantenna aint nobody run this spam betta
than the godfather - globe trotting baud dada

don data don data don draper of this internet paper
still killing cold capers
got your neighbors wireless up in a tizzy
cuz i planted little trojans up in every major city
what you think i do on tour? rap dont pay the bills
im chaotic neutral swag with computer hacking skills
so check the stripes up on the jacket
and pay respects to the malformed SYN packet

we meddle in mcgirt - online
im a filthy lil hacker but i still shine
got an army on the grind
check the stamp on the time
put your clicking finger up if you represent computer crime

linkedin eharmony databases
stored up on the cloud in a bunch of different places
for all the homies who in my good graces
download away aint nobody gonna trace us
we in the majors
using burners since the days of the two way pagers
cop an anonymous server and do some digital murder
so we can bender up the law will you please insert girder

im a nerd who gets it in cause i was born in the bitstream
manipulate the internet with all of my bit schemes
these bit dreams from the crt to the flip screen
i hit greens and listen to the words on my hit themes
soundtrack for the hackers on my downline
verify a list d3 during downtime
is that a legendary red off the rack?
gonna hit the auction house and sell it for a hundred mil flat

ytcracker - computer crime (demov1) (free dl)

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Music written, performed and recorded by Jace Hall.
Lyrics written by YTCracker and Jace Hall.
Featuring the vocals of YTCracker
Mixed by Ian Boxill

The fact is that nerds make money. Get picked on because you're a video game geek? Wait until you roll up in your Rolls-Royce.

Lyrics:

(ytcracker and jace hall
coming with a little kneestyle ya heard me
knee style)
(lol money)
(lets go!)

:11
im the second most swaggerific alpha nerd
second only to sir william gates the third
see that now i get bullied and picked on
but one day ill explode these detractors like krypton

not attractive got spit on
big traks with the kit on 
tired of being sh!t on whens im getting my crit on
in the end I'll be the one on the history page
cause nerd life will make me money like im johnny cage

:32
(chorus)

:53
hold up - is that a rolly on your arm? (jace)
ill make a double rainbow with this lucky charm (yt)

they said we couldnt make it rain though cali to chicago
but soon well make it rain out a murcielago
hop in the spaceship quick trip to cabo
pocket full of lettuce jeans fat like a taco (jace)

ivan drago - dumb bullies make us laugh
cuz soon we making money all this lol cash
were not beggin - well get these billions carl sagan
living like bond but were starred not shaken (yt)

catch us in the clubs with the wrist bands (jace)
fortune 500 from the 4chan (yt)

1:26
lol money
money lol etc

1:48
heres a little story i gots to tell
about a nerd on a comp who did it well
does that story ring a bell?
only every rich guy on the forbes list, pal
yo the names ytcracker and im here to say
i love silicon pebbles in a unique way
i got a pocket full of stones like ugk
i got a pocket with an iphone ringing all day

finna get paid so turn the page like a knob
im sick but ill never die im the nerd rap steve jobs
stacking pixar money all the sick star money
social networks zuckerberg quixstar money
play the guitar sonny like i play this mailer
pull off and hammer on the internet tim taylor
tool man oooh man look at the chrome wheels
thats the function of a nerd mailing penny stock deals

2:31
lol money
money lol etc

2:53
I'm jace - born in the projects of new york
moms took me to Cali with no child support 
half white half black haters called me "the static"
while video games made moms call me "the addict"
Uncool at school so nerd was my label
so I hid my face behind comic book fables
now I'm geek chic iconic, just like tony stark
stan lee on speed dial while haters jump the shark

hit producer of beats shows and video games
write code kick ass and is ace of all trades
roll with celebs and push whips exotic
NERD LIFE - LOL money - drop it



LOL MONEY

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Read the blog at http://www.jacehallshow.com

Music and lyrics written, performed and recorded by Jace Hall.
Featuring the vocals of Tara Ellis

Mix by Ian Boxill

The instrumental track from the original STREET FIGHTER ANTHEM song by Jace Hall


STREET FIGHTER ANTHEM - Instrumental Version

Ever Blessed (LPM)

Money, Money, Money

Filo & Peri - SummerSLAM! along w Delerium & Sarah McLachlan. 

Filo & Peri w Delerium & Sarah McLachlan - The Summer of Silence (Filo & Peri Mashup)

M_drum_edit_experiment

Tr(D)ance with me 128kbps, you like it just mail me.
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The Club 128kbps, you like it just mail me.
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VonGoG - The Club - demo

beat by freshley crusher

its officially on the DEF-CON 21 compilation cd from gravitas recordings
1ytcdgNzF3ygR8faAcFhu3SjoexhmwdAJ you know what to do

you know rappers like to rock chains
i rock blockchains knock em out the box off mount gox mang
keyring full of wallet data
i gotta pray that my asic incinerators
blow the mine like a creeper one time
and my circuits divine a fine way to keep the power bill in check
my equipment is starting to sweat (from the heat)
cryptoanarchy becoming a threat (so elite)

you know rappers like to rock pools
i got pools you cant swim in but im collecting the spice like a fremen
so you fools get stepping and get to choosing your weapon
because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic
i found a new way to debit the people
i generate an address then i generate its sequel
i get medieval when im taking payments
cuz i dont want the nsa all stuck up in my anus

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers like to sell drugs
but you do it on the streets and you deader than google buzz or google plus
theres a road made of silk if you must
get your hustle out a chemical rush avoiding a brush with the law
cant stop em all cuz they got it anonymous
the ones that play it stupid they get thrown in a bottomless pit
dont even know how to cut up them layers
of the onion so let the players play pumpkin

hash function pumpin and dumping
manipulate the market flood it from the dark net
flood it from the deep web keep it a secret
every exchange got them nerdy brains trading on the frequent
wonder where the league went - they left the cement
looking for the promise land online beam it
up scotty this the future decentralized swag
keep the work in your laptop bag

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers cant pay bills
face the tax implications of evasion when they stack mils
got a homie phil deuce one taught me the solution
dumping all his knowledge from the booth son
anyone can learn it if you put in the work and research
on how to launder just a fraction of your worth in the dirt
like gza said keep your bonds on diverse
cuz there aint no telling when that bubble going to burst

you know rappers say they bout the future
but you aint marty mcfly until you bought kombucha
from a supermarket with them bitcoins do ya 
get your charlie sheen greens off computer screens from the phillipines
kratom leaves knockoff louis vs try to freeze my assets
long gone is the cash in the mattress (mattress)
now its all tied up in hashes
wrapped up in encrypted batches (batches)

ytcracker - bitcoin baron (free dl)

Described as “Curb Your Enthusiasm” meets “Attack of the Show,” The Jace Hall Show follows the Gamer-meets-Hollywood cross-culture antics of host Jace (Jason Hall) – an avid gamer, accomplished TV and videogame producer and founder of HDFILMS. The weekly, short form online program fuses celebrities, videogames, internet culture and really lame humor, featuring exclusive behind-the-scenes footage and interviews with the hottest game developers, actors, musicians, athletes and more.

Is it news? Is it funny? Is it BOTH?

You Decide!

Aside from being the Executive Producer and star of The Jace Hall show, Jace Hall is involved in many other productions and has numerous creative titles under his belt across multiple entertainment mediums.

Jace’s daily job is to actively creates new film ideas, television shows, video games and internet content of behalf of his company HDFILMS INC.

Jace has created and produced numerous commercially successful video games and franchises, television shows (he is the Executive Producer of the hit ABC television series “V” for instance), critically acclaimed feature films (such as PVC-1 ) as well as fresh new internet series innovations like The Jace Hall Show...

Jace plays video games nearly every day. He studies the ever changing landscape of the internet and the technology around it. He loves movies and television shows and is just like everyone else. Nothin special…! Jace considers himself to be a typical guy (ok, maybe he’s a little taller than average at 6’7″) and man of the people! Somewhere in there, he also likes to exercise!

Jace Hall has owns a studio and he composes and plays and records everything you hear in his music releases. Yes everything. Lyrics are sometimes provided by song writers. It depends on what’s needed. Jace can play the Piano and the Violin but he primarily uses his various electronic keyboards and computer software to write his music on.

The idea behind the music is that it has become clear that games, technology, the internet, etc. have become a part of all of our lifestyles and yet few music artists discuss or bring light to the subject! Jace Hall grew up playing video games, has made blockbuster video games, and has lived (and continues to live) the lifestyle associated with gamer and internet culture – so if a rapper like 50 Cent can talk about his culture of “being shot and dealing with crime mentality’ through hip-hop, Jace Hall felt that he could discuss his “culture and lifestyle” too. Why not.

Jace is not a pretender to the throne, he is 100% real and comes straight from the culture – so like it or hate it, it is just one expression of thought on the subject laid against kick ass beats and melodies.

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