LYRICS

greasy finger pressin like on her tiktok
making a new account the last one got blocked
breathin heavy as I fill up her tip jar
feel so good that i helped buy her new car
tier 3 sub, for 12 months
im like an alpha wolf on the hunt
but instead some haters call me a simp
but thats okay cuz i take it as a compliment


I know that my queen loves me so
once she finds out who I am
might get a date from my dono
doesnt know she loves me yet

When she says my name i nearly fall apart
but it all changed one day when this monster broke my heart
she started spending time with another stupid mod
this guy wasnt even a top donor what a fraud
i told her we were done
she jsut ignored my messages i was so stunned
i left her channel defeated and full of hate
i went straight to reddit proceeded to detonate

Im N Luv W a THOT

Song commissioned by Ellie Velasquez.
 
I don’t wanna speak out of turn
But I’ve been sitting, stifling all my words
I think you finally crossed the line
You fucked with the wrong person this time

You act like you’re nice, when you’re not
The best thing about you is your voice is kinda hot
But even then it doesn’t cover the fact
that everything about you makes me wanna yack 

And I hope this song finds you well
But from the bottom of my heart, I hope you burn in hell 
I hope that whatever you do
You know you made me realise I’m 100x better than you 

You just grind Dodo to pay your debts 
(err, one bullet pizza combo please!)
Driving to the vault to pick up your paycheck 
You get pissed when you wait in line
I can’t believe for a second that I wanted to call you mine

You drive a car that you can’t afford
(it's only 8k a week for the rest of my life)
The voice I once found hot now makes me pretty bored
I should probably seek some help (Ursula Leichenberg hello?)
For all the times you lead me on and just made me feel unwell but

I hope you made the train in okay
But with every atom in my body
I hope you have a shitty day
I guess I should thank you for the fun
But I’m realising now, there was literally none

I’m finally out on the other side
(You're just one big old waste of time)
Feeling the sun on my face, with no mask to hide behind
(it's 2022, who wears a cat mask?!)
I might go to Deans World just for fun, 
I’m better on my own now, thank fuck you weren’t the one

Thank F*ck You Weren’t The One

Artwork by: Shastadon
Song for Shirley Lemons x Steven Hayes wedding reception.

When Shirley Lemons first saw Steven Hayes
she thought
I could love this man for the rest of my days
When Steven saw Shirley he thought
Man my luck must be up
She's beautiful, funny, wholesome and oh shit
I think I might be in love

Lets drive to Chiliad and sit on the hood of my car
Even Zancudo is beautiful when I've got you in my arms

When you said forever
after I asked you to stay
You have never looked so beautiful
as you do on our wedding day
I dont know what I would do
If I had never have met you
That's the end of the tunnel we see
just hold your breath and beep beep with me

I wanna be LemonHayes
for the rest of my days
Life' s a journey and all I can see
Is you by my side, beep beeping with me 

Beep beep with me
beep beep with me
That's the end of the tunnel we see
Just hold your breath and beep beep with me

LemonHayes

One bomb found in a meeting
Not sure how it got there
Only takes one cop to defuse it 
something here seems unfair

The Lost are just getting angry
is a gang not much of a threat?
they think maybe the state should go sovereign
and the message they write be in red

One republic for the people of Sandy
gather everyone around for resource
Members friends and the old ladies
peace is all they were asking for

And it's all going down
in a tiny little desert town

Holdens voice echoes through the city
brainwashing anyone he could get
the volunteers are farming potatoes
in exchange for food and drink while theyre there

Suddenly the PD comes looking
but get stopped by a lock on the gate
flyovers get shot down by PRSSM
a truce is already too late

Senator and a president talking
'take the shot' is his command
the bullet missed and Rudi goes running
this whole thing is getting out of hand

And it's all going down
in a tiny little desert town

The lost calls in reinforcements
Vagos, Ballas and Sinister souls
Street Team, BSK HOA and Mayhem
even Hydra Gang got involved

Monday midday the battle begins
PRSSM gives it all that they can
The senate and the PD retreating
seeing their own judges fighting the man

Dawn gets a cop on their own
executes her before she could speak
some people were locked up for treason
a dozen footsoldiers and one EMT

Finally there's a cease fire called upon
isnt all this bloodshed enough?
Enemy of the state and a peoples republic
someone had to call the PD's bluff

And it's all going down
in a tiny little desert town
This is how it went down
In a tiny little desert town

The Lost War Story

A little boom-bap for the number one pizzeria in Los Santos. 

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Slice At Maldini's

A lovely song sung and lyrically written by Lulu and produced by Tee. The amazing artwork is also done by Lulu.

Thanks for listening!

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Lulu x Tee - The Music In Your Soul

Lyrics:
Black hair black lipstick she cut through Me like a knife
Why do these girls always seem to ruin my life
Tattoos and chokers, with an attitude to match
Feel like my heart is made of glass

How do I
Talk to her without fumbling all my words
My chest starts to hurt
What should I say first 
Something like “hey we should hang out”
Or that’s what I want to say but what falls out of my mouth is something like 

Step on me, step on me

Step on me step on me
Goth mommy
The second you walked in was like a slap across the face 
I just want a hot goth girlfriend to put me in my place
In my place

Oh my god, there she is, here she comes, I should talk to her

(Q):
It’s like 99 per cent of people are falling in love With me, 
stop calling me Mommy (it’s weird)
I see you looking at me from way across the room
You seem pretty cute, I think I wanna talk to you 
And then you say:

(Giles):
Step on me step on me
Goth mommy
It would make my day, if you picked me up by the waist
I just want a hot goth girlfriend to put me in my place
In my place

(Q) and Giles:
Is it a step too far? If I told you it was you I wanted to break my heart
You gotta change your tone, you can’t call people Mommy; you’ll just end up alone
Like I’ve even got a chance with you, I’m sorry for being so rude
Don’t be so in your head, that type of shit ain’t gonna get you in someone’s bed

I’m just trying to be stood on, respectfully 
I’m sorry, Goth Mommy

Goth Girls Are Ruining My Life (ft. Q)

Artwork by ArilynnArtwork

Lyrics:
Do you remember on the side of the road?
you were stranded, I was working and you needed a tow
It was like we'd met a thousand times,
I left to Georgia to tend to Bessie, and I'd think of you most nights

Steven I don't think you understand
You've got my entire heart in the palm of your hand

With your charm, your beauty, you saw right through me
You make my life much better in many different ways
They say that life is difficult and your narrative's a maze.
You keep me afloat, you're my honey bunches of oats
Mi Amor,  Mr Hayes

When I got back, you were happy, you'd got yourself a lovely girl
It was so good to see you smiling, but more than anything in the world
I wanted you but I had to wait. 
but the universe brought you to me , how could I ever repay?

My darling I don't think you understand
I wanna see the world while I'm holding your hand

With your charm, your beauty, you saw right through me
You make my life much better in many different ways
They say that life is difficult and your narrative's a maze.
You keep me afloat, you're my honey bunches of oats
Mi Amor,  Mr Hayes

You asked me to be your girlfriend on the boardwalk late at night
and on the top of Chiliad, you asked me to be your wife
The church where we got married has got a name I really like
A nod to a movie from the 80s about 1955

Steven I don't think you understand
I go to bed  every night smiling, laying next to my man

With your charm, your beauty, you saw right through me
You make my life much better in many different ways
They say that life is difficult and your narrative's a maze.
You keep me afloat, you're my honey bunches of oats
Mi Amor,  Mr Hayes

Mi Amor, Mr. Hayes (ft. S.E.A.L)

I have loved you, in a non platonic way
Since the day, my aunt and uncle brought you over
I’m just trying to say, I really wish we dated
It’s a crying shame that we are related 

Our family tree straight line, but I really really wanna make you mine 

You say, you say my name, Ive never felt this way
Outside at the ranch, you’ve got your hand in my pants
You said, you said you were coming over, and my blood was rushing 
My name is Willy Heart and I’m in love with my cousin 

I fucking love your face, in a loving cousin way
Come what May, I know our parents hate it
It’s just you and Winshield Willy when, we’re walking with our hands
Intertwined, shall we cross the line tonight? 

Does the bachelor remind you of our family reunion 
I better see you at holy communion (you’ve got to be there)

You say, you say my name, Ive never felt this way
Outside at the ranch, you’ve got your hand in my pants
You said you were coming over, and my blood was rushing 
My name is Willy Heart and I’m in love with my cousin 

DESH:
I know it’s not right, but I can’t leave here without you tonight
I know i should feel bad, but you could be the best I’ve ever had 

(I love you, but I’m related to you) 

It’ll tear apart the family, but I think they’ll manage 
If I was any more inbred I’d be a sandwich
You said you were coming over, and my blood was rushing 
My name is Willy heart and I’m in love with my cousin

Family Comes First (ft. DESH)

Collab with the lovely Dommy Mommy Sooty.

Lyrics:
A single tear rolls down your cheek
A single year goes by as if it’s been a week
There's a hole in my favourite jeans
It goes to show there’s even flaws in reliability 

I’m singing our song, as i drive along
The street that we made memories on

I know you’re out there somewhere
I've probably passed you on the street
I wonder if you’ve heard the songs I wrote about you
And I wonder if you ever think of me, do you ever think of me? 

Sooty: 
I wear your clothes as if they’re my own
The size still seems to smother me, but the fabric feels like home
I changed the wallpaper on my phone
But I didn’t delete any of our pictures, and you’re still my ringtone 

You were singing our song, while you were dancing on
The bed of a hotel room with just your towel on

I know you’re out there somewhere
I’ve probably passed you on the street
Do you see me when I look you up online?
When I look at her I think it should have been me. Do you ever think of me?

Giles and Sooty:
G- Your family never liked me
S- You know that that’s a lie
S- My mother still asks about you, it's like she wants me to cry
G- You were the colour that I needed
G- When I was monochrome
S- Without you I didn’t know how to cope, 
G&S- now I’m slowly letting go 

Giles:
I know you’re out there somewhere 
because I’ve seen you in the street
You were getting groceries, I didn’t stop to say hello
I used to wonder if you thought about me 
I guess I’m finally letting go

Monochrome (ft. Sooty)

There’s something about the way you look at my mouth
It’s like your waiting for words to come out
Your pupils flick between my teeth, my eyes and then you grin at me
Cheek to cheek, while we’re hand in hand
There’s so many things I’d say if my brain could comprehend

When it’s you and me 
There’s a stunning silence, the violence is hiding away
When it’s you and me
All I wanna say is-

You’re lovely,
Why do I care so much about what you think of me?
You’re lovely
Darling can’t you see, if this is ever after ill stay in it happily

Why do I have this feeling like the Butterflies right in my chest
When I see your smile my whole world turn upside down
It nothing’s like comparing to you
Hand in hand, flying away into the unknown
You’re my awkward potato, my moon and my sunhine
And I can’t believe

When it’s you and me
There’s something about you I just can’t describe 
when you with me
My fears all disappear and all I can say is

You’re lovely,
Why do I care so much about what you think of me?
You’re lovely
Darling can’t you see, if this is ever after ill stay in it happily

Taking a walk at night, I take your hand, hold it tight
spin you around And watch you bathe in the moonlight
You’re radiant, and im silver 2
We’re not valorant ranks Im just comparing me to you
You’re the shawshank redemption, or interstellar
Im Sharknado or maybe twilight new moon

But anyway
I know if I need anything you’re just a call away
I hope today
When you hear this song, you don’t cringe at the things I say 

But anyway, you’re lovely
Im just saying you’re amazing, you light up my days and you
Love me, so I can do anything 
Not to be narcissistic, but thanks for putting up with me

Lovely (ft. Lulu)

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Lovely (ft. Lulu)

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