The Motherfucking Alan Show Theme Song

Jennifer

Prophecy

Johnny's a door man
he smiles his world and
lifts all your bags if you just don't ignore him
Johnny the door man 
he smiles so politely
and says "think 'bout my family please tip me so slightly"
Johnny's a door man
he thinks on his feet quick
But has a real problem with keeping a secret
Johnny the door man
he just gets too bored and
spends all his money til he's just a poor man

She needs much more than
Johnny the doorman

When Im a bored man
I go to my door and
look through the peephole to see if there's people
And when I alone man
I sit on my throne and
get high and mighty and doubt those who spite me
Boys from the farm 
with the world in his arms
but can break through to her with his happy-sad charms
Johnny the door man
is a metaphor man?
Hes tired of living through wanting much more than

She needs much more than
Johnny was a door man

Hockomock