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This songs tells the age old story that we've all been through at some stage in our life. Treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret.

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Lyrics

Black is the colour of the dog that walked into your front yard and dropped a steaming log
White was the colour of your shoe before you stepped in that pile of doggy poo

Learn Your Colours by Treading in Dog Poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get  annoyed or  you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Brown is the colour of the stick that you tried to use to give that doggy doo the flick
Yellow is the colour of the bus where all of the kids can smell something suss

Learn Your Colours by Treading in Dog Poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get  annoyed or  you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret

Orange is the colour of the room where you will sit all day and try to hide your pooey shoe
Red is the colour of your face when all of your friends point at your shoe in disgrace

Learn Your Colours by Treading in Dog Poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get  annoyed or  you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret


Blue is the colour of your friends when they all stop breathing and wish the stink would end
Green is the colour of the girl who put her hand in the poo and now she wants to hurl

(c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

Treading In Dog Poo is a Rainbow of Regret

Have you ever wondered what mice sing about about? Well now you know. Left Overs!

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Lyrics
Verse:

I’m gonna eatPizza that’s one week old, 
Bread that’s going green from mould
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Lick the sauce right off my plate, 
Even if it’s three days late
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Bubble gum from under chairs, 
Meatballs that are covered in hairs
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Pre-Chorus:

You can find food anywhere, bits and pieces here and there
Even if it falls off the plate just pop it in and chew it mate

Chorus:

Left over’s, left, left over’s
Left over’s, left, left over’s
Left over’s, left, left over’s
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Verse:

I’m gonna eat, chicken with a slimy skin 
And crusty pancakes from the bin
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Biscuits that are soft and green; 
I found inside the washing machine.
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Week old ham that smells like cheese, 
And a piece of carrot that my brother sneezed 
Left over’s, left, left over’s

Pre-chorus

Chorus

Dialogue:

Let me tell you a little story about the time when I ate some left over’s. It was a piece of cheesecake and didn’t look too good but I didn’t want it to go to waste. So I got down on my hands and kness and put that cheesecake where it belonged. In my mouth…

Yesterday the dog was malting and the floor looked quite revolting,
But that cheesecake looked delicious and all those flies, they seemed nutritious

Chorus

© David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids

Left Overs

Here's a song to all the men out there that are thinning on top and hairy everywhere else. This is for you.

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Lyrics

My Dad, Has hair in his nose, he lets it go crazy like the hair on his toes
My Dad, has hair in his ears, I think it’s been growing for 28 years
My Dad, is one hairy guy, it’s like he is wearing a bush above each eye
My Dad, has hair on his chest, if he shaved it off he could knit his own vest

But there’s one place that the hair don’t grow, it’s the top of his head, 
and everybody knows

Chorus

That he’s a baldy, light bulb, sun reflector, toupee wearer, 
chrome dome, solar cell, mirror ball, shiny bell with hairy 
legs, arms, ears, face, chest, back, all over the place,
hands and feet and even on the car seat

But there’s one place, that he don’t have much hair,
And that’s the top of his head

My Dad, has hair on his arms, but not as much hair as the hair on his palms
My Dad, has hair on his knees, with a little flea circus and a flying trapeze
My Dad, is coated in hair, when we go to the Zoo the apes stop and stare
My Dad, had hair back in school, one strand on his chin and he thought it was cool

But there’s one place that the hair don’t grow, it’s the top of his head, 
and everybody knows

Chorus

That he’s a baldy, light bulb, sun reflector, toupee wearer, 
chrome dome, solar cell, mirror ball, shiny bell with hairy 
legs, arms, ears, face, chest, back, all over the place,
hands and feet and even on the car seat

But there’s one place, that he don’t have much hair and that’s the top of his head

(c) David Thurlow 2014, Funny Songs for Kids


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