ｄｙｓｔｏｐｉａｎ ｆｕｔｕｒｅ ｃｌａｓｓｉｘ

shibyan records - little tiny adiantum / lil boom - already dead
three days grace - animal i have become
mungo jerry - in the summertime

Fumo I Have Become

Consider this the spiritual sequel to https://soundcloud.com/two-ty-mcexplosion/never-gonna-let-it-burn

The track where I aimed to create the most severe auditory whiplash in the first 20 seconds

maybe later ill give a shit and make it full with all the other vocal files

@pantsmode wont vc with me in group chats and so im using these files to harass him

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYWjdt9oepE

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Zukesers/status/1581650611149238278?s=20&t=ooFw-PHZSlgGNEypqyxgug

yes im putting this on everything idk why im just bored lol

fine ill fucking make it

Defiantly Made Cacophony Atrocities

Mum I'm Me Yea

You Spin My Bugatti Round

http://toyotatoyot.bandcamp.com/album/the-end

TOYOTAセリカ - 死角をチェック

Sockstar

THESE WERE WITHIN 1 BPM OF EACH OTHER

Felt like goin' back and flexing my sentence mixing muscles a lil' bit.

Snake's Very Meaningful Codec Call with the Colonel

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

Happy National Coming Out Day! Don't ever be afraid of being proud of who you are!

This is on Ontopic instead of Offtopic because I couldn't be bothered to find an HD instrumental for Dancin

Dancin In The End

Hey fellas! New release here, I hope you'll like it!
I feel like my style is more and more evolving (in a good way) so I wanted to keep you updated about it.
I'll make more stuff when I have so more free time, and I got a lot of projects in mind! 
Enjoy!

Cyberfunk

Gracias.
500 followers <3
@future-otaku
Original:
https://soundcloud.com/future-otaku/future-otaku-andromeda

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✞☯Future Otaku✞☯ - Andromeda (Sokie Remix)

Something from "Yesterday's Jam" to tide you over while I go and gamble my life savings away in Vegas, baby! :D

Yo! I'm on Spotify now! Check it out ^-^ > https://open.spotify.com/artist/3abmTIIqxlRsONhRZ7sfQB?si=b-6xXZvHTUqCVFmDOd6f3A

Actual new stuff coming in June. Keep an eye out! <3

Yesterday's Jam

On Bandcamp! :D

Shine Again

Los Angeles (feat. Perturbator)

I am an original 80s new waver in search of today's music influenced by that era.

You Spin My Bugatti Round

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