Went to your bitches house she took off her pants and that pussy was hairy 
I still fucked her from the back then disappeared call me houdini
Before I left I went to the bathroom and took me a peepee
Then forced ran out that bitch like my name obi wan kenobi
On my home ran into a 7 eleven and got a slurpee 
Low on change so I had to put that shit back 
Went outside screaming with is wack
saw a homeless man took his change and bought that shit back


Got a call from my mom saying I'm out too late 
Told that bitch to get off my dick and know her place 
When I get home I'm finna get my ass beat 
But don't worry I got a diaper on so it won't hurt as bad as you think 
Turned the block and ran into cheap piece 
Grabbed my rocket launcher and blew them up like it's Ukraine 
Smoking so much cigarettes I'm getting tooth decay 
Teeth falling off more than Eminem rap game 
By the way I'd beat up Andrew Tate


Houdini

punch that bitch in the pussy and knock her out like my name captain falcon 
laugh in her face like my name Jimmy Fallon 
just scammed a white bitch named Emma out some Taylor Swift tickets
she called me saying these aren't taylor swift tickets 
I blocked her she ain't getting those taylor swift tickets 
went to Barnes and Nobel to buy some hentai 
pulled a gun on the cashier and said give these to me for free or you finna die
bitch farted on my face now I got pink eye 
put my dick in all her holes now i got a UTI
put my cream on her like she a toaster strudel 
back hurts from carrying around this big noodle 
she riding my dick like a pony call her yankee doodle
failed all my classes cause I was busy thuggin 
me and my homies stole Walmart entire stock of Tyson chicken nuggets 


i just smoked a nuke 
thats explosive pack
pockets full of cabbage
talkin fat stacks
ultra mega rare bakugan
in my backpack
put my denim party pants on
they a light rack
i just cast a spell witchery
since my magic black
i just had a colonosope 
they aint find shit
look into your soul
you wont find shit
look into the stars
that shit is magical
i just copped a rocketship
finna have space sex
this aint no elon musk shit
we not with space ex
i just copped a horse
and i ride off in the sunset
smokin thraxx pack
and im staring at the sunset




ThuggersVille (feat. DAR666N)

I be on these bitches like El Paso bands be on minors
I would hate my life if I was a fan of the 49ers
Garoppolo is hot tho I wanna suck his dick 
If not then I'll settle for a kiss 
12 seasons wasn't enough for big bang theory 
I wish I was Lenard so I could fuck Penny in her booty
Call me Sheldon cause I'm smart as hell 
I'm one with Jesus if you aren't then go to hell 
Call me the God of rap cause I created this shit 
I was 2pacs ghost writter I'm the one who shot him 
If the cops here this they'll definitely arrest me
I can't go back my ass can't handle anymore big black peepee
don't pull up my crib or you'll get shot 
I'll pull holes in you faster than Zero
I get more bitches than Robert De Niro 
hes getting old so before he dies rest in peace 
I love Taxi Driver it's a good movie 
stop listening to this shit and go fucking watch it 






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