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Cuffing Time

Jingle Balls

C Paul - Under My D

Take Me To IG

[Beat Prod by - TreOnTheBeat: 
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Lyrics:
Rap:
Yeah, I’m a virgin wit a fleshlight
Before you come for me get yo flesh tight
Drippin like a faucet, and I’m talking twice
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
(Oof)
That’s me laughing in yo ear, weird I know
Yo
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
(Tell em frieza) 
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
(Huh?)
Calm down I’m switching up the flow
Nah, I’m not a virgin
Yeah I’m kidding
(SIKE!)
Girl, I ain’t had sex
Why you trippin’?
Yeah, I’m a virgin wit a fleshlight
Before you come for me get yo flesh tight
Drippin like a faucet, and I’m talking twice
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
(Oof)
Call me helper, cause I’m wrappin up the wood
Yo
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
(Tell em frieza) 
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
(Huh?)
Wish you knew me? Bitch only if you could
What? Bitch, you thought I was done 
Nah cause this is fun
Huh? Switching up the flow again?
Ho-ho-ho-ho wanted me to go again? 
Slide in my dms, don’t pretend like you ain’t foe it then
No-no-no-no-no 
(Oof)
Call me Kreuger cause’ I show up in yo dreams
(Huh?)
Woah-Woah-Woah-Woah-Woah
 Call you Sandler, giving water to the team
(Oh)
Yeah, I’m a virgin wit a fleshlight
Before you come for me get yo flesh tight
Drippin like a faucet, and I’m talking twice
Drippin like a faucet, and I'm talking twice

V.W.F: Virgin Witta Fleshlight (Prod by Treonthebeat)

Just call me the inspector ;D
Beat Prod. by - VenenomalO Hip Hop Free Beats Tv:
Inspector Gadget Hiphop Beat: (Free Rap Instrumental)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHt6EpRA6f8
Lyrics:
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
(x2)
(First name inspector 
Last name gadget) (Woo hoo)
Call me the inspector 
It’s not magic 
Throw your dog a bone
Make sure you catch it 
Ass so jiggly I had to call it puff
Bitch, I fetched so hard she called me rough 
But yo, hey guess what?
I can see into your future
You should be a meme
You’re fucking st(oopkid)upid
Might as well, go ahead, call me psych
It was just a lil joke
It’s a prank, don’t choke, 
Woah woah woah woah woah 
You’re acting erratic 
Acting irregular (Kinda sporadic) 
Wait hold up 
Come back here 
Please don’t stop 
I want some more 
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
(x2)
(First name inspector 
Last name gadget) 
Duh duh duh duh duh 
I was calling you dummy 
Had to slow it down 
You were looking kinda bummy
Duh duh duh
Duh duh duh 
Duh duh duh
Looking like a cornball 
What’s with the look?
I thought it was funny.
Don’t be so mad 
I’m sweet like honey
(Just call me pooh bear)
Toys under my belt 
Not talking batarangs 
It can shoot some bullets
And I don’t mean bang bang
Yeah I got a stick
I call it woody 
And like tweety bird (I tawt I taw a putty cat”)
Wait, hold up, 
Don’t give a fuck 
Watchu say?
Still don’t give a

Chris-Paul Ft. Tweety Bird - Inspektor

Hola, konnichiwa, and what's good bitch? I speak Spanish, Japanese and some Hood bitch. 
[Beat by Samaj Haze: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mco2fphI8]
[Intro]
(9-1-1 What's your emergency?)
I don’t have no hoes man
I’m just a lonely mf tryna to make it by
I’m broke as fuck 
My phone stays dry 48/14
(Sir, you do realize this is 9-1-1 right?)
Yeah I know 
Just
I Just 
Need some ladies to hit my dms
I need someone to talk to at 3 in the mornin
(Right, sir, I understand. I jus--)
I don’t got no hoes 
I probably won’t go out unless you want to
I won’t cheat
I promise
(Sir, I think you need a psychiatrist)
Help a brother out
Help a brother out
Help a brother out
[Chorus]
Ion got no hoes in my life man
I stay up every night
Flesh light man
I don’t want yo bitch 
I ain’t about that life man
I want my own bitch 
Not just for 1 night man
[Verse 1]
My dick game would be so evil
Call it Vicky 
Then I’d turn her right around
And I’d give her the Sticky
Btich I’m broke as fuck but
I’ll take you on a date
You said you hungry
Girl me too
I’ll make it steak 
You wanna strip or D bone
You could have both
Come again?
What I’d say? It wasn’t bold
You want a strip steak?
Or T-Bone?
You wanna strip?
Or D Bone?
Come again? Yeah, on my schlong [Chorus]
Ion got no hoes in my life man
I stay up every night
Flesh light man
I don’t want yo bitch 
I ain’t about that life man
I want my own bitch 
Not just for 1 night man
[Verse 2]
Hola 
Konnichiwa 
And what’s good bitch?
I speak Spanish
Japanese 
And some Hood bitch 
Went to Argentina where I saw this baddie 
Spoke to her in tongues, she called me papi short for daddy
-She wanted me to write what I want
She kept saying ese
I was like okay hold on
But when I got home, I found out what that meant
Niggas got friendzoned on a different continent 
A’int that a bitch............................................................

Anywayyyyy doeeeeeeee, you should... share this. Follow me. Like. All that shiznit.

Chris Paul - Ion Got No Hoes

I made a self diss. Why? Just because 🤷🏾‍♂️
I also tried my hand at making a beat. It's an ssgsplurge type beat or at least that's what it's supposed to be. 🤔
[Intro]
Hola, Konnichiwa and what’s good? I am your host with the post, Chris-Paul
I hope you all are having a wonderful weekend so far
We actually have a caller on the line 
His name is... Nunya. Let’s get him on the line
Hello! Nunya?
Yes, you are on the line. How’s it going? [Uh, yeah, hey Chris-Paul, I just wanted to say that…
You a {bleep%^&$&&&#&} and ya lil stupid %^$^$ Can suck my %&%&%& wringle dangle H^&%$& Get the fuck off the airwaves]

W...well...uh, thank you for the call...I um think that’s going to be all for today. 
To send us off, we’re going to play a new song called Broke Nigga by CP
This is Chris-Paul signing off and always remember...Oof. 
Broke nigga shit, spend a little at payless
Nigga you broke, Shut up, can you say less?
Dumb bitch, are you mad? Or are you mad dummy?
I heard you, I saw you, you think that you funny
Not from the uk but look like a mummy 
Smile in yo pics just once in a while
Nigga you ugly, You lookin real vile
You’re a comedian? Is that a joke?
That was so funny, that I almost choked

Can’t keep a girl for more than 4 weeks
You stupid, you lame, you lookin’ real meek
You look like a frog, I buck and you leap
You fuckin’ that fleshlight, it put you to sleep
You lying. Please stop. 
Not multilingual 
The only linguistic that you speak is single.
(1, 2, 3... 4,5,6, …7.8.9)

You running, you running , you running away
Run to your room, you don’t want the fade
You jogging you jogging you joggin away
Jog to the gym before you get laid
You walkin you walkin you walkin away
You had to slow down now pick up the pace 
Broke nigga shit, spend a little at payless
Nigga you broke, Shut up, can you say less?
Dumb bitch, are you mad? Or are you mad dummy?
I heard you, I saw you, you think that you funny
Not from the uk but look like a mummy 
Smile in yo pics just once in a while
Nigga you ugly, You lookin real vile
 You’re a comedian? Is that a joke?
That was so funny, that I almost choked

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