Mary Black - Mary Black: The Best of (1991-2001)

The Best of My Canadian Remixes from the 2021/22 winter season, plus some spicy new bangerz

Canadian Heatwaves

Lance Horwedel song list

AMERICA 
Don’t Cross the River
Sister Golden Hair
Ventura Highway
Horse with no Name

ALLMAN BROS.
Midnight Rider
Sweet Melissa

DOOBIE BROS.
Black Water
Long Train Running

BEATLES
Eight Days a Week
A Little Help from my Friends
Can’t Buy Me Love
Hard Day’s Night

DAVID BOWIE
Space Oddity

CROSBY STILLS & NASH
Southern Cross
Teach Your Children
Ohio
Helplessly Hoping

BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD
For What it’s Worth
On the Way Home
Rock and Roll Women

JOHN COUGAR
Authority Song
Jack and Diane
Hurts So Good
Pink Houses

HARRY CHAPIN
Cats In the Cradle

PAUL SIMON
Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
Slip Sliding Away

THE WHO
Squeezebox
Behind Blue Eyes
Substitute
Pinball Wizard

ELTON JOHN
Rocket Man
Daniel

PINK FLOYD
Fearless
Wish You Were Here

MOODY BLUES
Tuesday Afternoon
Story In Your Eyes

STEPHEN BISHOP
On and On

DOBIE GRAY
Drift Away

DONOVAN
Mellow Yellow

REO SPEEDWAGON
Take It On the Run
Keep On Loving You

STEELERS WHEEL
Stuck In the Middle With You

TURTLES
Happy Together

MONKEES
I’m a Believer

NEIL DIAMOND
Sweet Caroline

VAN MORRISON
Brown Eyed Girl
Moondance

NEIL YOUNG
Heart of Gold
Old Man
Tell Me Why
Comes a Time

CAT STEVENS
Wild World

EVERLY BROS.
Wake Up Little Suzie
Bye Bye Love

JOE WALSH
Life’s Been Good
Life of Illusion
In the City

EAGLES
Tequila Sunrise
Take It Easy
Heartache Tonight
Best of My Love
New Kid in Town

JAMES TAYLOR
Fire and Rain

CARLY SIMON
You’re So Vain

BOB SEEGER
Night Moves
Rock and Roll Never Forgets
Still the Same
Turn the Page

THE DOORS
Light My Fire
Love Me Two Times
Lover Her Madly

ROY ORBISON
Pretty Woman

FLEETWOOD MAC
Second Hand News
Never Going Back
Monday Morning

GORDON LIGHTFOOT
Sundown
Carefree Highway

JOHNNY CASH
Fulsom Prison Blues
Ring of Fire

TOM PETTY
I Won’t Back Down
Refugee
Don’t Do Me Like That
Learning to Fly
Mary Jane’s Last Dance

STEVE MILLER
The Joker
Jet Airliner
Dance Dance Dance

POCO
Crazy Love

PURE PRAIRIE LEAGUE
Aimee

JONI MITCHELL
Big Yellow Taxi

SUPERTRAMP
Breakfast in America
Give a Little Bit

THE KINKS
Lola
Well Respected Man
Tired Of Waiting

CAROLE KING
It’s Too Late

PAUL MCCARTNEY
Band on the Run

JOURNEY
Don’t Stop Believing
Anytime

CHEAP TRICK
I Want You to Want Me
Voices

ROLLING STONES
Ruby Tuesday
Satisfaction

LYNYRD SKYNYRD
Sweet Home Alabama
That Smell
Simple Man

BOXTOPS
The Letter

ROD STEWART
Maggie May
Gasoline Alley

ERIC CLAPTON
I Shot the Sheriff

THE BAND
The Weight

VAN HALEN
Ice Cream Man

RIGHTEOUS BROS.
You Lost That Loving Feeling

BRIAN ADAMS
Summer of Sixty Nine
Cuts Like a Knife

JIMMY BUFFET
Margaritaville

CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL
Willy and the Poorboys
Have You Ever Seen the Rain
Who’ll Stop the Rain
Fortunate Son

JACKSON BROWNE
Running on Empty

CHICAGO
Saturday In the Park
Feeling Stronger Everyday

DAVID ALLEN COE
You Never Even Called Me By My Name

JIM CROCE
Bad Bad Leroy Brown
Operator

PETER FRAMPTON
Show Me the Way
Baby I Love Your Way

QUEEN
Crazy Little Thing Called Love

TOO MUCH MORE TO LIST….
CONTACT LANCE AT: 419-357-8363


Don't Stop Believing

Makaveli Child

"Hippies Always Smell Like Balls" by Rucka Rucka Ali, featuring Toby Queef, from albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "3" by Britney Spears.

With Lyrics:

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

First of all, hippies always smell like balls	
And they're all a bunch of tree hugging
Dumb fucking, butt fuckers
Run, hippies, run!
I got twenty-one guns with me
Come around town, and your done if you fuck with me

Yeah, drum circle
Ching Chang Chong!
Get some Goddamn balls, in your Goddamn song
Get a Goddamn jerk, you’re a Goddamn bun
I get drunk on rum, and kill hippies for fun!

Now I'm a nice guy,
But hippies are gay			
They're always getting high,
And spreading the AIDS

I'd love to fine,
Some hippies in my yard,
Playing their guitar
They're getting sprayed

So listen up, hippies
Getting shot dead, is the new green, yeah
My name is, Toby Queef
I was send here, by Rucker Rucker Ali…	

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

I have a farm,
With plenty of grain
But hippies could starve,
That's fine with me

God, help you all
When I'm president
Y'all hippies will be slaves,
And probably dead

Suck on my balls, hippies
Get your ass fucked, in the booty, yeah
Lick on my nuts, if you please
Go read a book, for Vegan Revolutionary…

All hippies,
Are some Vegan Pussies
Eating dog feces
You should eat a little meat

Always pretending,
To like Bob Marley
He a sucks a big D
You should grow a couple… (Nuts!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)

Where were you September Twelve?
I was shooting me some hippies real good in the chest
If you don't like this darn country
You sure as hell ain't Toby Queef

I'm a little bit of country,
With a little bit of fist in your mug, homie
I'm a female banging, race car waging
Jesus save me, I got no teeth!

I'm a Decent Man,
I don't like, asshole hippies dancing
Without no pants on
Reminds me of the first time, I heard rap music
I was like, "Did he say, "Nigger?" I like this guy!"

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

Rucka Rucka Ali - Hippies Always Smell Like Balls (Feat. Toby Queef)

Curtis Gabriel - Only One

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Curtis Gabriel - Only One

The Devil Went Down To Jamaica

Show realizado dia 09/05/2015 no Theatro Pedro II em Ribeirão Preto-SP com lotação máxima, ingressos vendidos antecipadamente, público recorde do ano com 1300 pessoas!

7. On The Turning Away

613009 Do Your Dick Hang Low

i'm just a pleb running aroound in games playing music

SUCK MY COCK - Christmas Song

Do Your Balls Hang Low- Chain Hang Low Parody

Only 17 Rucka Rucka Ali

I thought i farted but i shit

I DO NOT OWN THIS TRACK

I really don't understand this song but that beat thoo

Drake - Gods Plan (PARODY) Country Man @YouLoveRichard

I honestly have no recollection of ever having made this.

never in my wildest dreams (black keys cover) disco?

A cover of Rodney Carrington's song (NOT AN ORIGINAL)
Eshta Just for fun

Dear Penis

WARNING – SATIRIC EXPLICIT LYRICS – Intended for adults, being at least 18/21 (depending on my local, state, and national laws regarding access to adult subject matter) years of age. If you are not yet of age, if adult material offends you, or if you are accessing this site from any country or locale where adult material is prohibited by law or may violate your community standards, please do not listen.

This is SATIRE. If you do not understand satire, please do not listen.

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Lyrics:
WARNING - EXPLICIT LYRICS - Intended for adults, being at least 18/21 (depending on my local, state, and national laws regarding access to adult subject matter) years of age. If you are not yet of age, if adult material offends you, or if you are accessing this site from any country or locale where adult material is prohibited by law or may violate your community standards, DO NOT READ THE BELOW!
JACKTERROR - GIMME MY MONIE - FEATURING KIRA & C-MONEY
LIVIN IT M.F. UP - JT got a hit all the mother fuckers all are getting down to it mother fucking living it up JT got a hit all the mother fuckers all are getting down to it mother fuckers living it up I’m going to school you in the ways of a big beat production so move the fuck away I don’t need no introduction terrorize and vandalize them at the same time spray paint a bitches pussy while I’m in the 69 I’ll bend a sister over and work her from behind a terror strike on her Klondike like a spike my shit is so addictive I got them all in line mother fucking living it up some people try to say that that shit don’t pay but they can never understand that I’m the mother fucking star drunk driving in the city always getting shitty I’m so witty I can fuck your momma’s titty my pockets always full with mother fucking action jackson I’m the number one mother fucker don’t you know getting paid getting laid getting made yeah I’m getting paid mother fucking living it up JT got a hit all the mother fuckers all are getting down to it mother fucking living it up JT got a hit all the mother fuckers all are getting down to it mother fuckers living it up I’m the number one badass mother fucker fucking up your neighborhood mother fuckers should know where to go to get the bling bling pimping hoes I’m shooting 5o’s find me at the shows always smoking cronic drinking gin and tonic don’t you know now I’m getting on the science getting paid for defiance so I’m mother fucking living it up I got a beat brewing now in my beat brewing bassbin I spend a long time cause I’m looking for perfection power in the front class in the back two bitches hooked together on the mother fucking mack number one mother fucker tearing up the city I’m making mad loot you can’t dispute my alligator boot or my platinum tooth yeah I’m mother fucking living it up shaking and blazing living it up all you mother fuckers chilling laid back in the cut ain’t nothing but a party you know what’s up all you mother fuckers just keep living it up JT got a hit all the mother fuckers all are getting down to it mother fucking living it up JT got a hit all the mother fuckers all are getting down to it mother fuckers living it up get down to it all you mother fuckers getting down to it get down all you mother fuckers just get down to it just bounce all you mother fuckers getting down to it.
CUM ON HER FACE – cum on my face that’s what your going to get give it to me baby now make yourself wet cum on my face that’s what you like give it to me baby we are going to fuck all night I’m running I’m cuming I’m gunning for you face my cocks a machine gun I got bullets to waist you slippery little bitches thought you could get away but with my nuts in your mouth you got nothing to say and my nut on your face take a think about that you wish the shit was white but now you know that it’s black the judge is my cock and my nuts is the jury with Jiz on your case you got no need to worry you been tried mother fucker and found set free with a face full of justice from inside me try not to choke it’s like Texas to the south hay what did you say you name is I’m going to call you mouth so lick it up and rub it in lick it up you know it is good for your skin and your ass mother fucker you know how I fuck her I was seven years old when I learned how to fuck her daddy said tap her in the ass then make her suck your dick then she will treat you like candy cook and clean and shit so that’s how I do it right down to today come on girls gone wild lets see some titty in the club or on the streets anyplace is all right for me to take me a bitch and slide that thong to the right cram my cock up in her then flip so she can suck get that golden in your mouth that’s right taste my nut bitch cum on my face that’s what your going to get give it to me baby now make yourself wet cum on my face that’s what you like give it to me baby we are going to fuck all night yo I’m going to cum on your face you know what that means allow me to demonstrate so just get on your knees girl grab the shaft put it up to your lips and then we can get into this porno shit because you are a dirty little girl but you is not a ho at least that is what you said before I sexed you on the floor now you are telling me you want some more from this gangster C-Money girl you know I am hardcore cause I gets what I want and that’s the best that’s why these little bitches always get put to the test when I sex there face every fucking time my cock exploding like I stepped on a land mine yo it’s top dollar all night damn girl you know how to suck this dick just right so just keep on going and at this rate I’ll bust a nut all over your face how come it’s the girls that so pretty is the same girls that end up so dirty I don’t know you know I just go with the flow rock the show have them all screaming for more you know me I’m just trying to do my best now little mamma I’m going to nut on your chest and then work my way on up to your face just like a cop does with that mace spraying this cum all up in your eyes girl I just gave you that cum disguise now you’re telling me you want some jewelry a pearly necklace all you get from C cum on my face that’s what your going to get give it to me baby now make yourself wet cum on my face that’s what you like give it to me baby we are going to fuck all night.
FBI – FBI they got me on the ground when your high they want to bring you down I’m just a number in a system of statistics you watch on TV while I fucking live it started on the bottom and now I’m on the top like an epidemic I can’t be stopped a disease in the crust of your system living on a mother fucking mission to sell my sickness to your little kids and make them feels the pain that I did now the feds want a cut in my action so they find a bitch in there snitch collection hit that thing like a chicken wing you mother fucking jailbird Sing Sing Penitentiary upstate vaca diabolically I’ll be out in a day I’ll cut you snitch from your throat to your clit and fill those loose lips with a mouth full of dicks cut out your tongue just for fun little bitch because a dead man don’t talk and can’t run I guess that’s just the way it goes for a mother fucker when your high they want to bring you down FBI they got me on the ground when your high they want to bring you down FBI those mother fuckers call me and indigent and say I’m unemployable I got so much money that I’m undestroyable I move fast no rebroadcast got to kill first if your going to live last and I’m a killer for life like the cocaine under the knife you can’t stop this thing from rolling I keep balling got them under the gun and I never be falling I’m so fucking high and I’ll never come down for no FBI oh shit it’s a shakedown FBI they got me on the ground when your high they want to bring you down.
SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY – JT and C-Money bitch smoking out yeah I smoke herb everyday we know this goes against what the government say but we’ll blaze in the face of any man JT and C-Money got that master plan yo I got the herbs if you got the bettys lets go get some drinks and we can all get sweaty blowing up all the hot spots in town because fools be knowing when our crew is around because you can smell that shit from a mile away dank cronic fuckin smoke like some purple haze shit that most folks only see on the pages of that High Times magazine the kind of shit that makes a real smoker proud there is nothing on earth like the smell of that cloud so blaze it on up with no further delay I am going to pass that shit to myself ok all these ladies keep asking me where can I get some of that cronic C I tell that bitch suck my dick and go talk to JT I smoke herb everyday we know this goes against what the government say but we’ll blaze in the face of any man JT and C-Money got that master plan I like to roll the shit flip the shit and hit it like a mother fucking pussy’s clit I’ll lick it mary mary takes me all the way downtown I ain’t eating at no mother fucking ground round I need the real prime rib I’m the mother fucker call me George Bush you better run for cover while we smoke and eat the ganga all night feeling all right fucking pussys so tight maybe do an R Kelly take a piss on you no I’m fucking around now but what you going to do I smoke the cronic im hooked on phonics like to change the channel with the remote if I could find it but I can’t so I’ll roll another hang with my little brother C-Money on the mother fucking cover bitch I smoke herb everyday we know this goes against what the government say but we’ll blaze in the face of any man JT and C-Money got that master plan strawberry cough will get you off holland’s hope now that’s the real dope the hash plant make my eyes turn slant and this white rhino has got us on a fucking rant dank herbs it’s how we roll cronic so cronic it’s out of control now we could rhyme about this shit all day just as long as we get paid so I can buy more trees for my fucking head I’ll smoke cronic until I’m dead I smoke herb everyday we know this goes against what the government say but we’ll blaze in the face of any man JT and C-Money got that master plan yo we smoke herb la costra nostra mother fucker.
THE HAMMERS COMMIN DOWN – take a hold of anything around you close your bitch eyes the hammer is coming down yo I’ve been cocked and loaded got a smile for every round you take when I find you little bitch now I found you close your eyes bitch the hammer is coming down yo I’ve been thinking now got a smile for every round yo you can fucking hide but you will never find relief from mother fucking ticking of time you thought you could take what is mother fucking mine did you think I wouldn’t beat you until your mother is fucking blind you thought you could cross me I guess you didn’t know just how big a badass mother fucker could blow think your safe on your stoop drinking fagot pop I’ll burn down your whole mother fucking stinking block with your mother in it while I fucking her on the floor burning up that pussy like you have never seen before drop the gas on her ass fill her face with junk spark the mother up use the fire to light my blunt oh shit man this shits going down yo you can hide but you’ll never get away from me yo yeah I know that you’ve been thinking I won’t find you little bitch pussy mother fucking look behind you little bitch pussy the hammers coming down yo here we go again with another fucking block and another fucking head to mother fucking rock another fucking mother to be sucking on my cock here is the master plan dig a fucking ditch fill the fuck with you you little fucking bitch while I fill your sisters ditch with an ass full of dick here I cum oh fuck you thought you got away bust my nut in her throat your sisters lucky day the hammer is coming downtown time for you to pay oh shit man this shit is going down yo you can hide but you will never get away from me got a smile for every round you take and I follow every move you make the hammer is coming down it’s time for you to pay.
THE PANTYDROPPER – it’s a pantydropper a mother fucking pantydropper I got the pantydropper it’s in my pants take a look at this action rest the shit on your face and you can see the reaction with my joint between your eyes and my balls in your mouth you start to taste and see clearly what this shit is all about a mouthful a mother fucking pussy full to fill your pussy hole and make you scream ieee ieee while I go yeah ain’t you glad you might walk funny but you wont look sad so drop them down to the ground when the Jiz is around always keep that pussy popping it is my favorite sound and when that crack is jacked I am going to move to the back I’m going to fill you with some spackle in your other crack a jack hammer working that heavy construction if you’ve got a hole get it ready for destruction a demolition crew on your ass back to your pussy then your face for your big jiz bath that’s right do it go clean yourself up now stupid it’s a pantydropper thongs and bras they could be yours you know what the real panty dropper is it’s the money kids money makes bitches do what they do sucking on the nuts of the whole damn crew from East Boston down to Japan if you’ve got money then you is the man some girls will do whatever they can just to get a taste of your master plan I was broke I see these girls go wild on TV I got rich now these girls wild on me my name is Money bitch and don’t you forget what makes that pussy so God damn wet panties will drop if you got a lot bitches take them down right there on the spot from the dawn of time let truth be told panties drop quicker when there’s lots of gold that’s why we make panty dropping our business hell even your girl enlisted I made her my chief of staff because that girl’s got such a nice ass a true bona fide pantydropper and you know there ain’t nothing going to stop her so you might as well let it be now drop them panties for me pantydropper there is nothing finer than you will find inside these thongs and bras and they could be yours black french lace toped thongs and bras thongs and bras and they could be yours.
COP RAPER - Lets go one time on the one time these mother fuckers on my shit I think I’ll make them suck my dick yeah mother fucker i got nothing to loose but i got bitches to screw and that means you too cop your going to suck this hundred grand of the million dollar man taste the chocolate from the loving in my hand ooh i can’t stand getting cuffed getting stuffed I think this love is going to last like my cock in your cop ass cop raper lets go two times on the one time these mother fuckers with there plungers always running up a mother fuckers ass mother fucker your want to protect and serve my ass mother fucker I’ll hit that switch and let you pull me over but I will be the mother fucker bending you over on the hood of your car with your video rolling I will be smiling and waving while I am mother fucking balling your ass it’s my time and my dicks the plunger I lay it on your ass I’m the mother fucker stupid fucking cop and your bitch fucking badges how do you like dick now you mother fucking fagots wahooo.
SHAKE IT (only on Free Play @ JackTerror.com) – get down on your cunt get down on the cunt get down on your cunt get down on the cunt get down on the cunt get down on your cunt get down on your cunt get down on the cunt I like it when you move your bodies little hotties who makes you shake your tattas and move your money makers the Jizz bitch always up on the scene now get down on it and shake it till it’s clean check your girls tittys my joints making ‘em jiggle I’ll hit the brown sound just to hear your bitch giggle when you shit your pants Terrors bout to strike sick nasty knockin boots on your bitch all night back at the club my shit’s still off the nipple beats hitten so hard makin me some cripples retards on your little tiny bus I’ll take you Boces to school now shake your cunt shake your cunt now shake your cunt shake your cunt shake your cuntses I like it when you move your bodies little hotties who makes you shake your tattas and move your money makers the Jizz bitch always up on the scene now get down on it and shake it till it’s clean get down on your cunt get down on the cunt get down on your cunt get down on the cunt get down on the cunt get down on your cunt get down on your cunt get down on the cunt back at the club my shit’s still off the nipple beats hitten so hard makin me some cripples retards on your little tiny bus I’ll take you Boces to school now shake your cunt shake your cunt now shake your cunt shake your cunt shake your cuntses get down on your cunt get down on the cunt get down on your cunt get down on the cunt get down on the cunt get down on your cunt get down on your cunt get down on the cunt.
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