Latitude Plunge

This is a story about Raggedy Ann and Andy, 
Running through life, chasing sex and candy

God's Punk Rock Kids New Vox

She rode in on a white horse,
temptation ran it's full course
life catches you off guard,
I rode that pony real hard,

Was lost but now I'm found,
rebuke that Devil to the ground,
no longer the Devil's whore,
the Bible showed me more,

Devil's lies, whisper in your ear,
tell you what you think you wanna hear,
don't believe his lies,
cover up your eyes,

White Horse Rock Mix

Sewer Surfing

(Verse 1)
Well, I grabbed my board and headed down the street,
Looking for a spot where the surf was neat.
But little did I know, my plans would take a twist,
I found myself at a place I never would've wished.

(Chorus)
Sewer surfing, riding the brown waves,
Showing off for the babes some chocolate barrels, I crave.
Sewer surfing, it's a crazy scene,
Hold your nose, catch the stoke, feel the funky dream.

(Verse 2)
Now I'm paddling through the muck, it's a wild ride,
Dodging rubber ducks, with a smile so wide.
Waves of mystery, sewage symphony,
It's a gnarly experience, full of irony.

(Chorus)
Sewer surfing, riding the brown waves,
Showing off for the babes some chocolate barrels, I crave.
Sewer surfing, it's a crazy scene,
Hold your nose, catch the stoke, feel the funky dream.

(Bridge)
Oh, the aroma might be strong,
But the adventure can't go wrong.
Let's shred these murky tunnels, one by one,
Gotta make the most of this sewer barrel fun.

(Verse 3)
Through the twists and turns, I navigate the tide,
Uncharted territory, my fears I'll hide.
I'm a rebel on a quest, searching for a thrill,
Sewer surfing, I'm the king of the spill!

(Chorus)
Sewer surfing, riding the brown waves,
Showing off for the babes some chocolate barrels, I crave.
Sewer surfing, it's a crazy scene,
Hold your nose, catch the stoke, feel the funky dream.

(Outro)
So if you're up for an adventure out of sight,
Forget the ocean waves, and embrace this funky flight.
Sewer surfing, it's a wild endeavor,
Just remember to bring a strong nose and a sense of humor forever!

Sewer Surfin'

Cat and Mouse

Signals I send but no one receives,
Lost in my world, it's hard to believe,
opportunities pass, while I sit and grieve,
can't move forward, can't seem to leave,

Signals Demo

Starman Interlude

Punk Rock Kids (Choking Crows Remix)

Johnny Weird Beard.

Didn’t go to school, and he hated class
Because his life was a pain in the ass,
Took his pet rock it was time to go,
Straight to Tijujana Mexico,

Johnny Weird Beard,
Johnny Weird Beard,

Went to see a shrink, asked what’s wrong with me,
I can spit straight and it burns when I pee,
He didn’t speak Spanish so he tapped his head,
The shrink just smiled, danced a jig instead,

Johnny Weird Beard,
Johnny Weird Beard,

Saw some pinatas hanging from a tree,
Asked the taxi driver if the candy was free,
Said it was his birthday so it’s okay,
He turned three hundred forty two yesterday,

Johnny Weird Beard,
Johnny Weird Beard,

The punk emo kids that were in the town,
All had a sad face and they liked to frown,
But when they saw Johnny Wieird beard,
The laughed and danced and lost their fear,

Johnny Weird Beard,
Johnny Weird Beard,

Dallas Surfers Club - Johnny Weird Beard

Solo project. I sing, play guitar and bass on all my tracks, with the help of GarageBand drum loops. Psychedellic surf/indie/punk inspired by Texas twisters, the Gulf of Mexico and the little bits of string that you find along with the lint in your pocket.

https://linktr.ee/dallassurfersclub

Dallas Surfers Club

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