Jacquie's parody songs

Parody of "Toxic" by Britney Spears

A really bad couple of days for Britney.  First she was excised from her judge seat on "X Factor."  The second blow came when a third party advised her that her engagement was over.  Fortunately she avoided hair cutting implements during THIS crisis (a previous misstep, pictured above); we suspect she had counselors on call around the clock.  

I would be remiss not to mention that this song features my all-time favorite lyric..."I'm an X-Factor Ex, and Ex-Pre-Mrs. Trawick."  

Parody "Trawick" ["Toxic" by Britney Spears]

Parody of "The Name Game" by Shirley Ellis

OH those Kardashians!  And Krazy Kanye!  What to name the newest member of the Krew...while the littlest bebe celebre ended up saddled with the moniker North West, for a few moments, it was unklear what the name outkome would be.  

06-18-13

Parody "K Names" ["The Name Game" by Shirley Ellis]

Parody of the theme song from the animated TV series "Family Guy"  

Parody "It's The Morning Show"

Parody of "I Knew You Were Trouble" by Taylor Swift

The winter brings us many things.  Yes, the holidays.  Also cold weather.  Sneezing.  Coughing.  Malaise.  No small amount of seasonal angst. 

01/09/2013

Parody "Flu" ["I Knew You Were Trouble" by Taylor Swift]

Parody of "Telephone Song" by Lady Gaga and Beyonce 

Well, it may have been reported in error, but Beyonce's alleged second pregnancy caused buzz and flurry in the entertainment world for at LEAST fifteen minutes.  

05/20/2013

Parody "Baby On Board" ["Telephone Song" by Lady Gaga and Beyonce]

Parody of the theme from The Muppet Show celebrating the end of 2013. What trends could we look forward to dying out?  If only they had!

Parody Muppet Show 2014

Parody of "Fever" by Peggy Lee (and numerous other artists)

Oh my God.  Justin Bieber, what on earth will we do with you?

07/12/2013

Parody "Bieber"

Parody of the theme song from the 70s/80s TV sitcom "Happy Days"

Parody "Monday/Crappy Day"

Parody of "Jamming" by  Bob Marley & the Wailers

Happy July 4th!

Parody "Grillin'"

Aired on Shannon In The Morning (101.1 CBS FM, NYC).

Silly parody lamenting NYC traffic.  Because NYC traffic is, well, awful, and because it is the source of an awful lot of drama.  

07172014

Parody "Traffic" (Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

Parody of "Mother's Broken Heart" by Miranda Lambert

Was Miranda cheating on Blake?  Was he cheating on her?  They seemed so well-suited for each other.  But in the end, not so much.  

Parody "Cabin in the Woods" ["Mother's Broken Heart" by Miranda Lambert]

Parody of "Ex's & Oh's" by Elle King.

https://youtu.be/T8qE9dWwmTw?list=PL46bY_JpPgn9dUWv_lsFrHECYYUQyRgfQ

Parody "Shovelin' Snow" ["Ex's & Oh's" by Elle King]

Jingle which parodies "All About That Bass"  by Meghan Trainor

Jingle "All About Friday" ["All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor]

Parody of "I'm Into You" by Jennifer Lopez and Lil' Wayne

Parody commemorating the dissolution of Mark and J-Lo's sacred union.

Notable parody in that it includes 1) hands-down, one of the best parody lyrics I have ever sung, namely "you look a little like a Latin Barney Fife" (to Mark Anthony, around :44) and 2) my first, best, and only JLo impression (wait for it at the very end).  

Parody "Through With You" ["I'm Into You" by Jennifer Lopez and Lil' Wayne]

Parody of "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry

Parody song recorded in response to the news about Katy Perry and Russell Brand's divorce.   I'm gonna miss them, too. 

Parody "Left Me" ["Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry]

Parody of "Disturbia" by Rihanna

Parody song referring to Chris Brown, who stormed off the Good Morning America set when questioned about his alleged abusive relationship with Rihanna, leaving a broken window and some flipped-over chairs in his wake. Also he was shirtless when he left the building.  Needless to say, his behavior didn't change many people's minds.

Parody "Disturbed Guy" ["Disturbia" by Rihanna]

Parody of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua

Way back in the late '90s, a morning show at a New York City radio station wrote a little observational ditty to the tune of the then-popular dance hit "Barbie Girl" (by the band Aqua).  Much to their surprise, it became one of the station's most requested songs. 

Recently this track was given second life with the advent of the infamous "Jersey Shore" reality show.  Stunningly, the song (accompanied by at least three different homemade user videos) has been viewed (and, one would imagine, listened to) nearly 300,000 times.  

Parody "I'm A Jersey Girl" (Extended Remix)

Jingle that parodies "One Way or Another" by Blondie

Jingle "One Way or Another It's Friday" ["One Way or Another" by Blondie]

Singer.  And voice over artist.  

Background, studio, live vocals.  Lots of recording experience.  Featured in parodies, comedy bits, station promos, commercials, and jingles on radio stations throughout the US and Canada.  Former cover band lead singer.  

Repertoire spans most music genres. Clear, age-neutral, region-neutral speaking voice.  Soulful white-chick singing voice.  

Noteworthy studio skills:  a few celebrity "renderings" (not quite impressions); can convincingly replicate at least a few phrases in any world accent;  harmonic arrangements; vocal alignments; getting the track right in one take.

Jacquie's parody songs

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