JELLY BABY BEAN BOOZLE BABY BOOGER BOOYYYYY

"Hello there! Fukase... at your service."

*Fukase noises*

"HEY BOYS...."

Fukase: "Knock, knock!" 
Miku: "Who's there?" 
Fukase: "Oooh, it's just me... the Jelly Bean Boy!"

"Long Time, No See! How dee doo..."
"Wizards? Yeah, wizards. Holy shit."
"Who would like to enjoy! A nice, refreshing lemon...? A lemon? Lemon? A lemon!"
"WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS?!"

"Idiot! Do you not understand?!" *and a small 'aha' from Len Serious*

*And... whatever those are*

Rin: "I'm making dinner tonight. You should come over!"
Fukase: "Okay! Sure! Yes!"
Rin: "I'm making spaghetti and meatballs."
Fukase: "Swaghetti and memeballs."
Rin: "You are uninvited." 
Fukase: "That's fair."

"NNNNHH"

(SOME of these are from Fukase's "official" Twitter, run by none other than GHOST LMAO FOLLOW IT FRIGGIN HILARIOUS https://twitter.com/fukasev4bot

Also most of these are from when I first got him so they're kind of. mediocre
And please enjoy my half-arsed edit of one of my first Fukadrawings. I was laughing hysterically at 3 am making it.

Background music: Dwarf)

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Hi! I'm outta upload time on this account though, so be sure to follow me on my new one,  https://soundcloud.com/fukasinnerv2! I'll be reposting all the tracks that are worth your time onto this account though so mmnmnno pressur e

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