Songs I Wrote With Lyrics

This is the soundtrack to a fanfic I also did the art for.

Devour: A Story of Cannibal Mermaids

1: a not so humble bard, it must be now confessed,
admitted to a witcher he was quite impressed
by the sheer damn size of the cockatrice he slew.
it was dwarfed by the girth of the cock he blewwww
.
chorus: jaskier the witcher layer loves to feel the burn
jaskier the witcher layer makes them take their turn
he'll take each cock in hand and mouth and take them harder further south
and when they're done he'll take some more until he's sticky on the floor!
.
2: jaskier's mouth was well-known as too large
but one witcher's mighty prick was the size of a barge.
he licked his whorish lips, then opened up his throat,
then swallowed down a johnson that was bigger than a boat
.
3: lo, a pack of drowners that infested a lake
gave the bard an opportunity his thirst for to slake
he posted up a contract and then bribed the village thane
and a not-unwilling witcher got a fuck for his pain
.
4: once upon a shining sunny pleasant afternoon
the bard espied his witcher with the hair bright as the moon
he knew the man was seldom pleased: an unrepentant grump
who never would be happy but for jaskier's rounded rump
.
5: a wyvern circled round a town that nestled in a valley
they sought a witcher bold to slay it 'fore it upped its tally
instead they called that saucy bard and asked him if 'twere valid
to offer, 'stead of tossing coin, to toss that witcher's salad  
.
inspired by: https://greyduckgreygoose.tumblr.com/post/645497097734537216/a-farce-in-seven-acts

jaskier the witcher layer [EXPLICIT]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2310956/chapters/5085983

Again for the First Time by Ellorgast - Narrated by Smokingbomber

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2311073

Suspect by Ellorgast - Narrated by Smokingbomber

Here and Now by Ellorgast - 2/5 - Narrated by Smokingbomber

Here and Now by Ellorgast - 1/5 - Narrated by Smokingbomber~

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2311100/chapters/5087084

Here and Now by Ellorgast - 3/5 - narrated by Smokingbomber

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2311100/chapters/5087108

Here and Now by Ellorgast - 4/5 - Narrated by Smokingbomber

Nehelenia

My Name Is Jonas (Weezer cover) at the Backyard Sessions

joints

stirling nj

4/60 AC

preserved inside

WOW 
KAPOW 
AND HOW

Gina Donahue: Vocals 
Caleb Lowrey: Guitars, keyboards, vocals 
Mike Hubley: Drums 

All songs written by Gina Donahue 
Produced and mixed by Caleb Lowrey 
Drums recorded by Jonathon Maisto at Backroom Studios

Ma'am, U Look F@NCY

sunrise

demand

your old name

incognito parkour

wuxian

rooftop garden

Written & performed by Gina and Steven Donahue for the wedding of Johnny Keane and Laurence Dionne.

Tout le Monde Célèbre

drama in the ballpit

no one on earth

yukata balcony

made with a combination of figure, groovebox, and blocs wave, and mixed in harmonicdog's multitrack DAW on an iphone 16.

orgel

delicious paint water

golden (family singalong)

Jack and the Dragons

Sam's Town (killers cover) at the line between 'remix it more' and 'fuckin done'

Stay Awake (Mary Poppins)

another one of those favorite radiohead b-sides that i didn't realize was problematic until i read the lyrics instead of listening to thom yorke?? sigh

pearly v3 (radiohead cover)

campus (vampire weekend cover)

Mama put a hit out on Mamochan
Now I don't know what I'm gonna do
She maybe thinks that stylin' boy
Done stole my heart as just a ploy 
Whatever she thinks he done, it just ain't true

Mama put a hit out on Mamochan
She armed those hitmen right up to their teeth
How can she think I'd want her world
If I can't also be a normal girl
Shoulda said straight up that she had beef

Oh, Mama put a hit out on Mamochan
He sure runs fast but will it be enough?
My own true love, my destiny
They say the truth will set you free
I shoulda known that freedom's just a bluff

Oh, Mama put a hit out on Mamochan
His fancy hat might shield his pretty head
And give me and the hottie squad
Some time to swoop in, peep that bod
And save his pretty butt from getting dead

Mama done put a hit out on my Mamochan
Whatever she thinks he done he didn't do
Oh, 'less you been listenin' to my dad
My Mamo ain't never done nothin' bad
Whatever she thinks he done, it just ain't true

Mama put a hit out on Mamochan
Now Mama put a hit out on my Mamochan!
Since Mama done put that hit out
I never had one single doubt
That I would have to rescue my man.

Mama put a hit out on Mamochan
Now I don't know what I'm gonna do
She maybe thinks that stylin' boy
Done stole my heart as just a ploy 
Whatever she thinks he done, it just ain't true.

Mama Put a Hit Out on Mamochan! at Fat Lobster Sound Studio

Caleb says this is the most Oingo Boingo song we've ever done, lmao. when it's just the two of us, we're Can't Words. When it's us and Mike, we're Genre Fiction. For Caleb's stuff, check out caleboliverlowrey and locutusofkorg. Lyrics follow:

ingredients, my love, i list
for that which will protect us;
mix with care and hopeless wist
and all the world's correctness.

sticks and stones and hand-carved bones
and names of those who've hurt you;
stolen trails and homeless snails
and frozen breath and virtue

wasted tears, unfounded fears,
and tails of hairless mice;
bottled ships and ill-timed quips
and Holy Mary's vice

eyeless dolls and casket palls
and ancient air from caves;
sunlit dust and broken trust
and nines and threes of staves

(inst)

ingredients, my love, i list
for that which will protect us;
mix with care and hopeless wist
and all the world's correctness.

----

static shocks and backwards clocks
and snow-song from the tracks;
lockless keys and silent trees
recorded on lost wax

rusty hooks and musty books
and closets full of papers;
nixie lights and pixie blights
and cases of the vapours

faults of friends, a scratchy lens,
and princesses in amber;
close-parens and teeth of hens,
the concave of a camber

ingredients, my love, i list
for that which will protect us;
mix with care and hopeless wist
and all the world's correctness.

Can't Words: Lost Recipe

i can't escape
my fandoms and i
cannot wait
for content so i
...create

my brain just tanked
got ADD without the H
i don't make bank
so i drink caffeine
but my page is blank

what do i do
to send this home
just like my heroes it don't work
if i try to do this on my own

i go online
got a writing group
they set the timers like a whip
and write-a-go-go's GO

inst

thirty minute dialogue
with villainous riffraff
thirty minutes to construct
cohesive paragraphs

twenty minutes for some fighting
try and keep the pace
twenty minutes left for me to
wrench tears from your face

running out of time for this
i make the worst mistake
i glance at my computer clock
and
oh shi--

browsers shouldn't have so many tabs for wikipedia because now they're all open with the hist'ry of the world and i know
that i really don't need to detail subduction zones or mycenaean garment dyes or how to find cats in tokyo

oh hey guys

keep me on task
i can edit later
note to self
research this when i got time

got resurrection and apple pies and fluffy smut in bed and werewolves
got post-apocalyptic henshin heroes and coming out of the closet and averted doom
got romance and proposals and so damn much reincarnation and a game of go
got famine and geopolitics and climate change and failed harvests and bakeries

got perfume ad campaigns and boybands and the italian renaissance
got character death and sex and regret and endings of all kinds
got kidfic and crackfic and arranged marriages and gods and royalty
got a coffee shop and the folks who work there and teachable moments

got medieval witches and some smutty vampires and amnesia
got a smug asshat and a doctor in a really skimpy dress and secret agents
got some magic immortality apples and severe life changes and ghosts so many ghosts
got kissing in the thick of battle
at the end of the world
when everything's hopeless

got a writing group
to check my privilege
and beta-read my fic

Write-a-Go-Go (UPDATED)

moon over soho

Endy and the Shitennounauts

The Petrified Wreck A Mile Down

Cannibal Mermaids Are After Me at the Bottom of the Sea

He Bit My Toe Off But She's Pretty

but are they cannibals (asmr)

https://soundcloud.com/jadziatrax/good-omens-uncanny-carnival

good omens wip (desc has finished link)

8-bit Shake It Off (taylor swift cover)

One for the Ditch

Good Omens (Uncanny Carnival Cover)

Please Don't Be Sharks... Oh Shit You're Sharks

Booster Gold?! But That's Theft!

I make music, art, and words. Some tracks are collabs/bands I'm in, they're labeled Can't Words, Genre Fiction, or OOC.

jadziatrax

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