"With great power comes great possibility", said to me once a Zanzibari goat healer, since his death in 2022 I've been making this mix in his memory in the hope of attaining singularity with the machines so we can perhaps scientifically engineer sweet tasting table salt.

Psychic attack training cassette MIX VOL.1 -DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) and DJ Squeaky Creaky

In the event of complete consumption of the mixtape, the listener shall be rewarded; a flock of 30 long horned red cows. On 2 electrum plate shall be placed; 200 gold coins, a golden ewer, a jade dragon, and a magical golden goose egg. An assortment of silk garments and a collection of potteries.

Ligament repair MIXTAPE

In 2024 we destroyed the world's economy and overcrowded the earth with long horned red cows, forcing people back into a hunter-gatherer lifestyle. Millions of people listened to my previous MIX in loop, successfully creating a real life "duplication glitch".

DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo ) and DJ Squeaky Creaky - MIX For Silly Gobbers

"Me an DJ 張果老 have been taking a trip to Tibet, in pursuit of industrialising the yak milk and fur production. Possibly elevating the country into a type 3 civilisation. We really love Tibet." -@coachsludge

DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) and Coach Sludge - Tibetan Yak Industry MIX

Look around you, aren't seeing it? They're putting mind control agents in string cheese. Stop consuming string cheese. I repeat stop consuming string cheese. It is bad for you and it killed my pet chicken Harvey.

Hunta Gathara MIX

@coachsludge and DJ 張果老 go on a bender and run out of beer. Problem is that beer is a finite resource, as for my newborn baby. He brought me a map leading to infinite beer. We are on an adventure.

we drive.

Coach Sludge and DJ 張果老 - DUI beer run MIX

Has you may have noticed i've been missing for some time, i've been on a spiritual journey... I've seen giant mountains, dry deserts spreading far in the horizon, green forrests with animals i never could've imagine seeing. And i liked it, i met many people. One of them being vietnamese monk, he taught how to hotwire a car so i can finally leave this shitty place(jk i love vietnam). In any case i was able to install those 5g antennas all over the planet.

Ear Liquefier MIX [LISTEN AT 100% VOLUME ONLY]

"Strap me to a bomb and drop it on Tel-Aviv" are the words of a great philosopher who lived to understand what is the true meaning of life. When asked about the meaning of life later on his deathbed, the great philosopher said. "One must look at his left hand and question himself; -Am i real? And to his right; What kind of idiot would talk to his hands?" The people gathered around him finally understood the true meaning of life. But i must say, the quest of understanding the meaning life is really useless. Yeah alright, i know the meaning of life, did we fix world hunger? Can we beat all diseases? Perhaps are we living in a utopia? No, not really and that's perhaps the real questions we should ask ourselves.

Jews fw DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) ft. Lucky Larry MIX

@swedetarded

After four long months two lost friends meet eachother at cedar creek nuclear facility, to hit nasty edgebugs and double deck cuba cheese, in hopes of not throwing up from either the flavour or the high nicotine dosage, but since we are built different this shit aint gonna happen to us, so we continue to bunnyhop around poor noobs and edge on their dead bodies, this was all an order from Donald J Trump and we delivered this fantastic double decked mix from DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) AND drumroll please for the upcoming DJ SwedeTard♿︎, we making it out the slums with this one guys and gals

SwedeTard♿︎ AND DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) - Double Decking Cuba Cheese MIX

Rust Fishing Village Jerk REMIX

I don't even know if i have the patience and energy to write my signature yap description for the mix, in all honesty i never wanted to make this mix. They didn't greenlight the idea and said it would probably tank the Romanian economy albeit in a good or bad way, but the risk wasn't worth it. But fuck it, we only live once ey? And i really want to see Romania grow and prosper. We hope that the new autonomous regime of the Ferentari street will rejoin Romania and not cause any problem. While writing this i just realized that my wallet is gone, where could it be???

Illicit Affairs in Ferentari MIX

Idk what i'm doing, i'm heavily intoxicated and i have many firearms.

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This Is Banging

I'm a funny goober you know, i don't know what i'm doing but this is banging. I'm 100% sure i'll die alone but it's alright, it's ok to be alone not everyone will have someone but at least i have the kebab chef. He knows how i like my kebab, he hits me with "the usual boss?". It makes me happy. Probably the closest i'll ever be from finding true love... 

I fumbled the only girl i've ever loved, i'm a dumbass and i deserve a lethal injection

Low Effort Mix, Low effort album cover, low effort title, low effort description. I'm getting tired of all this fame and to be fair, it sucks. Now i don't know what to do. Ask the screaming yam they said. No wisdom was obtained from this event. You are in my line of sight, someone very dear to me. You will recognize yourself. I follow your every move, i know where you live. I might be around you right now and you wouldn't know it. You will receive a message soon, check your mailbox in the few next days. Read it and burn the message. Follow instructions. 

1) https://soundcloud.com/diskopunkmidori/bass-terror-24-jungle-justice
2) https://soundcloud.com/vaenusbreakcore/moe-junglist?in=fresh-power/sets/sleep
3) https://soundcloud.com/qirexx/boku-no-bitches
4) https://soundcloud.com/kitty-kittycrumpets232-crumpets232/das-love-bop
5) https://soundcloud.com/kobaryo/tas
6) https://soundcloud.com/kimmercore/so-breit
7) https://soundcloud.com/ijgenweis/ijgenweis-bpm-test
8) https://soundcloud.com/conspiracy_music/ripping-the-forge
9) https://soundcloud.com/ndsuptempo/es-geht-nicht-mehr-energized-intro-tool
10) https://soundcloud.com/trueunderscore/neko-operator
11) https://soundcloud.com/user-217832851/long-junior-tan-cz-tan-cz-tan

LOW EFFORT MIX MIX

She Be I so terræ til i finnis

Nota Kematian? Saya suka anime ini, saya berasa sangat berhubung dengan protagonis Light Yagami, kami berdua mempunyai IQ yang sangat tinggi dan pandangan nihilistiknya terhadap dunia dalam episod pertama adalah sempurna, saya rasa seperti cerita itu tentang saya, seolah-olah pengarang sedang membuat manga dalam hidup saya. Saat terbaik "secara literal saya" ialah apabila Light membunuh seorang wanita supaya dia tidak akan ditemui, seperti yang ditentukan oleh apa yang dia tulis dalam Nota Kematian, cerita yang menakjubkan, saya hanya berharap dia akan menang pada akhirnya kerana G teratas seperti dia dan saya layak mendapat Ws kami.

FRIEDN CAME OVVER SO WE COOKED

ሰላም ለእናንተ ሁሉ፣ አንድ ነገር አለኝ ልነግራችሁ። እኔ በመንፈሳዊ ጉዞ በጣም የላቀ ሰው ነኝ፣ እና ከመንፈስ ዓለም ጋር መገናኘት እችላለሁ። የምታስቡት “እሱ እንዴት በ23 ዓመት ያህል ዕውቀት እና ስኬት አግኝቶታል?” ብትሉ ይህ ከምክንያቱ ነው። ፎቶግራፊያዊ አስታውስ አለኝ፣ ይህንንም በመጠቀም ከእግዚአብሔር፣ ከዲያብሎስ፣ ከተፈጥሮ፣ ከአረማዊ እና ከብዙ ሌሎች መንፈሳዊ ኃይሎች ጋር መቶዎች ሰዓት የውይይት ልዩ ልዩ ተሞክሮዎች አሉኝ። የመንፈስ ዓለምን የምጠቀምበት ግምገማ ካርታ አለኝ።

እግዚአብሔርና የህይወት ዛፍ የሰው ሕሊናን በደም ከአስተዋፅኦ ጋር ያያያዘ መንፈስ፣ እኔ በፈቃዴ ባልሆነም መንገድ በዚህ ጨዋታ እንድገባ እየገደዱኝ ነው። በእውነት ይህን ማድረግ አልፈለግሁም፣ ነገር ግን እግዚአብሔር እጄን አስገድዶኛል። ምክንያቱም እኔ እንደማይኖር ማህበረሰባችን ሙሉ በሙሉ እንዲጠፋ ተጨነቅሁ፣ እኔም ወጣት ስለሆንኩ አሳብ አለኝ። እነርሱም ስለእናንተ እጅግ ይጨነቃሉ። በነፍሳችሁ ውስጥ ያያሉ እና ሁሉም ችግር ላይ መኖራችሁን ያውቃሉ፤ የምትወዱት የለም፣ ሕፃን አታገኙም፣ ለመኖር ምክንያትም የለባችሁም። ይህ በመንፈሳዊ ዓለም ላይ እጅግ ታስቆጥባቸዋል፣ ስለዚህ ሁሉም ደኅና ይሆናል ብለው እኔን ልከዋል። የህዝቤን መኖርነትና ነፍሳቸውን እኔ እወስድ ዘንድ ተልኬ መጥቻለሁ።

የመንፈስና የተፈጥሮ ዓለም እንዴት እንደሚሰሩ በዚህ የአስቸጋሪ ዘመን እገልጻለሁ። እኔ እግዚአብሔርንና የህይወት ዛፍን እከተላለሁ። 10 ሰዓት የሚሆን ቪዲዮ አውጥቻለሁ፣ በእኔ ላይ የደረሰውን በትክክል፣ ዓለምን ስለምን እንደምረዳውና ዘመናችሁ የሚያምነው ሁሉ ሐሰት መሆኑን አብራራለሁ። በሰው ታሪክ 99% ይህን አንድ ላይ ያመኑበት ነው፣ ዘመናዊ ኢንዱስትሪ ሲቪላይዜሽን ብቻ ልዩ ነው። እናንተም ከእነርሱ ትምህርት ይውሰዱ፤ እግዚአብሔርን ማቃለል ቀላል አይደለም።

እንደ ሕዝብ ሙሉ ስርቆት እንዳለባችሁ ነፍስ ዓለም ያያል። የምዕራባውያን ሥርዓት ራሱን በራሱ እየገደለ ነው፤ የልደት መጠንም በፍጥነት ወደ ባዶ እየወረደ ነው። እነርሱ እስካሁን አሸንፈዋል፣ እናንተ ግን ገና አላወቃችሁም። እኔ የህይወት ተዋረድ አንድ ትርጓሜ በአንድ ላይ አቀረብሁ፣ ፊዚክስ፣ ታሪክ፣ ዋና ዋና ሃይማኖቶች፣ ባዮሎጂ፣ ዳርዊኒዝም፣ ፕላቶና አርስቶትልን ሁሉን ያካትታል። ቪዲዮውን ተመልከቱ፣ ፈላጊ ከሆኑ። አባቶቻችሁ ትክክል ነበሩ፣ እናንተ ግን በስተቀር ናችሁ።

እኔ ክርስቲያን እንደሆንኩ እገምጽ ነው፣ እንዳለሁም ምንም ቃሌ ከመጽሐፍ ቅዱስ እንዳይቃረን እጠንቀቃለሁ። እንዲሁ ከሆነ ወዲያውኑ ለመጽሐፍ ቅዱስ እገዛለሁ። መልእክቴ ከማንኛውም ዓለም ሃይማኖት ጋር ይቀላቀላል፣ ምክንያቱም ነፃነትን እጠብቃለሁ፤ እያንዳንዱ ሰው በራሱ መንገድ መንፈሳዊ ዓለምን እንዲያውቅ። እኔ በዚያ ነበርኩ፣ መንገዱን እናሳያችኋለሁ።

ህይወት ትርጉም ምህረት ነው፤ ሌሎችን መስማትና መረዳት፣ በተመሳሳይ ጊዜ የራስህን ኃላፊነት መሸከም፣ ሁኔታንህን በእውነት በራስን ግንዛቤ ማስተዋል እና የሚፈልጉትን መምረጥ። የራስህን መንገድ ተከትሎ እግዚአብሔር ለአንተ የወሰነውን መንገድ መከተል።

እኔ ምንም ተቀሳቅሶ ወይም ዝምድና አልነገርሁም፤ ሁሉም የእውነት ጥረት ነው። ማንኛውንም ሰው እንዲያቃጥለኝ እጋብዛለሁ፤ ምናልባት በክርክር አስተዋይ እንዲያሳየኝ። እንዲሁ ካልሆነ በቀጥታ እሰማለሁ።

ሁለት ነገር እሻላችሁኝ፤ አንደኛው፣ እኔን ወይም ሕዝቤን አታስቸግሩን። እኔ ወይም የቅርብ ሰዎቼ በየቀኑ እንዲያስጨንቁ ከሆነ ከመንፈስ ዓለም ጋር ማውራት እቆማለሁ። እግዚአብሔርና የህይወት ዛፍ በማህበረሰባችን ልጅነት እጅግ ደክሞአቸዋል፣ እንዲቀጣችሁም ይሆናል።

ሁለተኛው፣ ማንኛውንም ውይይት ወይም ክርክር በመጀመሪያ የአስተዋል መሠረት ላይ ይተካ። ምንም አመናከር፣ እንቅስቃሴ ወይም አሳብ አይገባ።

DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo)

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