I had a friend, Emile, and he was honestly just such a cool guy. However, he walked too far into the woods one night, and he was alone. So he got abducted by an alien race of tribesmen who like to play drums. They left a note. That's why I know. This is his song. 

The Tribal Abduction Of Emile

With my transition into the experimental EDM scene, some of my compadres had to be given some bad news. First on that list was my guitarist, Nic. But how can you be sad about bad news when it comes with such a fresh beat? You can't. That's the answer.

Bad News For Nic

I mean, I play drums for an actual rock band (Corona Rex), but my real passion is coming over here and sharing electronic music that I make when I can't sleep. I then dedicate it to my friends. EDM, yo. 

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