I'm not sure if this is okay or not, I seem to be all to fuck at the moment,  I got no motivation or inspiration for anything, I've had umteen mix's and most of those were aborted halfway through, Drugs don't seem to be doing it for me either, slightly upset that I might not take Ketamine again after the shitty experience I had the other week (even though it wasn't K!!!)
I've been living on my own for over a year now and I hardly ever get any visitors and I think I'm finally starting to get on my own tits!!! haha
But Hey Ho! lol, I am a Taurus person (Stubborn as fuck) and giving up (mixing and drugs that is) wouldn't do me any good at all.
So Fuck it! I'll just carry on regardless!!!! 🤪😻🍄🍺💊😁

Think I'm Loosing It (Not Sure I Even Had It In The First Place)

This mix is for Everybody Who like Me, Is Sick to Death of Working in a Job that they Hate, for a Boss that only cares about Money!!!!!!!

  One Day, Our Time Will Come, Love And Peace, From Jake!

Give Me A Break! (I'd Prefer It To Not Be My Fucking Leg Either)

This mix starts off as an ordinary Progressive House mix, but due to my increasingly bad mood, due to the incompetence of certain ebay sellers!!!  I suddenly had the brainwave to play Grooveclowd!!!!!!!
So from just over the halfway point, this mix becomes a Grooveclowd mix! 💖🦞😜 
And the reason is simple, Grooveclowd have serious anti-depressant and healing qualities, and I really needed them, because I am going to fucking loose it otherwise, from dip shit ebay sellers, to Any Fucking Tossers Who are at war with each other!!!!!! Not mentioning any names!!!   But come on, for fucks sake, did nobody learn anything from two previous world wars?
Especially the complete fucking dick who's threatening everyone with nuclear war!!!    WANKER!
Oh, forgot to say, there's a couple tunes from 2:45 and one (last tune) from 2:45 MIL.
Sorry about the rant, but it has to be said, This is not the World I was born into!!!   This World is Fucking Insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Next Train To The Grooveclowd Leaves At 2:45

I expect you've heard the saying "Laugh in the face of Adversity"
Well, it's not quite like that for me!  For me, it's more a case of......
"Have a mix, or do some drawing in the face of Adversity"  😹😜🍺💊🍄🦞👽😲🛋🤣
A few years ago, if I wasn't feeling well or was not in a positive mood, then having a mix, would last  for roughly 10 - 15 minutes before I threw my toys out the pram, and gave up! 🙄😹
I guess maybe a year or so ago, I became aware that instead of having periods of feeling like a bag of shit!  I now felt like crap permanently!!! Lol  If it wasn't my leg, then it was my back or arms!
Not to mention my stomach or depression!  But my enthusiasm for music and mixing didn't vanish, and neither did the drugs, in fact they've been slowly increasing, over the last 5 or 6 years (since covid)  I've been on a bit of a mad one for several months now, speed, acid, weed, alcohol, mdma and ketamine, It's been a blast, and amazingly, I no longer need the drugs for inspiration, or to access the realms of pure creative energy, there's nothing to access, it's here all the time!  Anyway, I have got to sort my shit out, before it sorts me!!! The warning signs are there, I'm starting to make myself feel ill.    Not the best time to be a stubborn Taurus Person! Haha

Get A Grip jaKe, For Fucks Sake!!! 🤪🙃😜

Sumday

I know I'm complete dickhead when I'm drunk, I admit it!!!
But I also know that some people are dickheads Full Stop, drunk and sober!!!
And They Won't Admit to Fuck All!!!!!

I drove to work in bad fog, and I drove home in bad fog, all in all, a very stressful drive!  And it's a shit enough drive when it's a nice day!!!

A Foggy DJ  Mix

Another Mix

A strange title, I know!!!! I guess it equates to, Life = Pain
In Spiritual terms, if you're not suffering, you're not getting anywhere!  Truly spiritual people, learn to embrace that pain! 

Nope! I've not managed that yet!!! Each time I get to a fork in my path, I choose the one that leads to Shit Creek 😹🤣🤪💊🍺🍄🦄🦞 Lol.  But then again, maybe I am getting somewhere!?!  Smiley Laughing faces! Items of recreation!! Exotic Creatures!!! 😜
Surely, that's Positive, and, NO swearing!!! 😲 WTF???  Apart from Shit, that don't count though, it's the name of somewhere/thing.

Anyway, if you've managed to read this far, then you will be fore warned about the possibility of a shit bit near the end, it doesn't last long though!!! 

                 LOVE AND PEACE - jaKe 💖🙏👍🍺🦞

If You're Not Suffering Then You Must Be Buffering

This is the best mix I've had for some time! I had a sinus and chest infection, which kind of fucked with my hearing a bit!!! Lol Add some class A's to that and I was hearing all sorts, and I made a weird connection about sound, hearing and pressure! 🤪🙄😜😹 and the stereo in my work truck!!!
The sound only comes out of the speaker on my side, and it's crap hearing music like that, I notice a couple times recently, when I have listened to something, that while driving round a bend, and driven down a dip in the road, my ears suddenly pop, and at exactly the same moment, the other speaker kicks in! Pressure?  At home I've been having trouble with headphones only working on one side, I had some K, and tried having a mix in the phones, started okay, but became nearly impossible, I had weird pressure in my head, K does this! But I'm fucked if the phones didn't start working properly! Only then, nothing has worked properly since! Haha

Drink Drugs And Traktor   (Because I'm A Stubborn Bastard!)

I can only apologise for the lack of activity recently!!! No new mix's and not replying to comments!!!! I haven't been able to mix Jack Shit!
I kind of lost the will to live a bit, illness and depression! A bit of S.A.D maybe (Silly Amounts of Drugs! 😹) Anyway I tried several times to do a mix, but wasn't happy with any of them, until this evening!
The thing is, when a mix features tracks by people I follow and Love on SoundCloud, there's NO room for half assed shoddy DJing!!!  I haven't listened to it fully, but skipping through the mix, I thought it was fairly decent!  (unless I managed to skip past the shoddy bits! Lol)
It starts off pretty mellow and melodic, and snowballs into organised mayhem!!! And there are tracks from Flo T, Wide River, David K A Spencer and Grooveclowd, I actually got round to mixing a couple of Grooveclowd's 170 bpm tunes!!!!

New Years Revolution

Drink Drugs And Traktor - This Is Perfection MIX

My Job Is A Fucking Piece Of Shit!!!

Some Oldskool and Happy Hardcore Classics in this mix. lots of Kniteforce tunes, some great happy tunes, A couple of wicked new tunes by David K A Spencer = Face the Jungle and Time shift, I even got a couple of Slayer tracks in there! Totally spontaneous, and ends with some proper Oldskool TranceCore Gems!!!

A Bloody Good Oldskool Style And Happy Hardcore DJ Mix

Things are looking up!  I managed to do another good mix, totally different than last nights, but probably as mad!!! Lol

Weirdly Wonderful Wednesday Night Tunes

Mix Number Three

Believe In Me

Holy Fucking Crapsville, Something Mental This Way Comes

Yes, I'm Afraid It's Another Mix

A Slightly Mad Music Mix

Progressive And Melodic House And Techno DJ Mix

Weekend Approaching Fast

My Friday Night DJ Mix

An Attempt At Doing Something Different

Drink Drugs and Sleep Deprivation Early Hours DJ Mix

Sounds Like Hardcore

Hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm

Well, unless I'm suffering from a bad case of Delusion of Grandeur, this mix is quite simply Bonkers, A  rare occasion, where I've managed to completely blow myself away! I would love to hear it through a big sound system, LOUD!!!  But I guess I'll have to stick to headphones, which is more than good enough, I did a mix some time ago, and called it, How Much Madder does It Get? I'm not sure how long ago. but I know I've done shed loads of mix's  since, And It's STILL getting Madder!!!  🤪💊🍺🍄😜🦞🌈🦄😻

How The Fuck Is It Even Possible For This Mix To Be Madder Than The Last One

My last positive creative spell, lasted for a Week!!! After several attempts I finally managed something I was happy with, but on reflection, I believe I could have done so much more with it!
Me being me though! I rarely help myself by doing things normally!!! Lol   So as well as doing this mix, I also cooked my tea, did a few dishes, skinned up a couple times, I managed to resist the urge to do a bit of drawing! Haha 😹
Then came the matter of eating my tea 🤣🤪 Trying to eat a cooked meal while mixing/DJing, is kind of like trying to eat while walking, not impossible, but fucking close, and very messy too, got greasy faders now 😹🦞😜🍄🌈🍺🦄💖🤪😻🍺👽🎷🧪🦇💊😁  Oh, nearly forgot to mention the picture! This Parrot came and visited us at work!  It flew over and said "Hello" 😹 It landed on my mate and gave his arm a peck, before landing son someone else, and give their hand a proper peck!!!!   It was a Fucking Lunatic!!!

Hang On Tight And Don't Lose Sight

The title doesn't refer to the mix, it refers (Haha Reefers!!! Lol) to the CBD products I bought yesterday!
3.5g of CBD weed and 3.5 g of CBD resin, WHY?  Because I can't be fucked to go chasing it anymore!!!
I'm tired and I'm weary, and I didn't have to go anywhere to get it, and I'll now be able to pretend I'm smoking weed!!!  At least the ritual of skinning up will be the same, which is at least part of it!
And who knows, it may not be as bad as I remember it being! Can it? Surely it won't be worse!!! Will it???
NO Surely NOT 😹  I could be in for a nice surprise 🤣🤪😜  Poor Crazy Fool!
Hhhmmm! Sure looks real!!!

Could've Been Dope

And here it is! The mix I said I was going to do, so, glad to say, "No Bullshit was spread this time!!!"
Not the theme I'd intended though, the title was going to be something insulting towards DPD, or parcel delivery companies in general! but I decided not to, they're still getting slated though, Here!  Because they fucking deserve it!!!
I wasted good time, writing instructions on where to leave the parcel, and how to access the security door, up to 15:00pm, so as I was leaving work, I checked my email, only to be informed that they were delivering it to a collection locker!  The previous evening, I viewed a list of lockers near to me, there were two that were 10 minutes or less walking distance from me, but No, they didn't take it to one of those, instead it was one, located on the outskirts of town!!!  I typed postcode into google maps, it said it would take 27 minutes to walk there!  It actually took me, 39 minute to walk there, sort my parcel, and walk home again!  It took longer for me to stop sweating lol 😹
So either, the driver never read my instruction, lied about the attempted delivery, or couldn't understand English! The time of the attempted delivery was logged as 14:48 so all he had to do was press a fucking button, walk halfway up some fucking stairs and throw the parcel at my front door! Useless fucking tosspot, they  just mar the excellent service that is provided by the company they're delivering for!!!
Still nowhere near as bad as Arsel force though! 🤣 who ironically are part of royal mail, they are so bad, that it is not possible to speak to a real person! And I actually lost the plot to an automated phone call! Lol  Royal Mail are great, I never have any problems with them 🙏⭐💖🍺🦞

I Gave It A Go, But It's A NO NO NO

Hi, I'm Jake a 56 year old music addict and drug fiend who is finally starting to see the error of his ways!!! (too late now and no room for regrets!) And by Error of my ways, I mean I can see how I've ruined the taking of certain drugs by abusing them! So now they no longer work properly!  I'm 40 years in now! and I am going to see it through till the end! A true Taurus person, Stubborn as Fuck!
For people who have never taken drugs, I suggest you start NOW! It's a Spiritual thing, You have to Expand your mind to accommodate the knowledge that will set you free! If you are good at meditating, then that will do as good, if not better, I'm shit at meditating! So it's drugs for me!  It's all about truth, and don't be fooled into thinking you can learn this by reading it in a book or listening to someone speaking about it, YOU CAN'T,  It must come from within your self,  A Realisation, Only then will You know the Truth! 
I got into Punk around 1982 and not long after discovered Hardcore Punk, around 1993 I finally allowed myself to get into Rave and then got into mixing.
I got into Oldskool Hardcore and Jungle when I turned 50! better late than never I suppose. haha

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