Thank Fuck The Weekend Has Nearly Arrived!!!

This mix is for Everybody Who like Me, Is Sick to Death of Working in a Job that they Hate, for a Boss that only cares about Money!!!!!!!

  One Day, Our Time Will Come, Love And Peace, From Jake!

Give Me A Break! (I'd Prefer It To Not Be My Fucking Leg Either)

Nobody needs a reason to Play, Make or Mix Music!
It is something that should be done as often as humanly possible!  
Did You hear that? Soap opera knobhead!!! Get a Fucking life, It's not fucking real you know!  No you don't know do you!! take my word for it!!!
IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL 😹 THEY'RE ACTORS HONESTLY! Lol
Anyway That's it I tried and I'm not wasting anymore time on them, lost causes, brainwashed by soap, Drugs for straight people, and now I can't even remember what I was going to waffle on about!!!!! 🙄🦞 Ah that was it, thanks Lobby for reminding me, but really you don't have to pinch that hard! (still got a monk on about me getting an Octopus! 😹🤣)
So a brief explanation for this mix, basically, I made the mistake of reading an email from Kniteforce records and the next thing I know is I'm closing the paypal app after spending nearly £90 on two triple vinyl compilation LP's!!!!
Calling the Hardcore volume 4 and This Is Jungle Tekno.
Lets face it  I never stood a chance did I.  Haha
The picture BTW is one of my older drawings, done when my eyesight was much better!!! 😂  I no longer have the picture as I told my Sister years back on her Birthday that she could have one of my pictures, any one she wanted, and I had failed to remove it from the folder, so of course She chose my best one, but she did frame it and it is hanging on her wall!

Jungle Tekno Hardcore Hippy Punk

I'm seriously struggling to comprehend just what the fuck is happening to me!!!
Not sure if there might be someone or something else living inside me!!!  Not in a possessed way I might add, although that would explain what happens to me when I drink too much! Lol
I think I may have realised a bit too much recently, or maybe done far too much Ketamine!!!  It doesn't pay to know too much, and really, a person only needs to know anything, if they need to use the knowledge for practical reasons! 🤪

What The Fuck Is Happening To Me? (On 2nd thoughts, Who Cares!)

StirrrrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrrrrruth!!!  So We Livd!!!!!!!!

Mind Bender (2:45 MIL of K Mix)

Slightly Strange (For A Tuesday!) Continuous Music Mix

Politicians Are A Bunch Of Fucking Wankers!

Trancy Tuesday Music Mix

JaKe's Got Lost (In The Jungle)

I wonder! Is it just me, or do lots of DJ's start a mix with Jungle, then suddenly switch to something completely different!?!
Don't tell me, It's just me isn't it!!!!!!? 🙄😹🤪🦞
I'd like to say it was experimental, but in all likelihood, It's just me being my usual dopey self!!! Lol if nothing else it's strangely interesting!

Hmmm! What Have We Got Here Then?

Traktor Kontrol Strikes Again!!!
One minute your mixing, the next, frantically scratching your head, trying to figure out what the fuck has just happened!!! until you realise, there's No music playing!  😹🤪

Another Fucking Wind Up For Jake! (Of the Traktor Kind!!!)

I've gone back even further in time with this mix, back to the beginning, or at least the beginning of Acid house, Chicago house and Detroit techno, taking a bit of a musical detour, so to speak, from my normal output!
It can only be a good thing, and is quite reassuring that I'm not suffering from musical narrow mindedness!  which I once did, when I only listened to Hardcore punk, which I still listen to, so nothing is lost!!!
It seems crazy to only listen to one style of music, when there are so many!
I am quite happy to sacrifice complete mastery and knowledge over one style, in order to attain a much broader spectrum of sounds, and admit that I often couldn't tell someone what a particular tune might be, without a bit of investigation, and that my mix's are rarely perfect creations! but then, neither am I!!! Only the Universe is perfect, I am just a human being!!!

I Can Remember When I Used To Drop Acid, Not Listen To It

Sorry folks, I can feel another rant coming on!!!
To be fair though there's a hell of a lot of things to rant about these days, never has it been so good in the history of ranting, with such a diverse selection of topics to rant about! 🤣😜
That said, Why the fuck do I rant about the same things all the time?
Weather forecasters and for to nights rant Scientists (Again) 🙄😹
Why? Because their dumbass MotherFuckers!!! 😲🤪🦞  See, even Lobby agrees, said he'd love to meet one, so he could put his pincers to good use!!! Well done Lobby 👍🙏😜
Anyway, the subject in hand is AI, which if Nuclear war, The Sun (in space, not the news paper 😹) or Aliens doesn't do us in first, AI surely will, especially worrying is that currently it isn't regulated!
How utterly fucking crazy is that!?!  I can only assume that A lot of scientists are of the mad sort, I mean why the fuck would anybody create something that will inevitably destroy us? Beats Me!
I wouldn't be at all surprised if AI robots, or simulants were already among us, along with Aliens, eventually AI will become so intelligent that we will all seem like idiots to it, and the moment AI becomes autonomous, will be bedtime for the human race!!!!  
All because Scientists just can't leave fuck all alone, because they just have to know! Fucking Knobheads!!! 🤪👽👀🤣😹🦞👎

AI We're All Going To Die

There won't be any ranting tonight! 😹🦞💊🍺🍄🤪  Mostly because I am Speechless, I finished this mix and immediately put it through my trusty Magix Cleaning Lab 16, usually the same settings for all mix's, loud ish!!!  Then I exported it and played it back,  meant to just skip through it, but ended up sitting through the whole mix. waiting to here a fuck up, but it didn't really come.
I pressed play  with headphones on and it just unfolded from chaos and grew and grew with some absolutely stunning tunes that came from Bandcamp, mostly three tracks play throughout, and at times they all become one, it has a strong emotional pull to it and towards the end, It actually made me shed a few tears!
I just hope it sounds good when I'm not stoned!!!

I Should Be Banned From The Camp

I hate to say it, but I am rapidly losing the will to live!!!
Everything is a struggle, almost every aspect of life has been exploited to nearly the point of no return!!!
Why?   Greed and Hatred is what I would say!
The UK is a fucking mess!  And doesn't deserve the name, Great Britain, as there is fuck all great about it!  Sadly, I think it has passed the point of no return, it's only a matter of time now, before the shit truly hits the fan,  given a choice, I'm leaning towards obliteration by enormous asteroid, over nuclear war, Alien invasion or  fried by the Sun!!! 😲

Everything Is A Fucking Wind Up!!!

Top Tunes I've Found

It's About Time For K

Fucking hell! I'm going out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😲
Later on this very day, I am getting on a bus to Bristol and going to the Lost Horizon for some proper Hardcore and Jungle!  Hosted by N4 Records legend
Pete Cannon and A Guy Called Gerald!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's after I've been to Fishstock, Hardcore and Ska Punk bash!!!!!!

     It's Been Nice Knowing You All 🤪 Just In Case I Die!  😜

OMFG! JaKe's Going Raving!!! 🤪💊🍺😻🦞

Drink Drugs And Traktor (jaKe's Inspired DJ Mix)

I had a really good time mixing this, So good that I failed yet again! to go to sleep, I'm having trouble remembering 😹 not since I woke up last Friday morning!!! I spent most of yesterday evening on Bandcamp listening to new tracks to buy (I found lots!) and that kept me busy until well after midnight.
I was fairly certain that I'd found some really good stuff and was so excited that I simply had to have a mix, and given the lateness of the hour, I had to do the mix entirely in my headphones, which is something I've always found difficult, I couldn't ever do that when I mixed with vinyl! and only recently discovered that I could do it, which is amazing, as now I can mix any time I want 😜
I think that the real reason I was so excited was that I had some new tracks and remix's by Sasha, who is quite simply an astounding DJ and Producer, and that lead me to buy some great tunes from the Last night on earth label.
I am very happy with this mix, and believe it is consistent throughout, three tracks playing most of the time, until the end, which is a four track Charlotte De Witte moment!

Liberate All New Auras (LANA)

Spencer House Rules

Need Some Luck Cuz I'm Bored As Fuck

I never intended this mix to turn out like it has!  But at the end of the day, I have become increasingly aware of the support that I get, and that I've had!!!
It's fair to say that I'm fucking useless at doing playlists!!! 😹 Not entirely my fault, although I've never been properly tested, I'm fairly certain that I have learning disabilities, Asperger's Syndrome and possibly ADHD, or both!!!  When I was a kid, these things were pretty much unknown, so no one would have known, but as I've got older, certain things have become more noticeable, and it would also explain why I learnt absolutely Fuck All at school!
Anyway, I've already strayed away from what I meant to write! 😜
This mix is for the people that have supported me over the years, some old, some new, and some who have been there from the start (Toby!)
The mix starts with Toby aka Wide River, and one of his older tracks, Sanctuary.  He is an excellent producer, and his brand of Techno, leaning towards the slightly harder side, is as good as any that I've ever heard!!!!
I probably don't have the space here to write all that I'd like to write, so other artists I'd like to mention are, David K A Spencer, who I believe has spent more time than I can imagine! listening to my mix's, and someone who is also a great producer, and I feel privileged to have become friends with, then there's Flo T, another amazing producer, his tunes are melodic masterpieces, on a lot of tracks I have to turn EQ's up, but with Flo T I usually have to turn them down!!! 😜
Then we have someone fairly new, but someone who made me feel So Very Good! Lazee Dog label from Australia, Thanks for the great communication. Meeeoooowwww!
Not sure if it was intentional, but I kept the Australian theme going, with my Favourite Possums, Grooveclowd, and I really don't have the space here to write my thoughts on them!!! 💖💖💖🍺🍺🙏👍💖💖💖 I love Grooveclowd So much, and especially Kim, they actually made a track for me! It's called look out for Jake!!!
I have to mention JP aka The 90's Hangover, who I love to bits, He also made a track for me called, For The Journeyman, JP is a legend and a top producer of Oldskool style Hardcore and Jungle, and in my opinion, is a Master at the use of Samples!!!
As I was nearing the end of my mix, I thought to myself, "What about 2:45"  And I was right, It's possible that I discovered, Wide River, Grooveclowd, and 2:45 all in the same week, I have so much love for 2:45, they are amazing and have helped me get through some very dark times, and I Love them Greatly 💖💖💖💖💖💖
My last words are for someone who is not in this mix, but it is someone who I Love a lot, He was the first person to ever comment on one of my mix's!  Kurt State of Clubfungus, I Love You Kurt!!! 💖🙏🍄💊😜

Many Thanks From JaKe

Going to be a tough day today, Me Thinks!!! 🙄🤪😁😜

Well, I was completely wrong about my day!!!!  When I finally managed to leave the flat!!!  For some reason, when I've been awake all night, especially in the week, I'm always late for work!  
Usually because, 1:  I don't want to go, 2: I've picked up the drawing I'm currently doing 3: I can't go out now, Not until I've shaded in all parts I've just outlined!!! Lol and my personal favourite 4: I Really Don't Want To Go To Work Today, Tomorrow, Next Week, EVER!!!!! 😹😜🤪🦞
Anyway, after all that, I had a nice day at work today! 🤣😹😜
And I know why!  Because I was on my own, have been all week, and I fucking love It, No one hassling me, I get more work done, it's nice and quiet and there's no Drama! Just me, building a stone wall! Happy days, It won't last though.
I realised something today, or I've been re reminded, and I reckon someone is taking the piss out of me!

JaKes Early Hours MidweekMix

Sinister Sounds Of Sunday (sleep depravation is a DJ's best Friend  :  )

Yes! I remember when Every Monday Night was a blast, Until COVID happened, ever since then, the world has been a very different place.
And Guess What!?! 
I blaming Scientists!!! 😹🦞🍺🍄💊😜 Especially one's who are into particle physics of the accelerated kind! 😹
Something has been changed or altered  or replaced entirely!
It's only my opinion, Everybody is free to have their own!
But seriously, it's pretty bad, when you consider that Particle Physicists are My 2nd most hated thing, under Weather Forecasters!!! 😜🦞🙄🤪

That Was A Proper Monday Night, Fuckin' Oldskool Monday Night

It's Nearly Time For A Kick Up The Arse!

Can't say I've ever been one for heroes, but I guess there's a couple in this mix, Sasha, who is in my opinion, one of the greatest producers on the planet!
And a person who changed my life, who is very sadly no longer with us, Terence McKenna,💖🍄🙏
Not to mention some awesome SoundCloud legends, Flo T, Wide River and the Valencrimes, Clubfungus and David K A Spencer🙏💖😜🦞🍄🍺😻

Blimey Charlie, That Was Fun - DJ Mix

Gordon Bennett! I really struggle to fathom out what goes on sometimes, it seems to me that if there's a chance something can go wrong, then it probably will!!!  For me anyway 🙄😠🙃😹
I've already uploaded this mix once this evening, only to discover that only the first 20 minutes was audible! so I promptly deleted it, so hopefully I'll have better luck this time.
I bloody hope so, because it is jam packed with seriously good tunes, lots of happy vibes and lovely uplifting sounds from artists old and new.
I'm mostly annoyed because I wrote a fair bit about stuff, and now I can't be fucked to write it all again! 😜 (lazy boy)  Maybe I'll add it later.

JaKe's Happy Friday Hardcore DJ Mix

Hi, I'm Jake a 56 year old music addict and drug fiend who is finally starting to see the error of his ways!!! (too late now and no room for regrets!) And by Error of my ways, I mean I can see how I've ruined the taking of certain drugs by abusing them! So now they no longer work properly!  I'm 40 years in now! and I am going to see it through till the end! A true Taurus person, Stubborn as Fuck!
For people who have never taken drugs, I suggest you start NOW! It's a Spiritual thing, You have to Expand your mind to accommodate the knowledge that will set you free! If you are good at meditating, then that will do as good, if not better, I'm shit at meditating! So it's drugs for me!  It's all about truth, and don't be fooled into thinking you can learn this by reading it in a book or listening to someone speaking about it, YOU CAN'T,  It must come from within your self,  A Realisation, Only then will You know the Truth! 
I got into Punk around 1982 and not long after discovered Hardcore Punk, around 1993 I finally allowed myself to get into Rave and then got into mixing.
I got into Oldskool Hardcore and Jungle when I turned 50! better late than never I suppose. haha

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