I'm an actor and YouTuber that rose to internet fame on the now-dead video application Vine. I'm known for playing the retarded role of Dirk on the Disney Channel series Bizaardvark. My idol is Eminem and 12 year old girls love me. I like to asskiss my brother Logan Paul in an attempt to ride his current fame and without him I would be a nobody. I'm also a terrible vlogger and prankster. My small IQ means that I think I can do whatever the fuck I want in Hollywood without being put into jail because I'll just bail myself out with my infinite supply of monopoly bucks. There is absolutely nothing relevant, important, different or notable about me. I'm a carbon copy of all the other YouTubers out there. There is completely no reason to give me any attention whatsoever.

Jake Paul