Name: Hagrid Reads My Immortal by Hagrid Reads My Immortal
Duration: 1 min 58 s
Description: Hagrid only understands 80s Black Metal, so to try and understand the trendy goths of today, he delves into the most infamous fanfiction online. Hagrid reads My Immortal

Hagrid only understands 80s Black Metal, so to try and understand the trendy goths of today, he delves into the most infamous fanfiction online. Hagrid reads My Immortal

Hagrid Reads My Immortal

Synchobonk

Digadig

Only The Lonely

The main instrument is the Korg MS20. I used the Juno 60 for background chords.

MS20

LYRICS:

[Verse 1]
You're the perfect person for a guy like me
And your eyes are shining like the Topal Sea
I wish you could be mine for eternity
Could you please be mine? Hey

[Pre-Chorus]
You trapped my soul, you broke my law
I think you're a thief 'cause you stole my heart
Stole my heart, trapped my soul
Trapped my soul like Azura's Star

[Chorus]
Star, star, Azura's Star
Star, star, 'cause you're my star
Star, star, Azura's Star
Star, star, 'cause you're my star [x2]

[Verse 2]
You're the perfect person for a guy like me
And I know for sure that we are meant to be
If your heart is locked then I may have the key
Could you please be mine? Hey

[Pre-Chorus]
You trapped my soul, you broke my law
I think you're a thief 'cause you stole my heart
Stole my heart, trapped my soul
Trapped my soul like Azura's Star

[Chorus]
Star, star, 'cause you're my star
Star, star, Azura's Star
Star, star, 'cause you're my star
Star, star, Azura's Star [x2]

VIDEO: smarturl.it/AdoringFan
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/track/star

Adoring Fan - Star

The Good Life (Demonetized Again)

Ghost Cassette Remastered

Hypoxia (Acoustic)

VIDEO: smarturl.it/YSLIAR
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/track/liar-liar
INSTRUMENTAL: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/track/liar-liar-instrumental

LYRICS:

[Verse 1: M’aiq]
These streets are Khajiit streets
Own the rap game with no cheat sheet
That bitch said she got a sweet tooth
So M’aiq gave her that sweet meat
M’aiq gave her that Nut Treat
M’aiq’s gonna get funky
M’aiq's spittin’ truth in the booth
M’aiq thinks that you’re ugly
Elon Musk, chillin’ on Twin Moons
Smoking sugar from heaven
M’aiq’s gonna send you back to school
I’m gonna teach you a lesson
Come take a look at these shiny jewels
M’aiq is hot like the desert
I’m with some hoes like they're farming tools
They called my junk a treasure

[Hook: M’aiq]
They call me M’aiq the Capper
The cap is Colovian Fur
They call me M’aiq the Capper
But they should be calling me “sir”
You know, as a matter of fact
I never lie, hide helmet, no cap
I am so fly, high level, no cap
I never lie, hide helmet, no cap [x2]

[Verse 2: M’aiq]
They call me a liar but I’m spitting fire
My watch sittin nice, it’s Richard Mille
Versace attire, my bitch Barenziah
She ridin’ my dick like a Therris wheel
M’aiq is getting hungry
They say you are what you eat
They’re right, I eat so much pussy
I’m almost a Wood Elf, but I’m a Khajiit
Jail time, all I got is these bars
Barbs on my dick like I’m Nicki Minaj
You’re gonna tell me I’m overencumbered
Whole game on my back and I run shit
Poof! Now you can’t see me
I’m John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti
Holy fuck, M’aiq is so pretty
No pedo shit when I play with that kitty

[Hook:][x2]

[Verse 3: Todd Howard]
Sorry, the verse was a long way off
Here at Bethesda Recycling
We care about the environment
Bought my Tesla, interior white
I got 16 times the detail on my diamonds
2025 we going to Hammerfell
Maybe I’m lying, I mean only time will tell
Talk shit about me, I’m gonna find where you live
And I’ll clip through your house
Put you in a cart on the border to Skyrim
‘Cause that’s what you get for running your mouth
I’m sorry but I’m not talking ‘bout Toronto when I say I’m in the 6
It’s me and M’aiq on the track, it isn’t a bug, it’s a feature, bitch
Nylon Birkin bag hold 7-6 figures
You can talk about your dick but mine is four times bigger
I mean boy you’re a degenerate I cannot fuck with you [x2]

[Outro: M’aiq & Todd Howard]
This shit too easy
Shitted on the whole game, I fucking walk stupid

M'aiq - Liar Liar

I am a guy who does a terrible Hagrid impression while reading a terrible fanfic.

Hagrid Reads My Immortal

Hagrid Reads My Immortal

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