Once upon a time, or maybe twice, I'm not two sure, there was dude named Jaki, who was born in 1990BC. He lived and ignored everything, until the year 420BC, when he decides that he's going to do something significant, but doesn't know what. Jaki thinks about 800 years. The year was 420 when he accidentally gets hold of iron and he hammered the first mixer, keyboard and a mic and decided speak to the mic, but nothing happened and Jaki got bored. So he decided to wait cassettes to get sounds on tape. At last, after years, one fellow invented the C-cassette, thus begins Jaki's another try. Jaki will start to record sounds on tapes with stupid artist name (which doesn't matter any more), until an angry mob threatens to lynch Jaki if the name doesn't change. Thus, Jaki is pissed off, but listens the crowd and changes the artist name to his own name. Next lynching is near in 1967, when Jaki published his first C-cassette, 3rd World War breaks out, ending as soon as Jaki promises to keep his stuff UG until it's fit for publication. So the next release came only in 2321, HDDVDBluRayCDMacintosh-ROM containing the Year: 2321 songs. The disc instantly became a hit and it was sold in the first week 50 million copies. Jaki died in natural causes in 3234 and was able to publish during his career about 500 plates (the exact figure is not known) and the discs are sold in a total of around 50 billion (it is not known) and therefore, he is the world's best-selling recording artist. THE END.