A song filled with double meanings, and was featured on Brutha Voodoo’s Playlist Obscura, on 99.8 SHMU-FM in Aberdeen, Scotland.

King of Innuendo

A song inspired by the merriness of Christmas, and the pain of heartbreak. 

Lyrics:

(Verse 1) 
Lyin’ cold and alone
In my uninsulated room
Bawlin’ my eyes out 
To “All I Want for Christmas is You”
thinking of the better times when I wasn’t by 
myself
Haunted by your picture
Still sittin’ on my shelf
Oh yeah, what I need is a

(Chorus)
Fleshlight for Christmas
For a jolly holiday
Wish I had someone who could honestly 
say
That all they want for Christmas is me, oh yeah
Just like Mariah Carey, yeah


(Verse 2) 
 Can anybody find me anybody to love?
 Cuz I want more than a silicone hole that fits like a glove 
But if all that I can get is a half-assed simulation
I guess I’ll take some glorified masturbation

Yeah sure, I’ll settle for a 

(Chorus 2)
Fleshlight for Christmas
For a jolly holiday
Wish I had someone who could honestly say
That all they want for Christmas is me, oh yeah
Just like Mariah Carey, yeah

(outro)

Updated version of an older song about a certain YouTuber.

Lyrics:
(Chorus)

Swivel here, swivel there
Swivel everywhere my friend
Every ball joint is a swivel in the end
Turn in circles, turn around, turn to the side and upside down
That’s the movement

(Verse 1)

Your livelihood and happiness hinge on diecast and plastic
Thousand little eyes staring back at you, a thousand boxes round the room
Parasocial friends send you an endless supply 
It makes you smile, but you wanna die

And they say 

(Chorus)

Swivel here, swivel there
Swivel everywhere my friend
Every ball joint is a swivel in the end
Turn in circles, turn around, turn to the side and upside down
That’s the movement

(Verse)
Yelling in your daddy’s basement at a robot man fallin’ apart in your hands
Thousands laugh with you ‘bout your suffering
Maybe robot kibble is the worst
But we know that anger is rehearsed
It’s all for the memes and jokes 
Yeah just like

(Chorus)

Swivel here, swivel there
Swivel everywhere my friend
Every ball joint is a swivel in the end
Turn in circles, turn around turn to the side and upside down
That’s the movement

(Bridge)

(Slow verse)
Transforming little toys to royalty free jazz through your stereo
Well did you know
You can’t change your life singin’ that same tune?

Can’t let your true self off the ground
With hundreds of thousands holdin’ ya down waitin’ to hear you say

(Chorus)

Swivel here, swivel there
Swivel everywhere my friend
Every ball joint is a swivel in the end
Turn in circles, turn around turn to the side and upside down
That’s the movement

That’s the movement (x4)

Swivel Here (The Movement)

Improved version of an old song inspired by a messy roommate

Fold Your Laundry

A somewhat tweaked mix of “Swivel Here.” Enjoy!

A song very loosely inspired by a real friend. Much of this is fictionalized.

Michael’s a B****

Originally for a final project for a post-baccalaureate class on Special Education, this song describes what I knew previously knew, and what I had learned, about Special Education, as well as exceptional needs. The song was featured on “Playlist Obscura,” a radio program hosted by Aron Smith (“Brutha Voodoo”) on SHMU-FM, based in Aberdeen, Scotland (check out archived editions on Mixcloud). I would like to give a special thanks to “Brutha Voodoo” and SHMU for sharing this song￼, along with others I have produced, with their audience. Enjoy!

What I Knew

Lyrics and chords:

(Intro)

(Verse 1)
Eb            Bb.             Fm.       Cm        
Yeah, we only drive electric cars 
Eb.           Bb.                 Fm
We really like to plug it in
Eb.                  Bb.               Fm.         Cm
We make our shoes from recycled tires
Eb.                          Bb.                Fm
never put that rubber in the bin

(Pre-Chorus 1)
Eb.                 Bb.               Cm.            Ab
Just found a new way to save some water
Eb                    Bb.         Cm.  Bb
It may sound nasty to you
Eb.                          Bb.                 Cm
It’ll make a better world for the sons and 
Ab
daughters
Eb.       Bb.              Cm.           Fm
Of ourselves and our children too
Bb
Yeah, this is what we do

(Chorus)
Eb                               Ab
Lemme pee on your pee (pee!)
Eb.                               Ab
Lemme poo on your poo (poo!)
Eb.                          Ab.             Fm Cm Bb
I wanna do it with you (you)!
Eb.         Ab.          Fm.        Bb.  Eb
Save the environment with you

(Bridge)

(Verse 2)

Eb            Bb.             Fm.       Cm
We only keep one place to go
Eb.           Bb.                 Fm
So we’re not tempted to waste
Eb            Bb.             Fm.       Cm
If nature’s call grows urgent
Eb.           Bb.                 Fm
We meditate, and never pace

Eb.                 Bb.               Cm.            Ab
When we are out and about in public
Eb                    Bb.         Cm.  Bb
We wait until we come back home
Eb.                          Bb.                 Cm
So we don’t feed the water waste 
Ab
machine
Eb       Bb.       Cm.      F
Like all the other drones
F.                           Bb
Those lemmings, and their clones


(Chorus)
Eb                               Ab
Lemme pee on your pee (pee!)
Eb.                               Ab
Lemme poo on your poo (poo!)
Eb.                          Ab.             Fm Cm Bb
I wanna do it with you 

Eb                               Ab
Lemme pee on your pee (pee!)
Eb.                               Ab
Lemme poo on your poo (poo!)
Eb.                          Ab.             Fm Cm Bb
I wanna do it with you (you)!

Eb.        
Save the environment with you

PoYP

The theme for Dungeon Rat Productions’ upcoming sci-fi/dark comedy comic, “MegaBitch!” Follow Dungeon Rat Productions on Instagram if you want updates on the comic, including the full official release of issues 1-3 (release date TBA). Image credit to Dungeon Rat Productions, copyright 2023.

MB Theme

An awkward and sad little ditty about the depths of loneliness.

FFC 2.0

In a doomy mood...more development to come, including vocals and lyrics

Staring In Disgust - Instrumental Demo

This was originally intended as the theme tune for a friend of mine's public affairs program, "The Big Idea," on community radio in my area. Here it is now for your listening pleasure :)

The Big Idea

Singer, Songwriter, Guitarist and Certified Goofball based in Chico, CA. Check my socials on Linktree: https://linktr.ee/JakobVMusic

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