A song very loosely inspired by a real friend. Much of this is fictionalized.

Michael’s a B****

Originally for a final project for a post-baccalaureate class on Special Education, this song describes what I knew previously knew, and what I had learned, about Special Education, as well as exceptional needs. The song was featured on “Playlist Obscura,” a radio program hosted by Aron Smith (“Brutha Voodoo”) on SHMU-FM, based in Aberdeen, Scotland (check out archived editions on Mixcloud). I would like to give a special thanks to “Brutha Voodoo” and SHMU for sharing this song￼, along with others I have produced, with their audience. Enjoy!

What I Knew

Lyrics and chords:

(Intro)

(Verse 1)
Eb            Bb.             Fm.       Cm        
Yeah, we only drive electric cars 
Eb.           Bb.                 Fm
We really like to plug it in
Eb.                  Bb.               Fm.         Cm
We make our shoes from recycled tires
Eb.                          Bb.                Fm
never put that rubber in the bin

(Pre-Chorus 1)
Eb.                 Bb.               Cm.            Ab
Just found a new way to save some water
Eb                    Bb.         Cm.  Bb
It may sound nasty to you
Eb.                          Bb.                 Cm
It’ll make a better world for the sons and 
Ab
daughters
Eb.       Bb.              Cm.           Fm
Of ourselves and our children too
Bb
Yeah, this is what we do

(Chorus)
Eb                               Ab
Lemme pee on your pee (pee!)
Eb.                               Ab
Lemme poo on your poo (poo!)
Eb.                          Ab.             Fm Cm Bb
I wanna do it with you (you)!
Eb.         Ab.          Fm.        Bb.  Eb
Save the environment with you

(Bridge)

(Verse 2)

Eb            Bb.             Fm.       Cm
We only keep one place to go
Eb.           Bb.                 Fm
So we’re not tempted to waste
Eb            Bb.             Fm.       Cm
If nature’s call grows urgent
Eb.           Bb.                 Fm
We meditate, and never pace

Eb.                 Bb.               Cm.            Ab
When we are out and about in public
Eb                    Bb.         Cm.  Bb
We wait until we come back home
Eb.                          Bb.                 Cm
So we don’t feed the water waste 
Ab
machine
Eb       Bb.       Cm.      F
Like all the other drones
F.                           Bb
Those lemmings, and their clones


(Chorus)
Eb                               Ab
Lemme pee on your pee (pee!)
Eb.                               Ab
Lemme poo on your poo (poo!)
Eb.                          Ab.             Fm Cm Bb
I wanna do it with you 

Eb                               Ab
Lemme pee on your pee (pee!)
Eb.                               Ab
Lemme poo on your poo (poo!)
Eb.                          Ab.             Fm Cm Bb
I wanna do it with you (you)!

Eb.        
Save the environment with you

PoYP

The theme for Dungeon Rat Productions’ upcoming sci-fi/dark comedy comic, “MegaBitch!” Follow Dungeon Rat Productions on Instagram if you want updates on the comic, including the full official release of issues 1-3 (release date TBA). Image credit to Dungeon Rat Productions, copyright 2023.

MB Theme

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Hey Lily

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Lyrics: 
Sun and Moon (Until I Find My Smile Again)

C# Standard Tuning

(Verse)

Gravity pulled me to you
Like the moon is pulled to the earth
I let your sun shine down upon me
So in the night you’d see the light of my worth

I’d pull a curtain of stars
So you could see them shine so bright
Over time, many stars died out
And we could no longer see their light

We kept up the charade
Sun and moon cycles every day and night
I pulled up the curtain, but it didn’t feel right
I tried to revel in the warmth of your sunlight
And to light up your life in the night
But it’s time to say goodbye

(Chorus)
Don’t wanna be a burden 
My love is endless, but I don’t wanna waste it or anybody’s precious time
Or my own
I think I need to be alone for a while
With me, myself and my mind
Until I find my smile again
I find my smile again

(Verse 2)
Going through the motions, the shine faded out
My flaws came out of the shadows
Bitter disappointment 
Lingered sharply on your tongue
While the fields of our love laid fallow

We pulled further away
Day by day 
So slowly, we could hardly tell 
But we convinced ourselves the day we’d fully drift apart 
Would be the coldest day in hell 

Yet we could no longer keep up the charade
Sun and moon cycles every day and night
I pulled up the curtain, but the stars weren’t bright
I still tried to revel in the warmth of your sunlight
And to light up your life in the night
But it’s time to say goodbye

(Chorus)
Don’t wanna be a burden 
My love is endless, but I don’t wanna waste it or anybody’s precious time
Or my own
I think I need to be alone for a while
With me, myself and my mind
Until I find my smile again
I find my smile again

Find my smile again 
Find my smile again 

Sun and Moon

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N.U.

Singer, Songwriter, Guitarist and Certified Goofball based in Chico, CA. Check my socials on Linktree: https://linktr.ee/JakobVMusic

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