F̘͍͖ͫ͘U̠҉̷̙ͦC̵͉͋̔͞K͕͓͌̎̾ K͕͓͌̎̾A̷͙ͭͫ̕R͉̜̎͡͠Ḛͭ̉̇͟N̺̻̔̆ͅ

Shitted in my pants (original/full song) made by @koiyato aka ME!

Give me, give me chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my well-earned good-boy points,
on Kid’s Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mumsy lift me to the car,
To find me tendies near or far.
To enjoy my tasy tendie treats,
in lavish big boy booster seats.
McDonald’s, Hardee’s, Popeye’s, Cane’s,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping does not make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I’ll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I’ll scratch, I’ll bite, I’ll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart’s desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mumsy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren’t tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I’ve yearned.
Yet no tendies on my plate!
Did mumsy think that I’d just ate?
“TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!”
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

chicken Tendies

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i posted this long time ago and yet.. i don't even know why?.. i just don't.. and it went very popular to the fact where people are still liking this more than my phonk tracks.. please stop liking this..

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Pumped Up Kicks by Tongo. All credit goes to him for making this gem of a song. Please subscribe to him and stop liking this. How'd you even find this anyway?

18k plays... why?

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