Prentice Osborne reads the first four letters of The Lovecraftian ABCs by Ben Mund, published by Signal Fire Studios. Read the 26 Letters Man Was Not Meant To Know!

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Not technically used with permission, but will gladly remove upon request. This is my current (terrifying) text tone on my phone taken from the soundtrack of The Gamers: Hands of Fate by Zombie Orpheus Entertainment.

Chibi Chan Defeat

Google Voice awesomely transcribes voicemail messages and texts them to me. But the results are often hilarious. I'm now going to let my Mac read them to me and share the results when they seem funny. I can't even tell WHAT this bill is regarding!

Bill Collector Message: Google Voicemail Transcript, Read by a Mac

Again Google Voice provides helpful transcripts that don't convey meaning, thought, or reason. But I know it's never sunny on now.

Never Sunny On Now!

Hi, I'm Jamie Chambers and I write. This is the first-draft Prologue of the horror-mystery novella I'm working on, working title "Gasoline by Candlelight." Text by me, performance by Arielle DeLisle. Enjoy!

"Gasoline by Candlelight" - Fiction Teaser

Jensen (age 2) takes over bedtime and decides to sing his Daddy a lullaby.

"Go To Sleep Little Daddy" - Jensen's Lullaby

I'm getting back to writing fiction, as part of self-motivation I did a live reading of a work-in-progress that I set aside a few years ago while my daughter was battling cancer. This is raw, unedited text as read by me—someone who is NOT a professional voice actor or narrator. It also includes a rambling introduction. This includes the prologue and first three chapters of "Gasoline by Candlelight."

"Gasoline by Candlelight" - Work In Progress Read by Author

"This room is all I remember .. the furniture crappy and cheap. You win."

"You Win"

A little action movie dialog parody based on a frustrating morning with a kitten.

I will find you, Cat ...

A Cherokee County School District board member speaking during a budget meeting on 7/16/2020.

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