Loretta Milazzo announces the return of Big Bang, at the Onion at 9550 Haskell Avenue in Sepulveda, San Fernando Valley, Los Angeles, California, scheduled for October 2, 1992, as follows:

Here ye, here ye. Big Bang is back! Come a lot in Camelot, as we explore the Mysteries of the Holy Graal. Friday, October 2nd. Party starts at 8:00, don't be late. At the historic Onion Dome, at 9550 Haskell Avenue, just northwest of Nordhoff Street off the 405 freeway, in the city of Sepulveda. With ambient musical performances by Bay Area band, Brian Jamestown Massacre [meaning Brian Jonestown Massacre], Temporal Temple, and our delightful house bands, the Thelamites[?] and the Modern Arthurs. Admission is $12.00 for members, $15.00 for non members. Do come in costume, a little or a lot, and bring your own mug if you like. For a copy of our newsletter, leave your name and address, and speak slowly and clearly. Leave a phone number and a brief message if you wish to work, sell, or entertain at this event. So mode[?] it be.

The Society Of Phoenix Info by Victoria Byers, Sept 1992

James Stones announces the Snuff Club on the Fuck Line as follows:

You've reached the Fuck Line. Sunday, May 30th, Fuck presents the new Sunday night experience with Snuff Club. At 1743 Cahuenga Boulevard, between Yucca and Hollywood Boulevard. Snuff Club's 21 and over, with a $7.00 cover charge. If you want more information regarding Snuff Club, leave us your telephone number and we will phone you back. This is not an answering machine. Thanks for calling.

Fuck Line by James Stone, May 1993

Eric Brown provides details about upcoming events on the 310-CUT-FOOT line as follows:

Wednesday night, Tom Flipside's Slumber Party at Raji's. A whole bunch of terrific music and I don't know who it is but maybe we'll know tomorrow. But they're all good, and it's cheap. 9:30, also on Wednesday night, Onyx Free, Naked. It's the 365th anniversary of ... blah blah blah blah blah. Thursday night, Pontiac Brothers at Blue Saloon. Cheap cheap, good good good. Yay! North Hollywood, boo. Also on Thursday, Anti-Club, Uncle Phlegm, The Rejected Motherfuckers, Uncut and Piss. Friday night there's a free party at Burkion Studio, 3264 Motor, at the intersection of Motor and National, lovely community of Palms. Palms? Palms? Palms. Yes, Palms. With Waldo the Dog Faced Boy, Dogstar, Kill Whitey and two other bands. Yay! Hooray! Anyone looking for a place to live in June and beyond. 450 bucks, it's huge, there's a big balcony, a beautiful garden in the backyard, and you can add some poppies. Leave your name and number, and please spread the word on that. Yay! Thank you, folks. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

Cut Foot Line by Eric Brown, Early May 1993 1 Of 2

Barbara Planek a.k.a. Duchess DeSade announces gigs featuring her band Duchess DeSade, as follows:

This is The Duchess. Duchess DeSade will be at the Coconut Teaser on May 1st. Be there with Oiler and Borax. Come celebrate Pan running amok. On the 21st, we will be at the Hong Kong Café with GG Allin. That's right! One show only! Tickets are on sale at Ticketmaster. Tell me your fantasies!

Duchess DeSade Info, April 1993

Jac Zinder announces upcoming shows at Fuzzyland, and provides detailed driving directions to its location at Mr. T's Bowl, 5621 N. Fiqueroa Street in Highland Park, Los Angeles, California, as "Let's Go See Gran'ma" by Joy and Dave Adams plays in the background:

Well, ah, we don't have Grandma, but we do have Surgery, the Abe Lincoln Story, the DJ's fuggy [?] mix of dance music, all at Fuzzyland. Tonight, Saturday evening, June 4th, at Mr. T's Bowl, 5621 North Figueroa Street in Highland Park. Ah, yeah, it's just minutes north of downtown LA. Take the 110 Pasadena Freeway north, to Avenue 52, turn left, get to Figueroa Street, turn right, between 56th and 57th. Doors open up 9 PM, club stays open til 2 AM. Six dollar cover charge, 21 and over. Leave your name and telephone number. We have some good shows coming up. Combustible Edison on the 11th of June, and Southern Culture on the skids on the first of July. Thanks.

Fuzzyland Info by Jac Zinder, June 4, 1994

Jac Zinder announces shows at the last Fuzzyland for 1994, at Mr. T's Bowl, 5621 N. Fiqueroa Street in Highland Park, Los Angeles, California, as follows. This recording continues to play for several days after his fatal automobile accident on Thanksgiving 1994:

This is Fuzzyland information. We're opening up the 26th of November, Saturday evening. That's the last Fuzzyland for 1994. We're featuring Bufadora, who you're listening to right now. Micro Tonal Resonator Bar, music from Kraig Grady. You'll have to come down and figure that one out for yourself. The DJ's Fuzzymix of dance music, and other stuff, we may have up our fuzzy little sleeve. For you, this Saturday evening, the 26th of November, when Fuzzyland comes to Mr. T's Bowl, 5631 North Figueroa Street in Highland Park, just north of downtown LA. Six dollar cover charge. 21 and over. Yes, this is the last Fuzzyland for 1994. We will not be opened up in December. We'll be opened up in mid-January. So, this may be your last chance to come down.

Fuzzyland Info by Jac Zinder, Late Nov 1994

Riley More explains that Jac Zinder was killed in an automobile accident, and provides details about an upcoming memorial service for Jac at Mr. T's Bowl, scheduled for that night, for the 310-CUT-FOOT line as follows:

Hi, it's Riley. I just found out that Jac Zinder was killed Thanksgiving. This is not a joke. There will be a memorial Fuzzyland at 8 o'clock tonight. That's Friday night. You all can go. I'm sorry, it's Saturday night tonight. That's right. But this is not a joke. I guess his girlfriend was in the car, and some drunk driver hit his side of the car. I guess she's going to be okay. She's in the hospital or something. And, I guess I'll see you at a real pleasant Fuzzyland this evening. Bye.

Cut Foot Message by Riley More, Nov 26, 1994 10:02am

Darby Romeo provides details about the L.A. Cacophony Society's and Ben is Dead's Retro Hell party at "BoZonia", 5117 Harold Way, scheduled for March 11, 1995, for the 310-CUT-FOOT line as follows:

Eric! It's Darby, and I'm calling because we are going to have the Retro Hell, Ben is Dead magazine release, sort of party at Reverend Al and Chicken and  Danny's house in Hollywood. Not this Saturday, but the following Saturday, March 11th, at three o'clock. And it's going to be very, very, very retro hell, which is not only pop culture kind of retro hell. You know, like the typical flashback from the decades and all. But, also, retro as in childhood sort of oriented retro. So, very youth culture retro. Like bring your big wheels, okay? And your hippity hops. I don't really remember what those are called. But no, there will be games and toys and prizes. And dress in retro costumes, whatever you deem your retro to be. And, did I say it started at 3? I'll give all the directions, and all that stuff. And everyone gets, of course, a free copy of the new magazine, which is reason enough to go, I'm sure. Alright. So, I'll put the directions on in a couple of days, and tell you anything else that I know. Okay. And there'll be bands, a couple. And if anyone knows of a really bad like bat mitzvah or bar mitzvah band-- You know, the kind of plays Loverboy, and Pat Benatar, and Journey, and maybe some Supertramp, is what I'm looking for, kind of. Maybe a little bit Olivia. I don't know, you know? Where the guy can't sing very well, and it's really kind of wretched. That kind of band. So, if anyone knows about one of those, I'd like to talk to them. That's all for now, bye.

Cut Foot Message by Darby Romeo, March 1, 1995 8:24am

Michael Musto, Eldon Garnet, Robert Allen Miltenberg and Paul Martin leave messages for my roommate Lisa Baumgardner, during the heyday of her Bikini Girl magazine, and prior to her infamous birthday party at The Plaza in June 1981.  See the 16mm film of the party shot by Barry Masterson at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlJiwnXjI4Q" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlJiwnXjI4Q</a>



Messages for Lisa Baumgardner, Mid-1981

M. Henry Jones and my roommate Lisa Baumgardner leave a series of messages, as Henry tries to reach Lisa, Brooklyn, New York, late 1981.

M. Henry Jones and Lisa Baumgardner, Late 1981

Lisa Baumgardner keeps me up-to-date on her affairs, and upkeep of the Brooklyn apartment that we share, while I am away, September 1981.

Updates From Lisa Baumgardner, September 1981

I explain to my roommate Lisa Baumgardner that I will be staying in Manhattan until early in the morning, primarily because I will partying at Annie Sprinkle and Spider Webb's Tattoo Party in celebration of Charles Gatewood's Forbidden Photographs at the Hellfire Club.  Lisa stays with her friend that night and leaves a message for me on my answering machine in Brooklyn, while I am at the Gatewood party.  She refers to Per Sjostedt and Candida Royalle's upcoming party of Friday, October 16 (though she doesn't know their party will actually be in Brooklyn, not Manhattan.)  October 14, 1981.

Lisa and A Night of Partying, October 14, 1981

Adam Bregman invites me to his Miami Vice theme party, in a phone message that plays as follows:

Hey, Naked John. This is Adam. I'm having a party. I know you're kind of iffy about going to parties now. Nut I feel that this is the one that you should come to, that will fill you with joy, and it'll make you want to come out again and be naked. It's a Miami Vice theme party. And well, normally I would tell you to dress up Miami Vice-like, or drug dealer-like, but I guess, yeah, you would just be naked. And we'll have piles of coke and an interrogation room and Columbian neckties and cigars, and hopefully Philip Michael Thomas. And to get here, you would take the 101 west to 405 South, and you get off at Sunset. I live in Westwood. And you'd get off at Sunset, and you make a left. You'll be on Church Lane, and you go straight past Sunset. You make a right on Joffre. It's two blocks south of Sunset. And it's 11338 Joffre, blue house, middle of the street, 9 o'clock Friday. That's the scoop. Bye.

Adam Bregman, September 6, 1995

Darby Romeo tells me about a streakers contest, and expresses her fantasy that I crash her high school reunion (meaning naked), and Skylaire Alfvegren gets on the line while she looks for an address, on September 9, 1995, in a phone message that plays as follows:

Yeah. Hello, John. This is Darby. I've been trying to find you, because I wanted to know if you were doing anything this evening. I've been trying to find you for a little while now, but no one ever returned my calls to CUT-FOOT about getting your number or passing on a message. There's two things. One was, there's a streaker contest, and you could win a car if you're the best streaker, or something really stupid like that. But you should ask me more about that later, unless somebody did pass it on to you. The other thing was, is I was wondering if he could crash my high school reunion, which is tonight. And it's not in the city, but just a little outside of it. It's in Thousand Oaks, or actually Agoura, not Thousands Oaks. And I'd reimburse you for gas, or whatever, or trade you something in some sort or another, because I'm poor. But I totally would love you to come. And I wish I could get ahold of you before this evening. But let me tell you all the info, just in case, for some reason, you are very inspired. It's in Thousand Oaks. And Skylaire, keep talking while I go find the paper. [Skylaire:] Oh, yeah. It's in Thousand Oaks, a beautiful example of the American dream of suburbia. And how you doing, John? Talk to the Thrust girls lately? Yeah. [Darby:] Okay. Well, I can't find it, so-- But I'll call back with all the directions just in case. And it's at the Holiday Inn, Thousand Oaks. There's only one of them. It's from 8 o'clock to 12:00. So maybe at around 10:00. But I know I'm dreaming. But I can't help it, and I have to dream, because it's the only thing I can realistically do at this point. So anyway, this is Darby, and you might know-- No, I don't think you ever met Nancy, but she was at our party. So you probably saw her, but you don't remember. But we both went to high school together. Well, that's it. That's the end. It's tonight, Saturday. Call me and leave me a message at 213-960-7674. And I'll pick up my messages today. Otherwise I'll try to call you back. Bye.

Darby Romeo & Skylaire Alfvegren, Sept 9, 1995

Tori Williams et al. sing to me in a supportive phone message, and speculate about what happened to me. At the end, Tori says "Call me at Nadeau.”

Tori Williams et al, October 1, 1995

Stacy Lande asks me to be naked at her art show at the Gay & Lesbian Community Center, 1625 North Schrader Boulevard, Hollywood (scheduled for October 6, 1995), in a phone message that plays as follows:

John, hi, it's Stacy Lande. My number is 213-413-7757. You know me, the artist. But you know what? I'm putting on a big art show this Friday night, October 6th, from 7:00 to 11:00 at the Gay and Lesbian Community Center, which is on 1625 North Schrader, which used to be Hudson, east of Hollywood-- I mean, south of Hollywood Boulevard, a few doors right across the street from Hollywood Moguls. And we're having a band, Kari French doing her naked stripping body paint performance art, Pierco the Clown and go-go dancers. And I really, really, really want you to come naked there. I think it would be incredible atmosphere created like a cabaret, circusy type of thing that we're doing. And I really would love it. And maybe you would enjoy. There'll be a lot of people, a lot going on, and it'd be like an event and perfect for you to be naked. And I just was overcome by inspiration with that idea as I'm doing my mailing list. I'm saying to myself, "Oh my God, you just have to have Naked John there naked. So call me and let me know. And that would just round out the evening in the most perfect way. I really hope that you will do it. You could do it for part of the time, the whole time, whatever. But I just really think I just must have you come naked. But anyway, 213-413-7757. Let me know. Okay? Thanks, honey. Bye.

Stacy Lande, October 2, 1995

Riley More a.k.a. Agent 99 apologizes for letting her email Inbox fill up, and invites me to a combined housewarming party and birthday party for Bix Jordan (scheduled for December 9, 1995), in a phone message that plays as follows:

Hey John, I cleared messages again, but a lot of people email me. I don't know what my problem is. I have to go through and clear a whole bunch off. I just haven't had time to fucking deal with it. But anyway, please do send another message. You know we're having a party Saturday. If you feel like going out, feel free to come by. It should be really fun. And I'm sure everyone will be really glad to see you. We miss John. Well, anyway, try to send an email again, and I will send you email back with info on the party, just in case you get the urge. Okay, bye.

Riley More, December 7, 1995 - 1 Of 2

Riley More a.k.a. Agent 99 suggests that I bring warm clothing to wear at a combined housewarming party and birthday party for Bix Jordan (scheduled for December 9, 1995), in a phone message that plays as follows:

Okay. See, now I'm going through and clearing my phone messages, because those get full very quickly as well. And I know I just sent you a message, a secret message, [?] reply. But now I am sending you an additional one, because you had asked about the house warming party, which is also Bix's birthday. And yes, that is the party that is going to be Saturday, and it should be really great. And you can come as early or as late as you want, and you can invite whomever you want. And if I were you, I would bring something warm to wear, however, because if you feel like when outside, where we should have some bands playing, it's going to be really cold out there. So I don't want you to freeze your ass off for anything. But of course, you're welcome to wear whatever you feel like, or whatever you don't feel like. Or you know what I mean. Wear everything or wear nothing, we don't care. But it would be great to see you. And that's all. I don't know. Oh, or you can just email me and call me and whatever. And my schedule has been real hectic lately, because we're recording and stuff. So I don't mean to be like the person that doesn't clear messages and never gets back to you. But I'm trying now. So that's all. Okay, bye.

Riley More, December 7, 1995 - 2 Of 2

Elaine Miranda of Channel 9 News asks me to call her, after seeing the article about me in Buzz magazine, May 1997, in a phone message that plays as follows:

Hi. This is Elaine Miranda from Channel 9 News. Would you give me a call at 213-960-3810? And I'm calling you regarding an article I saw and would love to do something. So please give me a call when you get in. It is 2:10 on Tuesday. Thanks, bye.

Elaine Miranda of Channel 9 News, April 22, 1997

Barbara Schroeder of Fox News confirms they will still be interested in doing a story about me when I recover from my depressive illness, in a phone message that plays as follows:

Hi, John. Barbara Schroeder calling from Fox news. Thanks for responding to us. And yes, we're definitely interested in doing a story with you when you resume your partying, as you put it. I'm sorry to hear about that. I hope that you'll be able to get help for that disorder. It can be pretty wicked, but hang in there. Okay? And look forward to meeting you someday. Take care. Bye-bye.

Barbara Schroeder of Fox News, April 28, 1997

Gus Hudson describes the reaction that he is getting from people as a result of the article about me by Paul Young in Buzz magazine, May 1997, which includes a photo of him with me, in a phone message that plays as follows:

Hey, John, this is Gus calling again to see how you're doing. Boy, that article in Buzz. Boy, people come up to me all the time and say, "Oh, I saw you in that picture about Naked John." A lot of people come up to me and either call me on the phone too. So yeah, it's interesting. Okay. If you have time, give me a call.
Bye.

Gus Hudson, May 6, 1997

Anastasia Helden and friends say they love me. Paul Pachowicz says thanks for the picture that I sent to him (referring to a print of a photo by Dennis Callwood of Anastasia and me at Paul's party at 4431 Sunset Drive, Los Feliz on June 24, 1995), in a phone message that plays as follows:

[Anastasia:] Hello, Naked John. I still love you. This is Anastasia. I just wanted to tell you that. Okay? I miss you, and I don't have a telephone, so this is the only time that you might hear my voice until the next time I call, which might be later today. Okay? Want to say hi to Paul? [Paul to Anastasia:] Tell him I said hi. [Anastasia:] Paul says hi. [Anastasia to Paul:] Tell him Greg said hi. [Paul:] And Greg says hi, too. Hi John, this is Paul. I really appreciate that picture you gave me. I mean that frame. That was amazing. I think that you should think about that. [Anastasia to Paul:] Tell him that we love him. [Paul:] We love you. Okay? [Anastasia:] And Greg does too. [Paul:] And Greg does too. And Ted. I don't know if you know Ted, but I know it was-- Oh-- [?] Bye.

Anastasia Helden et al, May 18, 1997

My name is John A. Mozzer a.k.a. Naked John. Welcome to my collection of audio ephemera featuring underground cultures of the 1980s and 1990s.

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