I feel like this would do really well with an memey animation on youtube.

Hyakuretsukyaku.

Lyrics:

If we run this mother it would feel like a stroll 
This is smooth like butter so I guess I’m on a roll
I don’t mean to troll on a beat I kinda sorta stole
But I’ll make a better bridge so you better pay the toll

I’m paying my dues
Got quarters for round twos
This is round one
do you trust the ones around you 
To be down when your crown is not brand new 
Standing in the background
While a bitch pounds you 

wound too tight
hairdo in two buns 
The elephant in the room like I’m weighing two tons
If that punchlines dumb I’ll just make a new pun
master my craft like I'm packing glue guns

This track should’ve referenced Chun-Li 
Let me kick that shit real quick 
donesies
One-on-one noones outdone me
Not bad so so 
com sa com si

Every day I’m kung fu hustling 
Big ass cause that’s where I keep my muscles in 
I don’t mean to muscle in
But you been discussing wins
You should check the way I flex in case we ever tussling
Get that robitussin in I’m too sick
Eyes bigger than my stomach so my thighs too thick 
Can’t even see shit cause I kick too quick
And some chicks falling off like a blue dick

Let’s take this fight to the street
I gotta box 
so I might be 
hard to beat
Chun-Li
kick beats fast feet
Big thighs big ass first class athlete 

Toss and turn in my sleep 
Wrestling with restlessness
white as sheet on my cheeks where my freckles is
So ill I will still be disinfecting this
When I lose my chill but for now I’m not sweating this

Letting this get to my head like a perfectionist
Life is a bitch and she's texting mixed messages 

Oh shit that sounds a bit like I’m a pessimist
but lately I’m not acting like myself like an impressionist

This impression is of Chun-Li on the battle field
Big thighs guys realize that I had a meal
Never skipping any
Never tipping pennies
Never skinny dipping cause the width around my hip is plenty
Hippocrites is many money
Me say many many many
They say 
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Prada Prada, Fendi 
Bentley and I whip around a track real quick
Smart car 
Energy star
Smart as a whip

We really really really need more female emcees
We’re half of the fucking planet but there’s only like three
Of us at a time that can even adequately rhyme
They don’t want our two cents they would rather have a dime


Some 

building empires like their name is king kong
Some just get forgotten like their name is bing bong
Some play along like it ain’t a damn thing wrong
You just played yourself like a solo game of ping pong

Chun-Li Remix

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Let me come out the gate and say that Hiroecks is a beat wizard.

I was chilling at his place while he was playing the Ducktales: Remastered game. He asked me which stage to go to first and I told him, "Go to The Moon! That theme is iconic. Anyone who appreciates game music knows The Moon theme!" Hiroecks vibed on the track, beat the stage, and proceeded to create a dope beat off of his memory of the song. It took him no more than 10 minutes to create the first sample and I said to him, "Yo, if you put a beat on that, I'll put lyrics on it."

And here we are. Big ups to Hiroecks for making me sound pretty cool. This entire process was a lot of fun. Who knew that I'd write a song about Ducktales?

Complete Production by Hiroecks (the master)
Lyrics & Vocals by peaceful Hellion (yours truly)
Remix of "The Moon" from the Ducktales Video game (check it out on Steam/PSN)
Album art by TX_Dredd (Instagram)

Magnetism

Straight Outta Duckberg

Volume 2 of my Designated Hitter Series. Debuting 12/31/2019. Going into the 2020's we are laying the groundwork to become a staple in the rap game. Starting with the first track "Misdirection" we are laying out the chess moves for the world to see! Stay tuned.... this is only the beginning. 

Enjoy!

Easy Street (prod. Balance Cooper)

Being Stupid

Lose My Shit

Grow Up (pod. ESKRY)

TOXOPLASMOSIS is a track about catching an infectious disease that causes you to loose all fear of risk taking! Entrepreneurs are 1.5 more times likely to have Toxoplasmosis. I'm trying to spread it to as many people as possible.

Toxoplasmosis

Mixed/Mastered by DaRapNerd

(Raw Jaw)
After seven years I won Tourettes, & lost it the next month
If i had ever been arrested it was expunged
I been sending my ex honey plenty of tens & twentys
But attention & affection she aint gettin from me
I be gettin money & driving home
Somebody hit the side of my car, as my ex hit the dialtone
Insurance ensuring that i atone
Alone i unleash it upon a microphone
I led the team and lost in front the rotoract
I was deadlifting my pr and hurt my lower back
My spit is deep, they like it without knowin jack
And these fakes is snakes so i got a cobra tat
Imagine me makin moves on a madam & shit
Chit chatting and macking between cannabis hits
I wrote her a song saying be my lady
She said i dont like you but the lyrics crazy, Oh

(Hook)
cool, it’s cool
I came here for the view, deep blue
So whatever is cool, it’s cool
Boy heaven is cruel, it’s cruel
Whatever it’s

(Jane the Message)
I'm broke as fuck but it's cool
that wasn't a joke too
you're cheerin but it's true
for serious i'm screwed
well i guess i got some bad news and some good news
cuz i never really had all that much I could lose
i feel kinda lost
cuz i know it's gonna cost
a lot for a shot
that's not what i got
oh fuck im stuck in a catch 22
cost plenty pretty pennies just to catch a breakthrough
can't afford a take 2
so this one better be perfect
my bank account is negative so this better be worth it
i hope i have a purpose, maybe im delusional
but then again, i cant afford to take my pharmaceuticals
not suitable for cubicles because i'm too unusual
beautiful and musical, my talent's indisputable
it's crucial to be frugal cuz the industry is brutal
whatever i get no cheddar, i better use my noodle

(Hook - both voices)
cool, it’s cool
I came here for the view, deep blue
So whatever is cool, it’s cool
Boy heaven is cruel, it’s cruel
Whatever it’s
cool, it’s cool
I came here for the view, deep blue
So whatever is cool, it’s cool
Boy heaven is cruel, it’s cruel
Whatever it’s cool, it’s cool
I came here for the view, deep blue
So whatever is cool, it’s cool
Boy heaven is cruel, it’s cruel
Whatever it’s

It's Cool (feat. Jane the Message) (prod. by Unlearn The World)

my bars aren’t the best, i’m not popular yet
tell me, what are artists but the hearts they affect
in a, garden that’s blessed, it’s hard to accept
but do rappers really matter when you’re starving to death
maybe wiser to save a life at the market with bread
pardon my debts, father forget not, I’m smart as it gets
all i gotta do is follow through the target that’s set
put all problems to rest with a card and a check,
to get it off of my chest, opposite west I’d be the village fool
know that i wanna go back to bharath and build a school
i’m not sure there’s a lot more to spittin jewels than feelin cool
rhyming can’t make diamonds without time and precision tools

I feel so lo-ost
why did i go in this direction
i wish i knew which
way to go, to go
I feel so lo-ost
why did i go in this direction
I just love hip hop
and this is how I show affection, yo

listen well i guess its for the frickin hell of it
i was gifted this intelligence and don’t insist to settle with
uplifting my distant relatives while fitting the system’s skeleton
when i’m in my element all else is irrelevant
my stress is relieved when i wrestle a beat and
express my belief in my destiny being the best at emceein
selfishness even don’t make it less an achievement
it’s a letter from heathens beggin heaven settle the demons
plus if i go nuts fore my brother has grown up
i can’t show my own blood never do what they don’t love
sho nuff life throws shoves but i won’t budge
some play their part to make a mark, others are gon smudge, WHAT

I feel so lo-ost
why did i go in this direction
i wish i knew which
way to go, to go
I feel so lo-ost
why did i go in this direction
I just love hip hop
and this is how I show affection, yo

why do i do this? (prod. by UnLearn The World)

#GlobalBeatCypher XXIII Sample Pack! Curated by @AwalltheHuman

#GlobalBeatCypher XXIII Sample Pack (Curated By @Awall The Human)

Bay Area emcee 

I rap about hamsters sometimes.

Hey I Won Some Stuff:
* Tourettes Without Regrets MC Olympics 2nd Place January 2018 (pre-lims)
* Tourettes Without Regrets MC Olympics Finals 2nd Place November 2018

* ROTC June 2017 MVP 
* ROTC March 2019 MVP
* Official ROTC All Star

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