We wrote and recorded this song after a quick trip to Staples for some supplies needed for our Kickstarter video...
It took us about an hour to write and record....It sounds like it took 2!
you will be singing this for the next 5 days....you're welcome!


Farting At Staples

Here is the song that is sweeping the nation and making the world a better place!
And we haven't even finished it yet!!!

Download it for FREE right here! 
http://www.tweetforatrack.com/jarinus

"DVB" -  DEMO VERSION

Need a last-minute gift for Christmas or Hanukkah? It's our brand new song for the Holidays! Download it and share with that special someone!

Happy Holidays A**hole

It's almost a brand new year! To kick off 2012, Jarinus presents "Happy New Year A**Hole"...it may sound a little familar, but who cares? The world's gonna end! 

Happy New Year A**hole

Jarinus presents a helpful tutorial on how to pronounce our name!

Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus

There's only a few days left on the Jarinus Kickstarter! Don't be a jerk - be a part of rock history!!! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jarinus/jarinus-dont-be-a-jerk-be-a-part-of-rock-history

Don't Be A Jerk

The Jarinus Kickstarter campaign is complete! You guys kindly pledged $18395 so we decided to write a song about it! Suck it, Donald Trump!



LYRICS:

18395
18395

We needed 10 grand to make this thing a go
And then at 15 thousand, we said we'd do a show
You kept the money coming, reached out your fucking hand
And because you weren't a jerk, you spread Jarinus 'cross the land!

And then, we told you for 3 thousand more,
We'd bring a motherfucking heavy metal show
To your COM-PU-TER!

18395
18395
18395
We did it, we did it, we did it, we did it, we motherfucking did it
We did it, we did it, we did it, we did it yeah
Suck it, Donald Trump!

18395

After a successful Kickstarter campaign, we set up shop in Jaret's studio to start getting our ducks in a row and to get organized! 
The first reward package we decided to fulfill was in the package called "Talkin' Smack"...
Basically, our backer was to give us the topic(s) and/or question(s) for an MP3 that we would record for them and send them the MP3..
We had a BLAST talking through these and asked permission to post these gems on our soundcloud for the world to hear...
So here they are...The first batch...In their entirety...ENJOY!
JARINUS

Joe tasker Kickstarter MP3 (podcast)

Rich Horton Kickstarter MP3 (podcast)

Plenty of songs have been written about Valentine's Day...but only Jarinus has written a song about the day after!

LYRICS:




You woke up today
All by yourself
An empty box of chocolates up on the shelf
You ate them all up
You're covered in wrappers
You may never make it to the nearest crapper

You took her to dinner
And went to a movie
And then she didn't even show you her boobies

It's the Day After Valentine's Day
Your money is gone
Your flowers are dead
The Day After Valentine's Day
You didn't get laid 
Not even some head

You pick up the phone
It's your best friend Todd
He tells you 'bout last night and says "dude oh my God"
He hit the strip club
And left with 3 chicks
While you were watching Glee alone with your dick

He calls you a wimp
He calls you a wussy
Because she didn't even show you her boobies

It's the Day After Valentine's Day
Your money is gone
The flowers are dead
The Day After Valentine's Day
You didn't get laid 
Not even some head
It's the Day After Valentines's Day
February 15th
You're still a dickwad
The Day After Valentine's Day
Why can't you be more your like your best friend TOODDDDDD??!!!
The Day After Valentine's Day

The Day After Valentine's Day

Daniel Cotton Kickstarter MP3 (podcast)

1st of the last batch of these...Thanks Liz!!!

Liz Brown Kickstarter Mp3 (podcast)

Here is the song we wrote for the folks that received the "Name Dropper" package from our Kickstarter campaign....Thanks again for the support everyone! Enjoy!!!

"Namedropper Song" - JARINUS

L:
Several months ago 
We made a neat Kickstarter

J:
And many people pledged
But some of them were smarter

L:
They bought the package where we put their names in a song

BOTH:
And here it fucking is

J:
Liza Payne
Or is your name Liza
It's really hard to tell
Cause you spell it with a z

L:
Shaun Bone
Your name sounds like a porn star
Or a singer of a heavy metal band
That I would go see

J:
Texi Rubble
Is that a person on The Flintstones?
You've probably never heard that before
'cause that's just dumb

L:
Christian Bace
Hey, wasn't that the guy from Batman?
The one that speaks American
But he's actually British 

J:
I feel like we're probably mispronouncing some names but that's OK

CHORUS:
These are the people who pledged to our Kickstarter
They got the Namedropper package
These are the people who pledged to our Kickstarter
And nothing rhymes with package
Liz Brown
Frank Small
Daniel Cotton
They don't stink
No-woah
Cause they shelled out a bunch of extra bucks and bought the kitchen sink
Oooh!

J:
Dawn Erickson
That sounds kind of Norwegian
Or the maker of cellular phone
That I used to own

L:
Ali Bourikas
It's no surprise you like us
Because when you say your last name out loud
It sounds like Jarinus

J:
Shawn & Beth Leslie
They both chipped in together
I really wonder who paid more
Was it her or he?

L:
Sherry Harris
Is your brother a bass player?
Maybe the one in Iron Maiden
His name is Steve

J:
I know we're still probably mispronouncing some names but that's OK

CHORUS:
These are the people who pledged to our Kickstarter
They got the Namedropper package
These are the people who pledged to our Kickstarter
And nothing rhymes with package
Liz Brown
Frank Small
Daniel Cotton
They don't stink
No-woah
Cause they shelled out a bunch of extra bucks and bought the kitchen sink
Oooh!

J:
Shaz Jeffs you've got my name tattooed on our arm

L:
Paul Roub I used to hang out with your brother

J:
Steve Rosier can run a fucking marathon

L:
Don't swear he wants to play this for his daughter

J:
And Lewis Golightly's waiting daily and nightly
For us to get this fucking album done!

J:
Alison 
We've got your first name not your last
But you gave us your email address
Says you're "havingablast"

L:
And Chris
We think your last name is Luff
Which is also how the singer of White Lion
pronounces "love"

J:
Beatlemyndee
We assume your name is Myndee
Spelled with a "y" and a double "e"
holy shit your Mom was tricky

L:
You never took the time to send an email back but that's OK

CHORUS:
These are the people who pledged to our Kickstarter
They got the Namedropper package
These are the people who pledged to our Kickstarter
And nothing rhymes with package
Liz Brown
Frank Small
Daniel Cotton
They don't stink
No-woah
Cause they shelled out a bunch of extra bucks and bought the kitchen sink
Oooh!

<burp> 
<exit stage right>


Namedropper Song

Jaret now has a segment on Kerrang!! Radio in the UK...
Every Monday night during Matt Stocks show!!
7:45 UK time...
Kerrang 105.2 on UK FM, Digital, Freeview & Online at www.kerrangradio.co.uk

Here is the theme song Linus did for Jaret's Jams!!!

Jaret's Jams THEME

Diane Small was the top tipper on Jarinus' very first StageIt concert, so we wrote this song about her!

D-I-A-N-E, it's Diane Freakin Small!
D-I-A-N-E, it's Diane Freakin Small!

Jaret:
She sends me cookies when I'm out on tour
Bought me two wooden stools when I played Baltimore
I can feel her boobies when she gives me a hug...YEAH!

D-I-A-N-E, it's Diane Freakin Small!
D-I-A-N-E, it's Diane Freakin Small!

Linus: 
She's like Tommy Lee when she's on the drum kit
She thinks it's really funny when I talk with a lisp
One time in LA, we ate some chicken wings...YEAH!

D-I-A-N-E, it's Diane Freakin Small!
D-I-A-N-E, it's Diane Freakin Small!
Her husband's really tall!
Diane Freaking Small!



Diane Freakin Small

It's March 5th! That means it's International Jarinus Day! Let's all celebrate! 

It's International Jarinus Day
Fun across the land!
International Jarinus Day
Everyone lend a hand!

Give someone a beer!
Spread some fucking cheer!
Whoever's standing near will now be your best friend!

International Jarinus Day
Fun across the land!
International Jarinus Day
Let's all hold fucking hands!

International Jarinus Day

Jarinus is the ambiguously straight duo of Jaret Reddick (Bowling For Soup) and record producer Linus Of Hollywood. While they work on their debut album (due out in 2012), they are posting some fun songs here for you to download and share. Help spread Jarinus across the land!

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