The people have spoken: a pumpkin-headed shit-heel shall rule the world.

Trumpkin

So Far So-So

Wild Fire Troy gets into some serious shenanigans this week in the continuing adventures of NATURAL DISASTERS GONE WRONG. 

Song 1 of Nostalgia Month in which I record a song of mine from years ago that never had a proper recording. Or any recording at all for that matter...

You ever take something so literally that the meaning lost all meaning and the something forgot how to be without help from the abstract. I think I got too literal.

Asshole Speaks

My lady and I both did a verse for this simple 'campfire' song I came up with on the acoustic guitar about 7 years-ish ago. Finally seeing the light of day if you can call the deepest recesses of the internet the 'light of day'.

Throw 'Nother Log On The Fire (Campin' Song)

Gotta keep this short. I only have so much more free time on Soundcloud before they shut me down. Logic abounds in this one.

The Point.

Took the English alphabet. Put all the letters in a row. Sounded them out. Took the 'a' sound for the first lyric line. Then 'b' for the second lyric line. And on and on. So I guess you could say there are 26 lines in this song. Except there are 28. You figure it out...

Unstoppable groove. Trippy ass guitar. Vocals with ALL the reverb. I dare you to stay awake.

Woodent

Whoops, it's that time of life again where shit's not so great. Dealing with some of that HARD shit. Couldn't make this one so happy-go-lucky. Funny how my songs wear my heart on their sleeves...

Dooom

Shit, looks like I only have 7 minutes left of songs to put on Soundcloud. After this I guess it's 4. One last hurrah next week then. Finish out March 2017 and call it a day. Y'all will just have to come to bandcamp.com to find me from now on. Also, my cat died this week so I made a song about it. Shit.

Death In The Family

Looks like this'll be my last track on Soundcloud...I'm outta time. Unless I get some money to upgrade to the Pro account. Who gives a fuck? Nobody listens to my shit anyways. Only people that like my songs are fucking non entities asking me if I want REAL listeners. Fuck no! Fuck real listeners! And FUCK YOU! I'm out...

Go Down

In July of 2015 I began writing/recording/releasing a song per week to the online community. Every Wednesday I will add a brand new song with monthly themes (some, admittedly, looser than others). 

Jason Dyke

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