Cloud 9

I sampled Jeff Goldblum's bizarre laugh from this scene In Jurassic Park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlOx9738iyw

I hope you enjoy it!

Free Download Here:
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/do43v6qw4d1rryk/hahahrawrrahaha.mp3

Hahahrawrrahaha (Free Download In Description)

Rap/ Hip Hop

Rap God and The Motto Warframe Remix!

Shout out Digital Extremes!

For all who wanted the Lyrics during the livestream-- Here they are.
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I’m the freakin’ man, Y’all don’t get it do ya?/
Type of Platinum everybody actin’ like they knew ya/
Go uptown London,  DE BIIIIITTC (robotic cut out)/
Warframe Chicks Luv me like I was in a movie/
Tell Steve and Drew I’m in outer space too/
Sniping, poppin off Corpus Helmets, there ain’t much to do/
Sword bling, got a custom made Syandana/
Still rock the Yomo though cause you know the motto—Yolo!/
Whats the deal? How ya Feel? Is this real?/
27 sittin’ on 27 Mill!/
I’m in a warframe, Goin Insane/
Rest in peace to Lech Krill, I’m-a- do it for London/ 
Uh huh, Getting Credits, we’ll holla whenever that’s blown/
My Clan good, we don’t really need a logo/
The Outlaw Dojo got yours lookin like a Hobo’s/
We own the rails, and you just runnem’ Tenno!/
Me & Yesi  Makin’ trades that’s our motto/
Shout goes out to Toco, AJ and Tee -- whatup though!/
We got Rebecca and Megan on Twitter/ 
And they know  If we askin’ em for help that we don’t really need it/
Aowwwhhh, that’s how you feel man?/
That’s really how you feel?/
Got Frost over by a Hydroid Puddle priming beer/
I mean maybe Geoff won’t tweet, but maybe Sheldon will/
But I can guarantee you Darvo knows the deal!/
Real Tenno Wassup!?/

Chorus:  So they saw our dojo--  Now they wanna solo,
                Rollin’ Outlaw only, that’s our motto tenno - ROLO/
                And we bout’ it everyday, everyday, everyday
               Like no shot’s in the clip-all we do is melee/
              Everyday, Banshee, Silence what anybody say/ 
              Can’t see your gun -my blade's in the way/
               real Tenno!, wassup?!/

Cut music—switch to Rap God by Eminem-----
(Double time)
Suma luma duma luma, you assuming I’m a tenno what I gotta do ta get it through ta you I’m supertenno?/ Orokin native I’m made of golden metal so that anything you throw is ricochette’n back and it’l puncture through you!/
I'MMMM… Devastating more than ever demonstrating how to calibrate a gun for shots to come so fast they keep you levitating/
Never Fading and I know these tenno are forever waiting for the day that they can say I dropped my blade--a bullet grazed me/
Cause I know the way to gettem stuck in there/ "Beep"- hahahah! Hope you like elevator music!/
Cause that's what they so when they see my Lanka they confuse it!/
"It’s not  5 forma’d its 4.." cause I found a HELLA way to fuse it!... With Cores,  kill corpus & Vor!/

Ok I'm done showin off--back to the music…..

Cut Rap God—Bring back The Motto – Lil Waynes Verse. Remix

One… Gun shot,  Shotgun, Bet!/
I’m calling Tenno out like Vay Hek/
Seven—Shots in the clip/
Now you drown on Neptune 
Be -cause I never miss/
It’s/
Outlaw!.. We up in this/
Wish a Clan could like the little engine… “chugga chik chik”/
If you think you can../
 then keep thinkin’ that shit/
Props to D. E.! -  add Xtreme to that Shiiiiiiiii(robotic matrix  fade out)/
My Scope’s zoomed in! , Your hit and miss/
Scott buffed sniping –  10 million crits/
Bladestorm too—Now they all dead/
 Tenno, Platinum talks – Now off with Alad’s Head!
Hah.. I’m so on the money, I'm Runnin on the walls/
 & You don’t see me comin/
You think its Funny how I wall attack/
just keep that smile on when I deliver your head in this bag/
Talk Bad about lotus I’ll cut out your tongue/
Primetime! Skree be like - Whatup Son?- Megan’s Like--
"Oh… My.. God.. Rebecca.. Look at Saryn's.. Butt!"
-- Warframe!



https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdZt5yCqDar-imIJrCW-K5g



Roll Outlaw Only [Rolo] The Motto Rap God Remix

Parody song I made for, "Your moms house Podcast."

Ghetto Asian Girl Remix

Produced by Stoomie for Your Mom's House Podcast. 

http://www.yourmomshousepodcast.com

Crazie Locs - Pushin' (Produced by Stoomie)[PARODY]

This is a fan created song, using audio from the popular comedy podcast Your Mom's House featuring Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky. After Christina got a new cell number, a woman speaking Farsi and English calls her repeatedly, leaving voicemails for a woman named Salome, even though Salome seems to be texting her from a different number. Hilarity ensues.

Vocal approach is sort of goofing on "Force Field" by Calvin Harris. Brian Dhaze (dah-zay)is a close friend and frontman of rock band Ravens' Attic. Guitars played through Fender Deluxe Reverb-Amp. Everything else programmed/sequenced in Garageband.

Salome (ft. Brian Dhaze)

Dear Max, I can't seem to find you online anywhere, nor can the other mommies. I rip these songs from the videos because the mommies want them, and I think they should have them. Your jeans are the highest, and the tightest, one love brother. 

Max Newman - Your Problems Make My Dick Soft

Your Mom's House Podcast - Mommy Mommy Mommy

YMH - Mommy Mommy Mommy

Shout out to everybody doing their thing and stuff like that!

M - Ay - Fill Her Up (Submission)

Just slipping along this meadow man
Just glassin out here erry day
(Just glass just glass just glass just glass) 
Ima put that moose right on his ass
Ain't you heard this is how I glass

Woooo! Holy cow
(Holy cow is right) 
Motherfucker say goodnight 
Pull back my string and set my sight
Send my arrow into flight 
I got a really bad bite
In 20 seconds imma lose my shit
You ever seen a moose go down that quick? Naw

Bout to marry my dad what you know about that boy? Woo!
Best dad boner I done ever had
I'm a self-trained pup tryna sniff my dad
Some smell of his piss
A scent of his ass
A few loads of cum cuz you know that I'm bad
Ain't got no tail put that plug in my ass
It's Just like the gays
When you marry yo dad

Got any cum in those balls?
Had a double pipe classic in my overalls 
F A R T
Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy 
Vegan vaginas
Do you know how much money my smile is?
I've got a really bad back got a really bad bite
You'll call me duct tape by the end of the night 

Now do yo dick hang lower than the balls? 
Yeah? Tell the truth now y'all 
I'm the water champ like a waterfall
Where the Perrier imma drink it all 
Now how you feel about this?
Before you hit the shower get a whiff of your pit
I like my hammocks swangin' low
Now you can shit in my mouth through the hammock hole

Just glass just glass just glass I got a moose

Cloud 9

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