The main theme for the webcomic "Food Hates You" by D. Bradford Gambles. The Prologue. Just the beginning...

Food Hates You Main Theme

You have entered the wastes. A harsh and unforgiving land of horrors and pain. 

You Have Entered The Wastes (Food Hates You: Chapter 1)

Oh, man! Looks like our heroes have fallen into the clutches of the evil Boss Brown and his band of no-good, rotten food friends, the Uneaten. 

Welcome To Your Graves (Food Hates You: Chapter 2)

Have you checked out foodhatesyou.biz yet? You should! It's a brilliant webcomic! This song is inspired by the mind games of feeling trapped. Sometimes when you feel trapped the mind wanders and creates scenarios for escape only to wake up from the daydream and you find yourself back where you started - in The Pit.

The Pit (Food Hates You: Chapter 3)

If you have found this track, then you already know how great the Food Hates You webcomic is!  Do your friends know about this comic? Well, go tell them about it!
Play this song in conjunction with Chapter 4. And if you feel like it - listen to some of the previous songs we have done whilst re-reading their respective chapters.  That's what you're supposed to be doing!  

March For The Trials (Food Hates You: Chapter 4)

FOOD FIGHT!!!!! Need we say more?  Nope. Nothing more needs to be said. 
Well, we'll say this: tell your friends, family, lovers, and friendly ghosts to read the webcomic Food Hates You!  These songs are best experienced while reading this funny and weird webcomic. So put some headphones on, go to foodhatesyou.biz, and find that joy you have been needing in your life!

FOOD FIGHT!!! (Food Hates You Fight Song)

Oh, those Frozen foods need to chill out.... yup, that just happened!

The Path of the Frozen (Food Hates You: Chapter 5)

Welcome to the easy listening sounds of Alabaster Jason and Demitri Clawson.  We're this year's Hall & Oates and we provide music for all kinds of food related content.  But only if that food hates you.  Please check out the amazing, fantastic, and hilarious work of D. Bradford Gambles - in particular, the life-affirming, complex, and funny Food Hates You comic.  Visit foodhatesyou.biz to admire the work of a current day madman!

Jason & Clawson