Smackdown HCTP Ultimate Edition is a little too good.

The theme Shelton deserves.

Shelton Benjamin - Aint No Stopping Me NOW! - Mashup

https://discord.gg/jasonafex
18+ you get the deal.
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The Gastral Giveaway · Gooseworx

Greenie Meanies

Intro song for https://www.twitch.tv/1andonlyrage

Babyrage

For @Watchit39

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
'Bout a dude named Watchit, caught up in a spell,
He's obsessed with this raptor, goes by Vergence,
But he's feelin' blue, ain't gettin' no reverence.

Tried to switch it up, with a blue hue,
But everyone's laughin', sayin' "déjà vu."
Claimin' he's original, with his own flair,
But it's clear to see, he's just caught in a snare.

(Chorus)
I'm not blue Vergence bro, can't you see?
Got my own style, unique pedigree.
But they keep on laughin', won't let me go,
I'm standin' tall, though they think I'm low.

(Verse 2)
Got comics, got fanart, tryna prove 'em wrong,
But the comparisons, they just prolong.
Watchit's in denial, can't face the truth,
That his blue raptor's just a knockoff, uncouth.

But he's standin' firm, in his own belief,
Won't let the haters bring him grief.
Though the jokes keep flyin', he'll never bow,
Claimin' his spot, he's the king right now.

(Chorus)
I'm not blue Vergence bro, can't you see?
Got my own style, unique pedigree.
But they keep on laughin', won't let me go,
I'm standin' tall, though they think I'm low.

(Bridge)
In this world full of clones, I'll be the standout,
With my own identity, I'll never handout.
Got dreams to chase, and goals to pursue,
I'm not just a shadow, I'm me through and through.

(Chorus)
I'm not blue Vergence bro, can't you see?
Got my own style, unique pedigree.
But they keep on laughin', won't let me go,
I'm standin' tall, though they think I'm low.

(Outro)
So remember my name, it's Watchit, you know,
I'm not just a copy, I'm ready to grow.
With my blue raptor swag, I'll make my mark,
And show the world, I'm no walk in the park.

I'm Not Blue Vergence Bro

One of six shitpost songs made for https://www.twitch.tv/peacewolfactual dog stream

Is Peacewolf On E621

BabyRage Birthday Bash

Stuck in Herald? Learn Dota in 2 minutes.

The Towers are Falling Down!

Memories of Feeding

For when your thirst makes you feel the worst

FELCHING Leaky Ass Swagger

(Verse 1)
In the shadows with no clothing, countless enemies in sight,
Vergence stands imposing, won't go down without a fight.
Genesis is hoping he can summon all his might,
Jade and Baxter join their side to battle through the endless night.

(Pre-Chorus)
Monstrous furries on the prowl, clawing at our seams,
We’re holding on butt naked in a city torn by dreams.
I'm so excited by this feeling, brawling through the fray,
No matter how revealing we will make our way.

(Chorus)
In Bare Backstreets we're withstanding, all the pressure from the beasts.
Through the chaos we'll keep standing, our true fury has unleashed.
Fend off the furries that keep banging, fight them to the beat,
To save the city from the spell, we fight the Bare Backstreets.

(Verse 2)
Vergence brings the thunder, with a heart made of steel,
Genesis flurry of kicks, making every strike feel real.
Jade has the tools to put them in their place
Baxter’s all pumped up and blasting in your face.

(Pre-Chorus)
Monstrous furries on the prowl, clawing at our seams,
We’re holding on to every thread, in a city torn by dreams.
With the clothes on our backs, we’re fighting through the fray,
To the kobold queen’s dark lair, we make our way.

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
The city cries in whispers, the night is cold and long,
But we’re the hope that rises, we’re the chorus of the strong.
Amber’s spell will break, by dawn we’ll see the light,
Together we’ll restore, the city’s shattered might.

(Chorus)

(instrumental bridge)

(Outro)
Through the darkness and the danger, we’ll never lose our way,
With the courage of our hearts, we’ll fight another day.
Bare backstreets, the legend unfolds,
Heroes rise in the city, their story will be told.

Bare Backstreets!
In the City!

Bare Backstreets - City Of Shattered Might

Boy Pussy

Brap Storm

Grab your Weinies (Greenie Meanies)

Back to the Troph - Rage

Music Video: https://youtu.be/uQ9FXXxtKlo

Get Pregnant

Already Gay Inside

Devour the City Pop Slop

[Verse 1]
Walkin' down town, heads turn my way
Platform shoes make me taller, yeah, I’m slayin' the day
Every glance I get, confirms the hype
But inside I’m gripped with a different type
Of measurement anxiety—it’s got claws
Gotta check myself out before applause
Whip round the corner, phone ruler’s my guide
One slip and my ego takes a ride

[Chorus]
A full seven inch, life's such a sinch, a cause for celebration
Oh no, 6.9, I'd rather die, please no more fluctuations
Oh shit, 6.8, not feeling great, the source of all frustration
Now I'm 6.7, not made in heaven, I've lost all motivation!

[Bridge]
Without my throbbing chode, it's like Morse code that I'm not worth the time!
If I'm not erect, I'll soon regret all the looks that pass me by.
Can't let it dissipate! Must compensate, hey girl you like this flex?
Her smile goes placid, now I’m flaccid, could it get any worse for Leks?

[Verse 2]
Back on the hunt, I'm crushin' the scene
Hey girls check me out, Leks be living the dream
But what’s the point if I’m a decimal down?
Feels like I’m wearin’ an invisible crown
Made of doubt and self-hate, can't let it show
Still gotta stunt, even if I know
The numbers don’t lie, I can see it on her face
Without a look, I know I'm cooked, my bulge is a disgrace!

[Chorus]
A full seven inch, life's such a sinch, a cause for celebration
Oh no, 6.9, I'd rather die, please no more fluctuations
Oh shit, 6.8, not feeling great, the source of all frustration
Now I'm 6.7, not made in heaven, I've lost all motivation!

[Bridge]
Without my throbbing chode, it's like Morse code that I'm not worth the time!
If I'm not erect, I'll soon regret all the looks that pass me by
Can't let it dissipate! Must compensate, hey girl you like this flex?
Her smile goes placid, now I’m flaccid—could it get any worse for Leks?

[Verse 3]
inch by inch, measure by measure
This erection is perfection, the source of your pleasure.
Please check me out, my dick goes pout, I'm feeling so betrayed!
the pressure to flaunt my treasures keep getting IN MY WAY!

[Outro Chorus]
A full seven inch, life's such a sinch, a cause for celebration
Oh no, 6.9, I'd rather die, please no more fluctuations
Oh shit, 6.8, not feeling great, the source of all frustration
Now I'm 6.7, not made in heaven, I've lost all motivation!

Without my throbbing chode, it's like Morse code that I'm not worth the time!
If I'm not erect, I'll soon regret all the looks that pass me by
Can't let it dissipate! Must compensate, hey girl you like this flex?
Her smile goes placid, now I’m flaccid—could it get any worse for Leks?

Leks Full Seven Inch

Playing Fortnite Skibidi Rizz

GET GOONING!

simp!

Sends a gift sub, now he thinks he's hot shit. (Bruh...)

Thought you could keep up with that weak ass cheer? (Nah...)

in -MY- stream? (Bruh...)

You call -THAT- simping? (Nah...)

No aura (ha-ha-ha...) no skills...

Let me break it down for you real slow...

[Verse 1]

I see you in the chat, throwing nickels and dimes.
I’m out here buying throne lists, front of the line.
Think that will get her attention? You must be feelin' deranged.
The simping you be sendin' is barely chump change.

Cheer a hundred bits?- I’m dropping a thou,
I be flexin that leaderboard, WHO’S YOUR KING NOW?

[Chorus]

SO GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GOON SLAYER! Top tax payer!
Simpin' from shadows, fiendish heart breaker!
I’m the GOONSLAYER! The lord of fiends!
Meeting my bankroll? IN YOUR DREAMS!

Ya never on my level, take a seat and set the stage
Y'better revel to the devil, THIS BITCH GETTIN' PAID!

[Verse 2]
I’m in shoutouts, she knows my name,
You’re in her DMs, screamin’ in vain!
Five dollars a month? That’s barely a taste—
I empty out that wishlist till it runs out of space!

I buy the tier threes, the stream loots, the packs,
You still beggin' for a gift sub? You rats stay back!
I own the collection, you just got scraps!

[Chorus]

SO GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GOON SLAYER! Top tax payer!
Simpin' from shadows, fiendish heart breaker!
I’m the GOONSLAYER! The lord of fiends!
Meeting my bankroll? IN YOUR DREAMS!

Ya never on my level, take a seat and set the stage
Y'better revel to the devil, THIS BITCH GETTIN' PAID!

[Bridge]

Oh, you thought love was free?
You thought you had a flex?
While you beg for attention…
I'm writin' her CHECKS.

Kneel to the goonslayer!
I fund her lifestyle, you can't ever relate.
I hold the power, I dictate her fate.
she's sending me cheers, knows my name!

(you’re just another faceless rat in shame…)

[Chorus]

SO GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

SIMP!

GOON SLAYER! Top tax payer!
Simpin' from shadows, fiendish heart breaker!
I’m the GOONSLAYER! The lord of fiends!
Meeting my bankroll? IN YOUR DREAMS!

Ya never on my level, take a seat and set the stage
Y'better revel to the devil, THIS BITCH GETTIN' PAID!

[Outro]

Flex! Flex! Flex! Flex!

GET GOONING!

GET GOONING!

I'M HER TAX PAYER, I'M HER TOP PLAYER!

You better watch out, cause I'mma bout to cut through.

I'm the Goonslayer and I'm comin' for you!

Jasonafex

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