Super-rough demo track for a song created in a few hours. Lyrics by ChatGPT. Chord progression by ChatGPT. Melody by Jason Theodor & Sebastian McIsaac. Guitar and vocals by Sebastian McIsaac.

The Red Phone

'Twas the Night Before Christmas: A Visit from St. Nicholas by Clement C. Moore as read by my son Sebastian and filtered through Voice.ai's impression of George Clooney

Twas the Night Before Clooney

I wrote this poem in the calm Christmas morning after the bomb cyclone of 2022. It is inspired by Dr. Seuss and The Night Before Christmas. I recorded it using Voice.ai and a Morgan Freeman impersonation to give it more gravitas. I added public domain music by David Renda called Winters Wish and mixed it (poorly) on my iPad. I hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I enjoyed creating it.

Jason Theodor's Album

Adrift for the Holidays

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