The Skeleton Key.

Bristol Breakdown.........................................................

Aerosmith. Move. We've arrived.

Bristol Breakdown ft. Jordan MacDonald.

A beat that me and Jordan are going to rap over and ruin at some point. Complete with Super Hans quotes. Peep Show fans, get in here.

"Super Hans"

A song about Great Yarmouth. Written FAR before Bristol Breakdown. We don't just write songs about places, ya know.

Eastern European Honky Tonk and lyrics about stabbing. GET SOME.

Holiday in Gt. Yarmouth ft. Jordan MacD

This is a song modeled upon The XX's style. Purely instrumental for the time being. Written and recorded in 6 hours with a guitar. 3 stringed bass and an Argos keyboard. Bezzin'. The bass tone is modeled off of The XX themselves; if you don't have a sub, or bassy headphones, don't even bother.

You always loved The XX. This song is for you. I'll always love you. R.I.P.



Her (Instrumental Demo).

A Punk Rock version of a thing I did for Eleanor. The vocals are a bit quiet, which is good, because they FUCKING SUCK. Bahaha.
The solo is also horribly improvised.
Recorded using a guitar, bass, and an Argos keyboard. YEAH.

Elle,
You have a lovely face,
You don't look like that vagina,
I posted on the internet,

Elle,
I really like you and stuff,
Yeah,
So accept my apology in the form of an out of tune punk rock song.

Elle's Song.

I like the sound of rain. I also like forests. Taking this into account, I REALLY like rainforests.

Just something I wrote today. Fuck all pre or post production stuff. Just came up with some approximate levels. 

It starts 11 seconds in, as I forgot to cut the master. IDGAF. Shut up.

All done live, as I don't own any software. Woo. Making music on a budget FTW.

Rainforest. (Demo)

Final version. Cleaned up some of the slightly off bits, and fixed the mastering and the general EQ. Also added some "lyrics".

Written and Recorded using my usual setup.

When the girl you love decides she's going to travel half way across the world, it isn't a pleasant feeling. This song is a recreation of my imagination as to spending a night with her beneath the stars.

Dubaian Night Sky.

Lewis and I (L&J, or our stage name "Ellen Jay) just decided to record a version of this absolute classic. In a tunnel.

Hora De La Risipiti (Gypsies in a Tunnel Version)

A new Help, I Backwards! song that goes by the name of Milwaukee! 

There is almost 7 minutes of pure bollocks before the song actually STARTS. Some of you may find this highly entertaining, others of you, namely those that hate me and Jordan, will DESPISE it. The actual SONG starts at 6:47. It's utter shit... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

ROUGH LYRICS THAT WEREN'T EVEN STUCK TO:

H I WAS LIVING IN CALIFORNIAY WITH A MAN, 
OH HE TOLD THAT HIS NAME WAS JONATHAN OH HENRY VAN ZANDT,
 AND THEN HE TOOK ME TO A MAGIC PLACE CALLED MILWAUKEE,
IT WAS A SIMPLY MAGNIFICENT PLACE TO BUY BRIE 

AND THEN HE SAID THAT OUR JOURNEY WOULD HAVE TO END,
AND HE LEFT ME WITH A ONE F HIS FUNKY FUNKY FRIENDS,
HE SAID HIS NAME WAS TED, AND HE PUNCHED ME IN THE HEAD, AND SAID,
TOMORROW YOU COULD WAKE UP AND YOU COULD BE DEAD.

AND I THOUGH ABOUT THE THINGS THAT HE SAID TO ME THAT DAY,
IT AFFECTED ME IN WAYS THAT I HAD NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE.

SO THE I SAID FAREWELL, AND HE SAID FAREWELL, 
BUT I HAD TO LEAVE THEN TO GET AWAY FROM THE SMELL.
I REALLY HOPE THAT THAT GUY HAS DONE WELL,
IN THAT LITTLE TOWN OF MILWAUKEE ON THE BYROAD TO HELL.

Jasper Baird