I have absolutely no talent. I mooch and steal from everyone including the government. I often sit around wondering how i screwed my life up so hard, I got a fat girlfriend I hate, and a terrible kid that will grow up to be just like me... which is mostly and arrogant rat with little to no intelligence. My parents might be siblings and I was molested as a child. I secretly want my father to put his jolly inside of me like it was when i was a kid, but i can't my father is dead. ;( Nobody compares to daddy not even the stupid b i live with. My birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I have a really small penis and I'm ashamed of it. I think sometimes i stay with my fat girlfriend is because i feel so embarrassed and intimidated by everyone. I mean, it's really small, we are talking like 3 inches. Im pretty much living proof that you can survive without a brain and a penis. I honestly don't know what to do, ill probably end up trying to get my penis enlarged because i can't satisfy any man or woman. Generally I only last three minutes and no one is happy. Send me an invite if you like twinks with hipster mustaches. I really have to satisfy my daddy urge but i can't guarantee that you are going to feel any pleasure. Im bad company when I'm alone. Anyway, my name is John White as the name implies(as I mentioned before, I'm not too smart nor creative) I get tiny boners but love big ones from behind. 

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