WILTSHIRE DIALECT HOUR is an improvised jam with our wonderful beautiful friends My Pussy Tastes Like Microplastics.

kollaps are:
left guitar, vocals - jude
right guitar - dan
drums, chatter - thom
bass, vocals, bad jokes - lottie

microplastics are:
amelia - mandolin
alex - cello
joey - vocals
bella - mouth synth
dan - guitar
leo - drums
alfie - bass

LIVE @ AMERSHAM ARMS 19/12/23

SKINNY WRISTS + DIRTY DOGS DINNER (LIVE at AMERSHAM ARMS 19/12/23)

Don’t have a china cymbal nor do I have hihatz at home so here’s this with everything on the ride 
Think I messed up at times and listen to me cough at one silent bit lol also I’m only doing sound recordings in a puffer jacket all winter

good morning, captain (SLINT) drum cover

Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil 
because of that massive hill
Can’t wait heeleys in Yeovil
they say it’s illegal
Can’t wear heeleys in Youville
Oh, you’ll get called mental
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Or you’ll get stopped by the bill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
even though it’s quite a thrill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
They want you to remain still
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Everyone, there is on the pills
Can’t wear Heeleys in Yeovil
Are you allowed up in the hospital
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Because of that lad that got killed
Call my Heeleys in Yeovil
Don’t think you’re mentally ill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Haven’t you heard of Jack and Jill
Can’t wear heels in Yeovil 
 My mum said there’s no Lidl

Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil 
because of that massive hill
Can’t wait heeleys in Yeovil
they say it’s illegal
Can’t wear heeleys in Youville
Oh, you’ll get called mental
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Or you’ll get stopped by the bill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
even though it’s quite a thrill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
They want you to remain still
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Everyone, there is on the pills
Can’t wear Heeleys in Yeovil
Are you allowed up in the hospital
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Because of that lad that got killed
Call my Heeleys in Yeovil
Don’t think you’re mentally ill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Haven’t you heard of Jack and Jill
Can’t wear heels in Yeovil 
 My mum said there’s no Lidl

Yeovil lies on the Yeovil Sands ridge, 
separated by the north by a band of silt

The birthplace of Yeo valley yogurt,
The administrative capitol of Somerset

Sitting on the Yeovil scarplands,
Drinking all them scrumpy cans

Yeovil are the giant killers,
They’ll have your lot for their dinner

A woman stole beans in 1785,
broke her neck met her demise

I live near Yeovil and it’s okay,
It had a good library 

The women that ran it were kind and did craft stuff,
So I know Yeovil is fairly rough

My husbands family are yeovillians,
Though not the choreographer Christopher wheeldon

Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil 
because of that massive hill
Can’t wait heeleys in Yeovil
they say it’s illegal
Can’t wear heeleys in Youville
Oh, you’ll get called mental
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Or you’ll get stopped by the bill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
even though it’s quite a thrill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
They want you to remain still
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Everyone, there is on the pills
Can’t wear Heeleys in Yeovil
Are you allowed up in the hospital
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Because of that lad that got killed
Call my Heeleys in Yeovil
Don’t think you’re mentally ill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Haven’t you heard of Jack and Jill
Can’t wear heels in Yeovil 
 My mum said there’s no Lidl

Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil 
because of that massive hill
Can’t wait heeleys in Yeovil
they say it’s illegal
Can’t wear heeleys in Youville
Oh, you’ll get called mental
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Or you’ll get stopped by the bill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
even though it’s quite a thrill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
They want you to remain still
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Everyone, there is on the pills
Can’t wear Heeleys in Yeovil
Are you allowed up in the hospital
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Because of that lad that got killed
Call my Heeleys in Yeovil
Don’t think you’re mentally ill
Can’t wear heeleys in Yeovil
Haven’t you heard of Jack and Jill
Can’t wear heels in Yeovil 
 My mum said there’s no Lidl

SKINNY WRISTS + DIRTY DOGS DINNER (LIVE at AMERSHAM ARMS 19/12/23)

JAW HARP

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