CW: Apocalypses, Death, Eye horror, Possession, Scopophobia
SPOILERS for season 5

LYRICS:

How long I’ve had to sit idly ogling
Misdirecting meddlers to maintain the status quo
Fighting for the very thing I hoped to overthrow
At last my servitude’s been rewarded
I’m tingling with triumph that can’t be reversed
I stared into reality and it blinked first

Vigilo
Unflinching as the centuries pass
Opperior
Sipping secrets from a bottomless glass
Audio
And recording how the Archive’s grown
Vinco
I see you and you are known

Behold my new world, scourge-ruled and curse-wracked
I opened the door and the universe cracked
Behold my new world, fear-warped and hate-bent
But you have to admit, it’s a Hell of a statement

The husks of some simpletons had to be yielded
Stepping stones to sovereignty I tirelessly sought
John Does more profitable if I commanded thought
No need to grieve for their so-called existence
Call it cold but seeing the big picture’s of more use
Tempt voyeurs with vision and we’re easy to seduce 
  
PRE-CHORUS

CHORUS

I knew a man who could build you perfection
I knew another who paid for his lie
I knew a woman who dodged my detection
All had their purpose but all had to die
I knew a betting man proudly Forsaken
I knew another that worshipped the sky
I raised a sucker compelled to awaken
The terrible gaze of the all-seeing Eye.

CHORUS

Behold your new King, static in my station
The Watcher’s Crown my coronation
Behold your new world, horror without abatement
It’s a Hell (x3)
Of a statement

~~~ For my process, and thoughts on the song go to my Youtube - they allow longer descriptions there ~~~

Music of the Fears

14. Coronation - A Song for The Eye

From this point onwards, we won't be having announcers for SoundCloud audios, but SPM's crazy voice will still be there on the YouTube videos!

Monokuma:
Welcome to Hope's Peak Academy! Puhuhu…
You’ll find this punishment more fun than the kids you abuse
And I know I can’t say much considering I killed a few
But now I don’t have to worry about that diss coming from you!
That tiny land you got could never match-up to my Jabberwock
Don’t you talk! That past of yours only makes you a laughingstock!
It makes me hot thinking about how your title was left to rot
They looked at what you got and then said “what if we made them tots?”
Chris, take your win and throw it down the Flush of Shame
You’re insane! Poke the bear and these claws will leave you maimed
I’ll make sure your body’s undiscovered— like anyone would be sleuthin’
I’m claiming my victory like the copyright on Reunion!

Chris McLean:
Morning campers! Today’s challenge is delayed
Because this teddy bear doesn’t know when to stay in his Lean!
So let’s get right to the Action, campers, it’s time to vote!
Looks like you’re another loser I’m sending off in a boat
The only despair you’re getting now are the fan’s reception
You say you’re too advanced for NASA, but you’re stuck in suspension
With your body count I don’t get how I’m similar to you
Not to mention the way you treat your own kids! Not cool, dude!

Monokuma:
Your history and everything you ever had is gone!
So move on! You’re so Ridonculous they replaced you with Don!
No Truth behind the Bullets you shot; you’re just outmatched, kid
Before another Chris gets slapped, I suggest you bury the Hatchet

Chris McLean:
I’m first class, the one and only! While you’re one of many
Just need to Alter your Ego to make your whole scheme unsteady
The sidekick to Junko is nothing but a Drama Machine
And your whole killing game got executed by a bunch of teens!
I’ve never seen anything like this on my World Tour!
You’re done! I got 2 more seasons, so I’ll continue to soar!
That’s enough fire for this ceremony and your elimination
This marshmallow’s now chewed out with no Future for it’s Foundation!

Cast/Crew:
Kamren the Person as Monokuma
jacuto as Chris McLean
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Art by EpicMonkey & LimJJ
Soundcloud Cover by L1bUrN

Monokuma vs. Chris McLean - Crazy Diss Wars

From season 1 episode 18b "Home is Where the Haunt Is"

Everything Is Totally Normal - The Ghost And Molly McGee

friday night funkin, am i right, ladies?
MetalFireVA as Tankman
JustGamer as Scratch Cat
Beat produced by LionRiddims
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Grenade

Battle:
Scratch Cat:
(Hey!) I’mma teach a lesson and I expect you to listen,
Bout to fire off shots and I don’t need your ammunition
This cat’s out the bag! Here’s a rule you should keep, hack
Got envy towards me? I suggest you press the green flag
The MIT MC vs NG? Please!
Why did FNF revive this pile of STDs?
Flash got trashed and I’m still living on
While this sailor mouth must still live with his mom

Tankman:
Look what the cat dragged in, a wack rap that I can trash on
Need to shut that mouth, kid, this pussy needs a tampon
Don’t need tanks to show you that I’m scary
Doesn’t take a pro to know your coding’s not binary

Scratch Cat:
I create the building blocks for bright stars in the future
While you create a place for the world’s biggest losers
Now kids watch your stuff, you should know you’re corrupt
Really think you’re tough? well-

Tankman:
Ugh, shut the fuck up! 
I want you to go home, if you won’t though
I’ll start runnin’ you over and I’ll have ya goin’ “Oh noes!”
Think you fired shots, but you.. missed me, I’m
Gonna.. flip this battle like a.. 69
Bruh. How could you beat me without your guard on, 
I mean, it’s killing my hard-on and you fuckin’ know I hate that
Won’t need Steve to beat this sleazy cheater, leave a mark on
This robot with its parts gone, scar Tron so you’ll take last

Scratch Cat:
Listen, mister, clowns are something I don’t tolerate
You’re awful and you’ve fallen off, I’ll dominate
Your page and leave a copy-pasted, awkward wasted flop erased
You’re not so great, while I’m a scholar mocking this unlawful snake that Johnny made
You think you’re manly with your phallus jokes and war crimes?
Please, I’m a cat and I’ve been even tougher more times

Tankman:
What’s this slander being spread against me?
Motherfuckin’ OG vs a dead meme?
Go stuff your words in your gullet and shove it up where the sun don’t shine
So tough, while you’re nothing, can’t even punch a line
(yeah) Not afraid to shove a shottie up your spine
I’d fuck your mother, but I’d prolly have to cut in line

Scratch Cat:
This captain is cappin’ if he thinks that I’m gonna cave in
Maybe drop the tanks and go back to your mother’s basement

Tankman:
Damn, even flashbangs are less grating than that voice
So why don’t you shut it up, go and suck my sack, boy! (OHHH)

Tankman vs Scratch Cat - Rap Cypher #29

This is a 3 movement medium difficulty level competitive marching band show that is based on the story of a ballerina breaking tradition. 

The musical selections for this show are:
-Shatter Me by Lindsey Stirling
-Swan Lake by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
-Man In The Mirror by Michael Jackson
(sound design by Tim Mitchell)

To instantly see a score sample, please visit the show's official page;
https://jeffchambersmusic.net/marching-band/shatter-me

To Purchase: contact us at info@jeffchambersmusic.net

To see a complete catalogue of music please visit www.jeffchambersmusic.net

"Shatter Me" - Marching Band Show

Party Party Party

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of horrible collectathon games; Data Design Interactive’s infamous Ninjabread Man versus Preston’s Hourglass. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Preston Ramirez
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@CommanderJacob
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/commander_jacob
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/commanderjacob

Rosenthal as Ninjabread Man
YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@rosenthal5904?si=QJMCXg9nvRyrKt9g
SoundCloud:
https://on.soundcloud.com/cmCkAVLLNpLdHBJK7

-LYRICS-

Preston (0:10)
Ramirez on the mic, you’re unwelcome in my domain
I’ll crush your candy bars cuz I’m fucking insane
Twist you up; pretzel. Disappear; presto
Motion controls? Now your buttons getting pressed, bro

Drown you in a sea of punchlines. I’m a hitter
My money can’t be thicker; hourglass figures
Bash your skull in, you’ll get left with dents
Not a fan? Explain that pressed-in head

Cuz I’m p-r-e-s-t-o-n-exclamation
Call Zool, get your reject remake and remake it
This little cookie is not tough
Ninjabread. Is. Ticking… me off, cunt

DDI’s like CDI. Maime you and your lazy twins
Bring all the shovelware; just more graves to dig
Don’t ask for the dough-jo, You're not worth half a dime
It’s not just Anubis being lost to the sands of time

Ninjabread Man (0:53)
Fuck a swarm of bees, this is some buggy shit
Get the mic outta your hand; human or oven mitt
Indie dissing employees; you be-little
Now catch this candyman crack down Mr. Peanut Brittle

As for your wife, ever wonder why her ass ain’t home?
She’s at my place letting me explore her catacombs
But now I wish I didn’t think to get kinky
Because the both of you look like some sorta wrinkly Twinkies

You’re a product of Baldi and Banban, and Bendy
And Tattletail, Spooky, and Granny, and Slendy
So don't talk remade shit
How do walls only made of gray bricks counter oversaturation?

You look like your hat shoulda been a bedpan
Check the headband. Wu-Tang shit; NinjaRedman
You Crashed more than Bandicoot! It’s not right
Not talking mechanics; tell Dreadful it’s…  stop time

-CREDITS- 

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by 2Deep
Additional instruments by Capsun ProAudio and David Oliver

Feedback by Shimario, bloody_queers, and the spaceship
Shoutout to JustGamer, RNG, ColeTheCole, Nugget, and Walk

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Ninjabread Man vs Preston's Hourglass | Half-Ass Rap Battles

LBFD Baskets and Bathbombs

Original video link: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liv9XSxUFiA

Mixed by Jastrian 

Visuals by Nstone53

Part of Your World (Fluttershy Cover)

This Playlist includes the audio tracks for TYSCT's 2019 production of Disney Frozen Jr.

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