can you believe it its me
you can call me lee
i throw gs at these hoes while they go on they knees
im like please
they always be beggin fo my d
most people walk around on two legs i got three
you can see
i always be smokin on that cheech that be
greener than the leaves on a tree positively
and im livly or lively whatever
but really
im smokin on them phillies like i think ill live forever
and im clever
i dont know what it means to be together
cause every time i find myself a slut i forget her
not a quitter
but sometimes you gotta call it quits
ill never let myself be controlled by a bitch
so i switch
id rather leave a hoe by a ditch
dont use pick up lines
i just toss you thats my pitch
im not rich
but when i leave you just remember this
you aint worth the money that you gave me fo my cigs
ladies its jd so dont ever call me baby
you can hate me all you want
but them hoes be actin crazy
its like lately all they want
give me money jd pay me
they be puttin up a front
sayin superman come save me
i aint here to take care of yo baby
so to save myself the trouble i just be like see you later
i be rollin up with paper
like i cut down a whole jungle
i never keep a single bitch
i always have a bundle
im spittin out some whiskey shit
and sippin on corona
im bout as fine as mickey is
but rather be a loner
so bitches
get on my dick or get back in the kitchen
cause i dont really feel like
puttin up with all that bitchin
you talkin at me wrong
like you itchin fo a stitchin
the only way i found to stop yo mouth is put my dick in
pay attention
im tryin to teach you how to cook a chicken
a chicken head be quick to put a leash upon yo dick
be like bitch
i aint a trailer i aint gettin hitched
if i was a magician i wouldnt pay fo a trick
you gotta teach em how to shut they mouth fo they get hit
or as soon as you come over they be quick to talk that shit
but if you use my method
they be quick to suck yo dick
cause as soon as they start bitchin
i just find another bitch

How to Cook a Chicken

okay the first step to cooking chicken
find yoself a hoe and get that bitch up in the kitchen
tell her get the stove on and then grab herself a skillet
cut it into pieces leave the skin on b to peel it
this is real shit
cook it till it aint got no more pink
then bend yo bitch over and stick yo dick in her stink
eat it up with ketchup or if you like eat it plain
cooking up some chicken is a very simple thang

How To Really Cook Chicken For Realz

sometimes we get picked on and beat up
feeling down and dirty as if theres no one who needs us
some people turn to jesus some people don't have faith
but for everybody out there just know theres better days
i came up from my struggles i was angry bewildered
grabbed my pen and paper started rapping bout a killer
but deep down i knew that there was always something realer
so i picked up sarcasm and wrote something much chiller

Just some shit

can you believe it its me 
you can call me lee
 i throw gs at these hoes while they go on they knees
 im like please
 they always be beggin fo my d
 most people walk around on two legs i got three 
you can see
 i always be smokin on that cheech that be
 greener than the leaves on a tree positively
 and im livly or lively whatever
 but really
 im smokin on them phillies like i think ill live forever 
and I'm clever
 i dont know what it means to be together
 cause every time i find myself a slut i forget her
 not a quitter
 but sometimes you gotta call it quits
 ill never let myself be controlled by a bitch
 so i switch
 id rather leave a hoe by a ditch
 dont use pick up lines
 i just toss you thats my pitch
 im not rich
 but when i leave you just remember this
 you aint worth the money that you gave me fo my cigs
 ladies its jd so dont ever call me baby 
you can hate me all you want
 but them hoes be actin crazy
 its like lately all they want
 give me money jd pay me
 they be puttin up a front
 sayin superman come save me
 i aint here to take care of yo baby
 so to save myself the trouble i just be like see you later
 i be rollin up with paper
 like i cut down a whole jungle
 i never keep a single bitch
 i always have a bundle
 im spittin out some whiskey shit
 and sippin on corona
 im bout as fine as mickey is
 but rather be a loner
 so bitches
 get on my dick or get back in the kitchen
 cause i dont really feel like
 puttin up with all that bit chin
 you talkin at me wrong
 like you itchin fo a stitching
 the only way i found to stop yo mouth is put my dick in
 pay attention
 im tryin to teach you how to cook a chicken
 a chicken head be quick to put a leash upon yo dick
 be like bitch
 i aint a trailer i aint gettin hitched
 if i was a magician i wouldnt pay fo a trick
 you gotta teach em how to shut they mouth fo they get hit
 or as soon as you come over they be quick to talk that shit
 but if you use my method
 they be quick to suck yo dick
 cause as soon as they start bit chin
 i just find another bitch

Jay Dee Leezy