01 Deep Set 1

Deep Dub Techno

Since age 12 he has been mixing for crowds of millions. One needed only a simple brain to note this was a rockstar in the diapers. 

Indeed, following a race in which he succeeded in getting both, Barack Obama and Donald Trump to shit their pants, owing to the outrageous bass, the national security advisor arrived at the scene and directed that from on forward, ecstasy is to become a mandatory treatment for political operatives. 

When asked by reporters what prompted this induction, no reasoning was provided. 

Ravers who have been lucky to be at the event from the beginning, seeing as Trump struggled shaking his hips while Obama was doing so in such naturalness, could not believe when the drop, with ecstatic sirens of deep base, followed by a muted kick drum caused the 45th president to, at once, lose all inhibitions, and dislocate  his presidential trousers. 

The rest is history.

He proceeded to grab xxx by the xxxxx and Wolf Blitzer was forever enraged. 

It was from that moment onwards that promoters have been struggling to book this outrageously capable DJ, to no avail. 

The political germ so deeply infiltrated his blood, he now is only willing to play at so called “underground events” where everyone is a saint, caring for the music, drugs, a decent sound system- and nothing else. 

It was in such events that his sanity has been recovered. 

All this is to say: don’t bother with booking requests- you will be rejected!

Unless, that is, you happened to be the toilet keeper, of at least 5 consecutive weekends at the most despicable BERGHAIN.

JAY