Welcome to another episode of Rap Battle Arena! Today, we have the spookiest battle yet, can Poochee and Pansy of Sufferdark defeat Happy Appy in a rap battle? Listen to find out!

@vladimyr-p as Happy Appy
@uberocity as Poochee
Zagranis as Pansy
@king-mewtwo as The Narrator
Written by: Shimario, Nooby, Cri, Dilly, RNG, and Zagranis
Chiseled and Demoed by Psytube
Produced by Ihaksi
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Art by Nooby and ThatTacoGod

Poochee and Pansy:
Pansy, can you believe it! No! Who is this fruitless loser?
It’s the guy who’s somehow the most childish thing on Nick Jr! 
Re-using the lost episode trope, make you Sufferdark, you got no hope
and with one hit we’ll turn a broke joke, from teaching to a cooking show, oh!
You’re quite the catastrophic crisis, man your pasta’s core is lifeless
Slash Annoying Orange, turn him to a stack of apple slices
Or cut down his story, makes us wanna take a Happy Nappy,
So much unneeded edge, but they just make you more Sappy, Appy!

Happy Appy:
STAND STILL, children welcome to this episode 
Today, we have two bitches attempting to best me with better flow.
You’re all bark and no bite, ruining kids lives with your franchise 
But the only thing rushed even faster than your design is your damn lines
You claim Grade A? I’ll put your show to the test. You’ll be flunking it since my flow is the best.
Oh the dread! The only time a couple of mutts spit sick is whenever you’re needing to go to the vet
When my fire flies on these light canines, you can bet that they’re gonna be led to their fate
Especially when so pathetic they can’t raise their hands, so they make screamers their only trait
I tower over you, yet you're still recklessly charging in
Animation so low budget, must come from the Witch’s Bargain Bin
That little room in the dungeon looks great to hide your organs in
Though it’s likely lacking torture, based off your MS Paint Origins

(Narrator)
Oh no! Poochee and Pansy are in a real pickle now! Can you figure out a way to help them?

Poochee and Pansy:
You’re barely fit for children, so here’s our special announcement!
When up against killer crops, we’re far more than your average housepets!
Tried to make a splash, but faced the wrath of parents calling out your reckless crimes.
(Ha ha!) Looks like Appy’s Pilot crashed and burned for a second time!
Pointless gore and boring lore won’t fill one of your readers up with fear
Claiming that our shtick is nothing but shouting, but at least we don’t have it up our rear!
Fans all gone, cause nobody FINDS YOU the most appealing
Your skin ain’t the thickest, but our sharp disses leave App’ peeling.

Happy Appy:
You’ll rot in Hell when I abuse these hounds just like I did to Girls and Boys
I must’ve binged your series cause I heard nothing but painful noise
Another rap battle to kill? Boy what a case of deja vu
I’ve seen playground equipment that could set the bar higher than you!
You may have saved Kitty, but with your lame spitting you can’t save yourself when you battle me,
Cause when Appys crack on the Track, these pansies CAN‘T RUN from reality
You’re not aware of it yet, but in actuality your reality’s already built in
What you see outside is make believe, but that’s natural children

Happy Appy vs Poochee and Pansy. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. UBERocity, Vladimyr P, and King Mewtwo)

Jenni No Mercy as Ed
RaccoonBroVA As Sheen

Beat by Tristan
Written by Jenni No Mercy
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by Tony Rigatoni
Additional Help By Raichous 


SHEEN
You wanna face the Sheen-ster? Well he can be quite mean, sir!
With disses that hit harder than both Kevin and your sister!
I’m stopping world destruction, you can’t find cash for sugar
I wouldn’t even pick you if you were the last booger!
You wanna step up, chump? I got the Eye of the Tiger!
Don’t need the Candy Maker for me to spit fire!
Because Estévez gets the best of this!
You’d need your elevator to get your bars higher!
Hated by your whole town, every scam causing drama
So Lumpy, lame and soft, Carl thought you were a llama!


ED
I’m up against the best dummy from Nicktoons? Fantastic!
It’s great to finally meet the gu- Oh wait, you’re not Patrick!
I am the Ed-est of the Eds! Face Monobrow? You’re dead, man.
Your jokes remind me of Double D: Boring and dead pan!
Ed is a monster, you’re just a castaway
Without your luck? You wouldn’t last a day.
Gave you a spinoff, left fans of the past ashamed
Act like you’re Jimmy ‘cause You Gotta Blast away!
Run back scared to Retroville! The Ed boy gives a lickin’
But I'll still have a soft spot for you: I love CHICKENS!

SHEEN

That's the best you got? That backfired like Eddy wrote it!
You must’ve swallowed a jawbreaker, Ed, because you’re choking!
I thought Dimsdale was 2D, but nothing compares to the Cul-de-sac
Your friends wanna take a page from Plank: their personalities are flat!
For all the girls you loved before? You never had a chance with them
Meanwhile I’d risk my life for Libby, and still make time to dance with them
The Big Picture is, your show blows! You couldn’t be more dreary!
You winning this fight is just as likely as The Purgatory Theory!


ED
Do not taunt the Claw! I’ll beat you in a jiffy!
Can I break tracks like I break houses? You bet your sweet bippy!
I just wanna be everyone’s chum, but your voice I just can’t stand
You’re less of an Ultra-lord and more of a Junk Man!
With Chunky bars, I’m Puffed up! Winning is a piece of cake! 
I’m rising high above you: 5’9” give or take!
Don’t need a pebble in my shoe for my raps to get crazy!
I’m done with this no neck chump. I got the gravy!

Ed Vs. Sheen(Prod. By Tristan)

Welcome back once again! Today we have giant world eater from the Marvel Universe, Galactus, pitted against the diminutive prince of space from the hit game series Katamari Damacy, The Prince! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Galactus
Freshy Kanal as The Prince

LYRICS:
GALACTUS:
I am Galactus, the Be-all and End-all am I
Those who think they can best me are foolish to try
All cower in terror when I grace their eyes
I’m the true King of Cosmos, I rule the skies!
Magic flows on paper, with those I’m no stranger
I get scientific on the mic, I’m simply a force of nature
I'm maintaining the balance that this weakling universe requires
The only thing you keep in balance is daddy's PR dumpster fire
And this feeble being wants to fight me? Laughs Why bother?
The only thing that could stand between me is your drunkard fucking father
My Herald’s word you should heed
Evacuate your world before I awake from my slumber
Destroyed By greed
Just a slave to the masses that worship your fathers blunders
On your knees you’ll plead
And beg for your life as your world is torn asunder
Galactus Must Feed
Your suffering is irrelevant to me, I hunger

THE PRINCE:
I thought you’d be a lot scarier than this but that’s me, though
Talking about yourself so much it’s fitting you were consumed by Ego
I've got the cosmic control that can tame the sun's flames
You're chowing through stars and planets like a solar system mukbang
Cosmic breakfast, crack your egg, frying rhymes, my flows infectious
 Let’s talk infection, also breakfast, consumed by zombies, crumbled your dimension
Like Thanos, you used the stones to try to fix the flaws
But like him, you’ll never be a real proper god (oh)
Steppin’ to the Prince of Space, with a verse so stank, it’s older than the big bang
Call yourself the Seeder of Worlds, There’s a Squirrel Girl needin’ nuts to take
Your threat gets nullified, everytime, and then you die, my planets rise and multiply
The only thing nullified, those pointless rhymes, call it the Ultimate Lullaby
I mean, what even is this cosmic deer that’s trying to perturb me?
A brightly colored hungry monster? You're basically a Jacked Kirby!
With all the fluff in your stories and lines, you’d be stuffed from all your filler
‘Cause you claim to be the best, but really, you’re known for taking Silver

GALACTUS:
I’d try to digest your bars, but they’re lacking in any substance
It’s ironic the sheer amount of junk in your games is abundant
You think that pathetic vacuum ball'd be a challenge? Hardly!
With a single thought, I'd engulf your Katamari like calamari!
Your flows are too low to be heard, they may as well be absent
So I’ll voice for you, I’ve won, So speaks Galactus

THE PRINCE:
You must be compensating for something, to be that tall and to be that loud
You'd have been better on my senses if you remained a lousy space cloud
I'll pick you up with my Katamari, leave your victory stolen
And while you try to wiggle free, I'll just keep rollin' rollin' rollin' (WHAT)
I’ll crunch this 10 Galan Buckethead before he’s hatched
And make a black hole collapse like game, set, match

Beat By: Epistra
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Galactus Vs Katamari Damacy | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Welcome to The season finale Of Savage Battles 5+ months we've been working on this and we hope you enjoy it.

SEE YOU IN SEASON 2!
TheBabyBeef As pokemane 
Jessebox As Chiaki
mixed By Jort
Written by Jay Savage, Javi,TheBabyBeef, Special Inquisitor Rayyan & ForgottenSon
Beat by : Anywaywell
ForgottenSon As Monokuma
lyrics are here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pXlKR7H1qdsvecE_24tegGDQrQaHV5MLlJPD--HGmE4/edit?usp=sharing

Season 1 Album

Savage Battles - Pokimane Vs Chiaki namani (Season 1 Finale)

Welcome to the four hundred and twentieth installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two FNAF fan games today! (go fucking figure) the yolked up "chaos God of death" himself, Flumpty! Up against, our favourite debaucherous bear… and fuckboy (albeit a virgin) himself, Freddy Fuckboy!

Lyrics:

Flumpty:
Hi, I'm Flumpty, im an egg, your night of debaucheries upon you creep
A cocky, sleazy, RPG! That pizza should've went soft with cheese
You're a novelty, i'm an anomaly, another dark lord you'd give all praise to
Transcend time and space but scuffed plots are something I'm not untaint to

Fuckboy:
I fucking hate you. Are you ready for Freddy? Shit-ass games blew, just like the confetti
That went and slayed you, HAM, SPAM, and SALAMI, 6 and your name poofed, RAN FAST AND THEN BODIED
That cast of "friends", then tell my wrongs, your enragements mild
Your creator went "inhale my dong engagement child"
Fan-base has split, folded like omelets, so what Blammed first?
Chicas hot bird ass, the egg, or your crunk fan-verse?
Attacked first? Engage the Flumpty motherfucker
Half-assed verse, pavements Bumpty for a plunder
Can't put you back together, like that One Week shows
The wall you sat on couldn't compare to what keeps Chrome
Pedo, and attached to a long joke gone rouge
"Means to an end" then Scott Cawth you one hope 
And your last game was, uhh, passed as Flumpty's "new hit"
But if you ask me bruh, that was fucking stupid.
Float away from this battle, your crazy game lies in inputs
I'll blaze you like assholes, take Cranky's Advice and git gud
New Dork, new ports, FUCKING LICENSED MERCHANDISE
Who sourced your course? no. Make like your merchant and die.
But what eggs you on? You're stuck in penance, sequels missed
You dumb bitch I won, I fucking did it eat my shit.

Flumpty:
Myyyy tuuurrn. But your turn based combat is half baked
I hurt. Yiffing your dicks, party best have cakes
I sure, don't need a blunt or some dumb hat saved
To grind yourrrr, robotic carcass to match paste.
How's that for a Final Mix, your clout matches your child's pace tho
Why don't you chow on this, this Clown facet came out of a-holes
What's with allowing this? Without dank memes your parts foil
Amount to shit. YOUR FUCKING FACE IS GONE, Hard Boiled.
Grab a Dragon Dildo, smack you, simple, cuz I felt like it
I amassed the end of the Goddamn world with a meteorite 
Did that not Rhyme on the mic or can you tell I kid?
Killed a-billion times, you're an Eyesaur, I'm meatier, right?
Your teams beat in this fight, so try to flee or then die
Because i'm mean when I'm fried, don't bite at me or I'll fight
Scream, and reap out your eyes. See, to me you're a prize
Another fiend to help my best friends shriek and their mine
Your fragile masculinity, the only damn humility 
This "man" has ever seen, you haven't "shat" on anything
A girls bathroom? You're never clean, tell that you coiled it.
This mammal parody. Better? Please... fell in the toilet.

Fuckboy:
I'm going to punch the fuck out of this egg 'til it shuts up
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Ok this isn't working, I'll finish this verse, sugma.
Insufferable piece of garbage. Flumpty and co. fucked up...

-CAST-
Flumpty: KingMewtwo
Freddy Fuckboy: Himself

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCon
Written by: JaCon

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Shockwave.mp3

Beat Produced by: Tristan
Mixed by: jort

Thanks for listening to the "final" "Quick Diss" and remember kids, git gud.

Flumpty Bumpty vs Freddy Fuckboy - (Quick Diss) #420

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tbZABAz5r6RCYojQJrNvAaYlQFRDFeldrUzoO5TC4-s/edit
MetaMachine as Coach Z
Fightmarker as Boyfriend
Written by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Mixed/Beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Rabi
Special Thanks to AdamSandler2DRB and Hippie Rat
Hint for next battle: "Spirits of Light" (featuring Kamren the Person and Snakebite126)

Coach Z vs. Boyfriend

Walk as Byakuya Togami
Quizzique as Miles Edgeworth
Written by JK03 & RNG
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan & Jofinity
Mixed by Oofie
Cover Art by JK03
Beat by Dansonn
Flow Test by RNG

Byakuya Togami (0:22):
You think plankton like you can challenge the heir of the Togami name? 
You should know I always come out on top when playing games
I've been winning since I was a child, fighting for the Togami title
While you’re a grown man whose entire bloodline I could buy for 
A day's work, you look like you’re paid worse than Gumshoe
An appropriate amount for such idiotic scum who
Can’t even get a single name out of the witnesses he presses
So I will own this battle and make you bow in respect
As your formula has grown stale, so it's good you keep it bound
Since shaking things up is all it takes for you to break down
Pulling tricks for a conviction to keep your record perfect
Coupled with that gaudy outfit, you’re truly the entire circus!

Miles Edgeworth (0:55):
Calling me the circus? That’s quite rich coming from you
You tamper with crime scenes for fun, by covering up the truth
It’d only take some Logic to Connect the pieces to your demise
So allow me to take the stand to pick apart all your rhymes
Let’s see, you claim that my formula is becoming bland?
Then, please, why did you copy it like a parrot on the stand?
Face facts! You’re the real imposter copying my style.
Take that! I handled school debates better when I was a child!
But of course he doesn't see the blatant holes in his logic
There's no Naegi to “tell him” the facts, so this win? I’ve got it!
Must’ve satisfied Fukawa’s dreams whipping this child with ease
And I didn’t need Franziska to help fulfill that fantasy!

Byakuya Togami (1:28):
Shut up, I’ve had enough of righteous imbeciles like you
Wright’s worthier of your name, got the edge in court and hairdo
You used to strive to be like your father, a respected attorney 
Until Manfred came along and shot holes in him and your dreams
And isn't Karma ironic, after years of incriminating innocents
Your own mentor set you up for your own false imprisonment
Needed that hapless idiot to bail you out of your predicament
So insistent on admitting guilt, yet still acting dependent!
You think that worthless worm Fukawa’s something to have a go at
Know that it's at least better that old hag Oldbag
So get this scum out of my face and wrap up this trial
For again Edgeworth chooses death, I pray that it’s final

Miles Edgeworth (2:01):
You think you’re better? I object, your legs are the only way you reach my bar
I don’t need Kay to set the scene for how your boasts fall apart
Bringing up my father’s death? Please, you’re one to talk
When Junko made puddles of your bloodline to be outlined with chalk!
And you of all people can't talk about incriminating innocents
The only way you’re pulling strings is tying up Chihiro’s corpse and framing Jill with it
Kidnapped by kids? Pathetic as your attempts at rapping
I’m sure Hina’s the only time you’ve ever heard of “slapping!”
Empire fell leaving you friendless with no power, left despairing
Thinks that he’s perfect? Yet he still falls for red herrings?
Cause of death: reduced to fiction from V3’s twist coming short
And add “Destroyed on the mic,” to the updated autopsy report

Miles Edgeworth vs Byakuya Togami - Sky High Rap Battles (ft. Walk & Quizzique)

Hello Fellow Savage Battles/Jay Savage followers! welcome to another installment of my rap battle series "Savage battles" Himiko toga vs Harley Quinn who will get cut first? you decide! stay tuned for the video version on April 1st 🩸👅☠️


Beat by : Anywaywell
Subergirl As Himiko (audio)
Ally MuddyOrbs As Harley quinn (audio)
Mixed/thumbnail by Jort
Written by Jay Savage 
special thanks to : King ducky And Grasman
Art by Cole 


more battles soon stay tuned ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

 

Harley Quinn vs Himiko Toga - Savage Battles (Season 2)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's RBW Encore battle sees two absolute legends, G.O.A.Ts, quirked up white people goated with the sauce rap battle. We have the FRB BOTY winner, Money Heist going up against the movie of the century, Morbius.

Money Heist: CreeperPasta
Morbius (the Movie): SimplyRazzy
Written (unfortunately) by JustGamer
Mixed and Mastered by Serena (she is now in therapy)
Beat Arranged by Serena (see above)
Special Thanks to Shimario and AdamDRB
Beat: Anywaywell

Money Heist:
Money Heist! Money Heist! I’m stealing this win like a Money Heist!
For the viewers who can’t decide, I’ll show how hard I go when I spit a rhyme
Cause I’m so fly, I managed to single handedly win in B-O-T-Y
Michael’s a literal vampire yo, how could I even suck as much as this guy?
I thought Leto was creepy but the memes you’re receiving make me question what’s wrong with meme culture
But now I’ll shit on you worse than your post credit scenes did to the character of Vulture
Makes sense you had to suck the life out of everything you know as your fatal curse
My guy, you’re such a joke that they actually dropped your movie on April First
I hip hop, that’s a Bunny Heist, my lines? That’s a Funny heist!
So sweet, that’s a Honey Heist, the Egyptians? That’s a Mummy Heist!
Even with the memes aside, it’s clear that my show is better
This fool just got schooled, you can call me The Professor!

Morbius:
You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry, so now I’ll eat up this track
Cause I…am…spitting…Venom with my raps
Though I wasn’t aware this is a competition of forcing rhymes
But let me show you how it’s done…it’s Morbin time.   
It’s Michael Morbius wiping the floor with you like #MorbiusSweep
Your show’s so boring I was snoring throughout every scene
I’m being supported with review scores in the hundreds on IMDB
But I’m unsure of who could be adoring you, sheesh
You wish you could compare to me in this battle of icons
But BOTM says that you could only land by bronze
Your time’s gone, I’ve just had enough of your rhetoric
This battle was a mismatch, just like Keyblade and Benedict

Money Heist Vs Morbius - FRB vs Anything

From this point onwards, we won't be having announcers for SoundCloud audios, but SPM's crazy voice will still be there on the YouTube videos!

Monokuma:
Welcome to Hope's Peak Academy! Puhuhu…
You’ll find this punishment more fun than the kids you abuse
And I know I can’t say much considering I killed a few
But now I don’t have to worry about that diss coming from you!
That tiny land you got could never match-up to my Jabberwock
Don’t you talk! That past of yours only makes you a laughingstock!
It makes me hot thinking about how your title was left to rot
They looked at what you got and then said “what if we made them tots?”
Chris, take your win and throw it down the Flush of Shame
You’re insane! Poke the bear and these claws will leave you maimed
I’ll make sure your body’s undiscovered— like anyone would be sleuthin’
I’m claiming my victory like the copyright on Reunion!

Chris McLean:
Morning campers! Today’s challenge is delayed
Because this teddy bear doesn’t know when to stay in his Lean!
So let’s get right to the Action, campers, it’s time to vote!
Looks like you’re another loser I’m sending off in a boat
The only despair you’re getting now are the fan’s reception
You say you’re too advanced for NASA, but you’re stuck in suspension
With your body count I don’t get how I’m similar to you
Not to mention the way you treat your own kids! Not cool, dude!

Monokuma:
Your history and everything you ever had is gone!
So move on! You’re so Ridonculous they replaced you with Don!
No Truth behind the Bullets you shot; you’re just outmatched, kid
Before another Chris gets slapped, I suggest you bury the Hatchet

Chris McLean:
I’m first class, the one and only! While you’re one of many
Just need to Alter your Ego to make your whole scheme unsteady
The sidekick to Junko is nothing but a Drama Machine
And your whole killing game got executed by a bunch of teens!
I’ve never seen anything like this on my World Tour!
You’re done! I got 2 more seasons, so I’ll continue to soar!
That’s enough fire for this ceremony and your elimination
This marshmallow’s now chewed out with no Future for it’s Foundation!

Cast/Crew:
Kamren the Person as Monokuma
jacuto as Chris McLean
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Art by EpicMonkey & LimJJ
Soundcloud Cover by L1bUrN

Monokuma vs. Chris McLean - Crazy Diss Wars

WoodenHornets as Charlie Chaplin
Light as George Lopez

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
GEORGE LOPEZ
VS
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
BEGIN

George Lopez:
Hey there chap, welcome to the George Lopez show
It’s time to see who’s the better comedian, bro
My show inspired the humor with generations decades to go
I heard you’re a-turd to sound, so I hope you enjoy my flow
I’ll ship this Woman back to Paris because you’ll never best me
What’s that smell? Something’s silent but deadly?
If I can take on Michael Jackson, then I sure can take on thee
If there was a biopic on who killed you, I’d be the main lead

Charlie Chaplin:
I’ve been ruling the silent film era, your show is not amazing
This stache says it all, I’ll dictate this battle greatly
A battle’s what you fancy? Well, I’ll make your stomach grumble
What’s even your race? Is this George of the Jungle?
ABC? More like LGB, I know you’re gay
So why don’t you haul your racist ass back to LA ?
I’ve got no hats off to you, if you try to diss me
You’ll no longer be a life “liver” cuz I’ll make this “kid-knee”

George Lopez:
Nobody watches silent anymore, it’s all about the sound
What’s that in your pants? I think I’m making Charlie Brown
I met up with Oona O’ Neill, and I made that bitch kneel
Your other wives were my Lo Rida, making me squeal

Charlie Chaplin:
“Why You Crying?”, George? Is it because I’m just better, sir?
When it comes to actors, the better Lopez is Jennifer
When I start Charlie Stabbin you, it’ll be black and white bleed
Your role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl was quite shocking indeed

George Lopez:
I’ll steal this victory like your corpse, you wretched little scamp
Look at all your wives, your life’s been ladies and the tramp

Charlie Chaplin:
You look like Guillermo Rodriguez got a few inches taller
So take a step into my museum, hope you enjoy the “color”


WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *projector reel falls apart* BATTLE PARODIES

Written by: WoodenHornets, DeeNV, Investigateur

Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez

hello guys I'm Jay savage and I post my rap battle series here on SoundCloud so enjoy if you could subscribe to my youtube channel i post random funny stuff over there thanks a bunch!  :D

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