Tricky vs. Pennywise - Royale Rap battle!

Swoldow as Tricky

AMONG US as Pennywise

Mixed by Oofie

Art by Limjj

Flowtest by ChandlerCCRB & Powerofdan 

Written by King ducky, GnomeYT, M&Mattie & E man

Writing assistance from GnomeYT, FutureFilmMaker, ChandlerCCRB, Javi-kami,  SuperGamerBro

Beat Prod. Anywaywell 

Tricky:
I’m facing a clown in a skirt? A new outfit’s what you need!
Not to worry though, I bet you’re used to being verbally bullied!
You claim that fear’s your game; your townies are scarier than you though
There's no way this clown’s beating me so crawl back into your den, bro (Denbrough)

Those yellow-raincoat kiddy films are as creepy as Coraline; you’re boring!
Even your short point and click game wasn't scary; it left me snoring!
After two weeks of your movies release, the franchise went back to being dead
Your sequel might be the only thing that drags on longer than that forehead!

Pennywise:
Hiya Tricky! You wanna play? I’ve got a really fun game!
It’s called: ‘Try to find fans that think your character’s great’ (none!)
Need to call Hank around, so you will stop sucking 
You'll only be remembered from Friday Night Funkin! (WAHA!)

I may be Pennywise, but my lines are Rich (ye)
Look at that stop sign and beep beep richie
Clean the gore and dull the edge (ay) I've seen more blood from Bev (ay)
Your Steam Engine doesn’t rev (ay) Forgotten like your game dev! (ay!)

Every twenty seven years, I am racking thousands of kills!
Might’ve faced a lot of combat, but you can’t top my b-b-battle skills
Oh, I’m sorry, did I s-stutter? I'm making this zombie pay the bill
This world-eating evil being achieved a body count that you never will!

Tricky:
Just because you shape shift, you think you’re powerful, scary, and heartless? 
Well why then when Losers show up they leave you battered and heartless?!
I'm leaving birthday clown’s bulb busted, since his flow’s a bunch of dead light
You’re such a pushover that's even how a bunch of children beat you in a fight!

It's pretty easy to see that your creator was high when making you
All that nose candy in his system must’ve left him floating too! 
If you think your winning this duel then, like Eddie, you're popping pills
This clown’s movies aren't scary only flooded with off screen kills

Your verse is INCOMPLETE…
A turtle can destroy you, while this clown has immortality!
This clown is KILLING THIS BEAT...
Drowning a sewer troll in my flow? I guess it comes naturally!!!

Pennywise:
Shut it Grunkfuss, I am done with your lazy, forced in lines  
Leave you shaking when you see me with or without an improbability drive
Started with no face, no words, no brain, and not a personality to see
Covering scars with a metal mask? Real original, Victor von Voorhees!

When I rock the boat, I’m flowing like it’s Georgie’s paper one
Peepin’ from the sewers to watch those skills go down the drain
I’ll leave you redder than my balloons by the time I’m done
So go and pray to Jesus, so he can slay you once again!

When it comes to killer clowns, I got more Street cred, so get the Sign!
Terrifying readers since '86, while you were an old meme online!
I’ve been slayin’ the game for decades; you've faded from the public view
There’s NO REASON to be resurrected after this CLOWN KILLS YOU! 
Hahahahaha!


Tricky vs. Pennywise - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Swoldow] (AUDIO ONLY)

This was actually the first of my battles to be written but because of delays its here now


Nela IWNL as This Man - https://www.youtube.com/c/NelaIWNL
King Mewtwo as Wario Apparition - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dA
Art by Shnuzzlezz and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Writing: Cri
Additional help: Nooby 
Mixed by Light
Beat by Ihaksi - https://www.beatstars.com/ihaksi

Wario Apparition:
Let’s-a-go back to 2008 and look into my eyes
DONOTRESEARCH the pedo-pasta who wasn’t properly advertised
Today I think that they should make a movie that's based on your demise 
For in this battle you can not hide cause all of my verses are personalized 
From Tick Tock Clock to my Dire Dire Docks
Your shit fell off, while my files fire off
4chan exposed your whole shpeel. How could you step to a-number one?
Want to prove your L is real? Now WARIO will show you fun

This Man: 
Have you ever seen a man that only appears in your dreams?
A man that makes your insanity fall and break at its seams?
A man that is capable of spitting a verse so clean
Think of This Man now. Have you ever dreamed of me?
When it comes to quality you’re about on par with your videos
Was forgotten in time and I gotta say that’s just how your story goes
You’ll never be able to give Peach your pipe no matter how much you shoehorn rhymes
But when I go to rock the mic, it’s more than bars that you will find

Wario Apparition:
So you really want to mess with me? Winners don't do LSD.
But I think a pampered potion could do a lot to you, you see?
You pick a style and get put on files then This Man disappears for awhile 
Yet still tries seem vile with an unnerving smile and needs to be kept away from a child
Oh please, you can’t be serious, more 2-D than Polybius
Cuckoo crazy thinking you’re winning this, still less drawn out than his series is
Was taking up grades but now went and made a life of existential dread
Yet despite his decapitated figure This Man still couldn't get a-head (WAH!)

This Man:
You’re just another glitch while This Man is a haunting curse 
I know it’s you who stinks since you went and shit on your whole verse
You know I’m man’s Dream when it comes to speedrunning this task
But Mario’s Man Door only seems to got that gas
Wario was number one but came last on the track 
But when you cater just to children I guess I’ll give you a pass
When it came to your existence, another unsolved mystery in this fight 
Wario didn’t show me fun but now will dream forever, Goodnight

Wario Apparition Vs This Man - Bonuses By Cri (ft. King Mewtwo and Nela IWNL)

Light as Geno
Spidey Fam as Black Mage
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Art by JesseBox
Special Thanks to SPM1000
New cover art by M!CAH

Geno:
Descending from the heavens, taking possession of dolls that I’m using as weapons
Aggressive; the guns that I’m packing’s effective when put up against the weak spells you’re projecting
I’m representing a higher authority, you’re ‘Black’ Mage but you’re morally gray
To say you saved the world is a ludicrous claim ‘cause wherever you go, you cause Death and dismay
You’re going down like a barrel on Booster Hill
Better switch to a Thief because you’re losing gil
Smoking you harder than the Crystals you’re on
So reliant on MP, man, you'd flee when it's gone
The father of the plumber’s RPGs, I made the Paper
You're only seeing green when you're lost in the Forest Maze
That job’s shit, there’s no market for your labor
Looks like your Sleep spell actually worked with all your boring games

Black Mage:
Star Road, I wish for a foe that can have a decent chance of getting into Smash (Uh)
You may be possessing wood but I'm the one who's got the bigger staff!
Repairing the track that Exor had shattered, yet there is one thing you can't forget though
Even with the Stars that you collect, you still can't mend your broken ties with Nintendo
Been dishing out hits since the NES console
Your biggest hit was slamming into a hard wall
Check out the drip with the blue cloak that I'm wielding
I'm killing it in sport, you can't score an appearance 
You only had a minor cameo and then dipped
Now I'm shutting you down worse than Alphadream did
With nothing but a cape to cover up that mug
You bring a whole new meaning to ‘Geno Flash’, bud (Ohh!)

Geno:
Enough of your magic tricks, I've had it with this talentless wizard who's casting shit
Better make like a Cactuar and sprint from this battle when I fire from my Cannon, bitch
Now factor this: your franchise degrades with more passionless installments 
You're lacking in gravity cause it took nine games before this hack had any story involvement 
I'm stealing the hearts of the Smash fans, you should take notes being in Smash Flash
It's no exclamation, I'm making my mark while your only mark’s scorching the grasslands
That defense stat is so fragile, you couldn't last a single battle on your own (Uh)
I may be Pinocchio, but your Fantasy theme’s pretty on the nose!

Black Mage:
Like your name, man, it's difficult to say that
Your lame fans can stay passive when your sequel stays canned
They’ll rage at your makers, begging for your next game; sad
they’ll always keep them waiting, there’s no hope to be saved, damn
Your nimbus friend couldn’t ever hope to fight Cloud 
You time hits but I’ll put you in a timeout
And I doubt your game could even resurface
If you're being left to rot with a dead eShop service! (Ayy!)
Like the Meteors I summon, I'm rocking the mic
Drop out of this fight, or I’m unleashing Thundaga more shocking to you than when your music’s getting a copyright strike
You’d fail your job without your allies, I see through Pinocchio’s pack of lies
Not even the Smash Ballot could bring this lost Spirit back to life!

Geno Vs Black Mage (ft. Light & Spidey Fam). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests

Written by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: M!cah
Mixed by: Rabi & CreeperPasta
Beat by: Ihaksi
Sonic.exe: MidgeChamp
Red: VladimirP

Sonic.exe: 
Starting act 1, X is ready to begin this round with you
Tonight your game isn't the only thing that's gonna have some issues
Where's the real boss of this game? You look like another imposter
No matter. I'll spit fire to burn you, like the true King of Monsters
I corrupt games and heads, you suck! You reptilian, twisted fuck. 
I'll hit you harder than you made Melissa hit that truck
Let's play hide and seek; you try to hide the fact you ain't shit
And then I find you already got your ass beaten on 8 bits
I'm undefeated: The best gaming pasta since 2014
While you're grumpy and alone I have a cult working for me
I heard you kill people with one diss, but I guess you're not allowed to
But judging by your final boss, I shouldn't expect soon a Round 2

Red: 
RUN. But you can't hide. In Zenith lies your sentence
Who brought this sad, useless rodent beneath my presence?
You go fast? I'll rush ya. You're just 3 feet. I'll crush ya
Your ending has a killer plushie? What a piece of Crappypasta
Put you aside like Acacius. You should know your place, dog
I'm the pinnacle of hatred; you only put the edge in hedgehog
You're just another recolor, destined to be forgot
If you call yourself a good OC, I guess Sonichu is your God
You pathetic worm, you don't even have a kill to your name
You just trap random souls and then start your senseless, twisted game
Take notes from a true monster; I play with the player's psyche
This Kefka laughing freak's chances to beat me are unlikely

Sonic.exe: 
You're stuck in a cartridge, my evil is spreading worldwide!
You were supposed to be on M.U.G.E.N., yet I see you can't give punchlines
Trying to catch me? You can't get Mothra. Now that's sad
I've seen scarier bootleg game copies in 7Grandad
Wanna talk about endings? You pulled out a deus ex machina
And now you remain inside the sell page of eBay, down with ya
Can you feel the sunshine? Oh wait, it was Solomon's attack
Sorry, those are rules. Out of lives, you can't come back

Red: 
You know something's wrong when the fans make a better job than you do
From cheap hacked fangames to cringe animations on YouTube
You can't ruin the greatest horror character by CosbyDaf
Your creator is a Hyena, yet his bullshit won't make me laugh
Make some use for your rope. Worms like you have no hope
The only evil you're spreading are mediocre stories with your tropes
You can't break the rules like you won't get through this second round.
You're feeling jealous of Amy. She gets to chase Sonic around
You're a hopeless fanboy, that's been always your designation
What a bland, tasteless recolor. I've made better amalgamations
You're nothing but a failure! A false God! A pest!
So make like the other trendings. Go die like the rest!


Sonic.exe VS RED - Rap Assault

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Stampy

RaccoonBro as Garfield

Written by Quizzique
Additional Writing Help: Ethan, Rayyan

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat produced by J BRING BEATS

Thumbnail Art by GnomeYT

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Lyrics:
Stampy
Hello, this is Stampy, and welcome to a let’s play vid
Today we’re against the scrap pages of Jim Davis
Your schtick is being lazy? That’s mundane
Not feeling up to battling? Must be a case of Mondays!

Your owner’s Jon, but your plot points Aren’t-Buckled
Seems your continuity has Garfield Kart-trouble
Since 2012, I’ve been on that Minecraft star hustle
Born in ‘76, yet you’ve fallen out into a Paws struggle

From Murray to Pratt, you’ve an array of casts
But with your production rights, away they’ve been passed
Sony, Fox and Paramount? You’re the bastard of newspapers
Jim’s flare amounts to having mastered reduced labor

You’re the comic Guinness backs? I must need a break
Eat you in minutes on this track like you were a piece of cake
There are limits that I lack, fighting googlies I attack
Sic my dogs onto your back, since I know they make you quake

Garfield

Yawn About time you wrapped up your verse
Ehh, I’ve heard worse, although I thought you didn’t curse?
Try to keep viewers immersed, but all your content is rehearsed
Wanna leave a mark on YouTube? Try to Hit the Target first

You run a Not-So-Lovely World with all the helpers you’ve locked out
Filled with even more crap than your dog house
Speaking of dogs, you’ve got too many to handle
Left some more dead than a Minecrafter’s channel

You used to be a hit, anyone can attest
Then you took a harder hit than you did with Wonder Quest
Get me a coffee so I can leave this kid maimed
You’ve got me going Ballistic: call that a Squid Game

Now I’m taking names like we’re in the Love Garden
Lost memories are the only thing that heart’s guardin’
I’ve got one last thing that I need to tell you, dude
I bet Lee only left so he could hand the L to you

Stampy
Don’t you dare threaten my dogs, or else when the dust settles
You’ll be in the ground like you were some love love petals!
Barnaby’s my best friend, he fills me with such joy
Jon’s dog loves you, seems he’s just an Odie to Destroy

Garfield
Jeez, that writing was even worse than your book’s, chum
You’re looking Fidgety ‘cause that’s where you took your looks from
Your comedy’s more childish than all of Minecraft’s players
I like my comics like I like my lasagna: with layers!

Stampylongnose Vs Garfield | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #2 (feat. Special Inquisitor Rayyan & RaccoonBro)

muhahaha! 
Greetings Everyone and Happy Halloween We've got something real scary for ya...
(well it depends how you look at it)

Red Hood the undead antihero in the Strange city of Gotham vs The iconic nursery rhyme Herself Red Riding Hood!

Which one of these Red's Will Show blood first? You decide! 🕯️ 🎃

Credits:
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Thebabybeef as Red Riding Hood
Austin Simmons as Red hood
Written by: Jay Savage,TheBabyBeef & MLG Fox 
Mixed/Mastered by: SoundNinja 
Art By Grenade & NoMansTrilogy 
Directed by: Jay Savage 
Beat by Epistra 
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Hint for next battle(s):"Whip it!" & "Aw Snap"
(yes I'm doing this now lmao)

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lyrics:
Red Hood:(0:14)
Listen miss, you strolled into the wrong neck of the woods 
I suggest You run away before you step to this Red Hood
I would shoot a rhyme on the track and it would go hard
Warning, though, it might get bloody when i spit these “crowbars” 
Killing the beat, like l kill to fight crime 
You’re so damn weak, in every tale, your fam dies 
Rinse and repeat, The wolf kills and that’s a wrap 
When I put this bullet in your skull they'll really call you "red cap"
Blanchette, you had one job, then you would be home 
Instead, your Gran died cuz you chose to free roam 
Should know, I punish scum I come across, heads roll
Your bars, are worse than how your live action movie sold 





Red riding hood: (1:00)
My, My Mister! what bad raps you have! 
He said “all the better to flame you with” but barely lit a match!
When you came up to me, I nearly cried “stranger danger” 
But you’re not even scary, a not-so-powerful ranger
Killed by a “joke” huh? And just like Lazarus, revives 
Then he dies again, another hundred thousand times
His face is uglier than Hoodwinked’s character designs
I could finish my shipping before he shoots off a good line 
You’re replaceable, incapable, the 5th Robin rendition
The man’s got mommy issues: the druggie special edition
I went into the woods to my grandmother’s house, you ran out of the hood with a dead kid and spouse

Red Hood: (01:21)
Got the four to Your forehead Leave your whole City dead 
There’s blood onYour bedspread 
Now you’re on Your deathbed 
Locked N’ loaded with the lead, an oracle with the tech
 This battle’s cause and effect, way I leave your village wrecked!
Every day in Gotham, I catch a few hundred bodies
And this delivery girl thinks she can come up and stop me?
Yeah that’s what they all say, they strain and fight back till they learn very fast not to fuck with the bat
I'm strapped with the duos, got you seeing black
You get out of my hell, I’ll smack you right back! 
I thought that your treats would have better designs
But you’re falling off the wall, I’ll top your nursery rhymes


Red riding hood: (01:55)
I guess your psyche collapsed 
Because you’re firing blank raps 
I know that if I were your mother, I would relapse!
Cuz you gave next to nothing for the Dark Knight to Rise to
I carved myself out of a wolf, it won’t be hard to try you
A pretty girl like me inspired ruby rose and other hearts, while you only have chemistry with deformed body parts
I spit sicker than my grandma, worse than Poison Prison Blues
Baby Bonnie’s got you sobbing, I killed your entire crew
The lone wolf thinks I’m scared? 
I almost wish you dared
To think we’d be compared
I guess you’re unaware
That you’re toxic, you’re worthless, your fans want you shirtless
Your phony, foolish fandom thinks that your death would hurt less
Your lego set’s the only way you’ll square up, I bring smoke
No more ego strokes
I’m code red, he’s hush mode, 
I’m the wrong kid to provoke, you gon’ wish you never spoke, how’s that for a killing joke?



Video drops Today!
Woooooo!!!

Red Hood vs Red Riding Hood  (Season 2)

Video Release => https://youtu.be/cWihbHRDHOk 

King Can Prod as Xurkitree
Swoldow as Ennard
JesseBoxVO as Circus Baby
Snakebite126 as ???

Prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed by King Can Prod
Coverart by SPM1000

Xurkitree (0:15)
Why don’t you save your breath if you intend to play pretend
I wouldn’t take the chance or you’ll submerge in flames again
You’ll need a change of plans if you wanna beat Xurkitree
But fake endings are all I’ll get from wannabe irky beasts
You just kept lurking deep like nerdy geeks unearthing leads
‘Cuz you preferred to sneak from third degree, with urgency
Observe this certain breed that’s preserving its circuit streak
All so his perky team could hurry flee the circus scene?
When I start sparks, this hybrid’s a goner - when you got bossed, you diced up the roster,
Giving rise to a monster in the same recycled model
So now you’re left ineffective, time I wreck this Eggs Benedict
Who’s relentlessly neglected like Immortal and The Restless

Circus Baby (0:54)
I don’t recognize you, you must be new
To both the facility and duelling in a feud
You blew it like your fuse since you could barely shock me   
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of room left for you in

Ennard (1:06)
EVERY BODY!
It’s far from the end of us, not looking for vengeance but
It’s quite obvious chances are that you stepped up ‘gainst Mandela
So just kindly surrender once I’m leaving you dropped like enema
You’re not any better ‘cuz this powered plant’s more frail than Tangela
Reducing you to bits like I was Type: Null
Won’t waste time, I’ll end the survival of one who’s more hollow than mild souls 
You’re empty like, ”do you even have any vitals?”
You went from sweeping through teams easily with Beast Boost
Now banned from UnderUsed?

Circus Baby (1:31)
You don’t know what we’ve been through

Xurkitree (1:33)
That shabby verse can’t excuse the countless tricks played
From one who’s more broken up than the tales depicting the StitchWraith
‘Cuz these days you're hauled off, rotting away in that old box 
I’ll leave you diss-couraged when I’m hitting this beat like controlled shocks
Your dismantled crew abandoned you, mangled tools meant to scare the youth 
It’s apparent too that I’m used to beating clowns lacking a head or two
Leave a raw design locked up tight in the bottom hive of Cawthon’s mind
So ditch this occasion like Sister Location, and drop the Mike

Ennard (1:58)
Why didn’t you trust me? Don’t you believe me?
I guess it’s true that looks have always been deceiving
There’s no room for improvement, this inflated tubeman is useless
So I like to see you try to make a move when you’re scooped in
How could you claim that this would come down to the wire?
Seeing Tail Glow couldn’t help make anything sound any brighter
So with the end drawing near, it’s time I pull your plug
To put an end to you for good

Circus Baby (2:22)
Just don’t hold it against us

Xurkitree vs Ennard. P/A Rap Battle!

Welcome to another MC Fawful Rap Battle! This time, we're revisiting a classic matchup, but with a few changes. This battle is an updated version of the original Susie vs Susie from 2020, which has been privated. For now though, I hope you enjoy this final audio version of the battle!

CREDITS:

JesseBoxVO as Susie (Kirby)
garbageGothic as Susie (Deltarune)

Written by MC Fawful and Gunman Ray
Beat by Shintek
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover-art by MC Fawful

LYRICS:
Susie Haltmann:
Didn’t expect this native of the Dark World to come here and fight!
But how could Barney’s emo, female clone muster up any might?
Still pleased to make your acquaintance, don’t mess with this agent, you can try me if you like!
Just let me light this track up, like the back of Lancer’s bike!
Now, despite your threats, it’s clear you’re not fit to “face-off!”
I mean, why did your Prophecy mention a lizard with makeup?
When I’m microchipping this dimwit, she’s sure to see the light!
Cause how the hell would it be fair with this unfinished program against my mind?
You wanna come and throw hands? Go back to throwing your friends!
So how about you just stay quiet? Nevermind, don’t wanna piss you off again...
I won’t be destroyed by this hack, so keep your party back!
And let’s watch the tables turn as I give you the axe!

Susie (Deltarune):
Let me Halt you there, Susanna, make sure you’ve got this battle tweeted,
When I come with burns like Leo, leave a robot overheated!
Terms of drama we’re prose, your art’s got cons, tell me, who’s filled with glory?
(fast rap) Took the secret out of secretary with the pause screens (normal) you rely on for your story!
Beating this freak is a doozy when I leave her bruised and losing,
But I guess you turned on sleep mode cause you’ve left everyone snoozing!
Not surprised you’re spitting mumble raps with the mouth you lack,
But I’d love to see you scream when I go and befriend your dad!
Maybe bring Francisca in; at least she can spit cold flow,
Cause you’re forgotten, out of the question, it’s clear this punk’s a no-go!
Got you choking on the mic when you’re up against the wall,
Since the only work that this Ally could do is on Starfall!

Susie Haltmann:
Look, this brute left in production versus me? We’re not the same!
Don’t make this grudge long standing like the wait for your next game!
And speaking of, what’s with the fangames making Profitts with their tools?
Well, I’m shocked you weren’t late for this, cause this Mean Girl’s getting schooled!
All your threats were bland, cardboard, like you dressed up as a box!
I’m spitting poison like a virus! Fans are your only form of tox!
You must’ve been eating your chalk if you thought you could beat me!
Leaving you in defeat so graphic, we’ll censor it with Toby! (ahaha!)

Susie:
When it comes to ending you quickly, it seems I’m the best Partizanne,
Your boring story translates foreign; now you’re finally arty, son!
Going ham with a knuckle sandwich that’ll leave this sucker floored!
Programmed by a single figure bytes, talk about motherboard...
This corporate spy turned to corporate BS in seconds, that’s a fact!
Stuck in a world of sweets, but I bet you’d love tasting the end of my axe!
You sided with your father, invading, tryna be the highest,
Then your stock knight failed thrice, downgrading him to Mecha Minus.

Susie Haltmann:
Talk about my dad, yet I rose ‘gainst him, and became the president!
When it comes to making waves in games, you’re barely a precedent!
You should’ve handed over the mic first, you can hardly carry a tune!
But you were too late as you crossed Kris and they finally dealt ya ruin!

Susie:
I’ll smash this Invader to 8-bits, she’s a zero, I’m the one!
Comparing you and Kirby, it’s obvious who gets more puffed up!
You must be puzzled, but you’ve no room left to spit,
And unlike your president, this fight is something that you’ll never forget!

Susie Haltmann (Kirby)vs Susie (Deltarune)- MC Fawful Rap Battles (REBOOT)

i like the battle so i cover!

might do more and get my frens to feature :D

Guy Fawkes vs The Joker (Fightmarker) Cover

Greg Heffley:
Yo Steve, I gotta say this aint it chief
You’re not religious, well I’ll make you believe
You’re so twink, you’ll trip over your sweater, you boo
So what’s you and a litta bitto blue gonna do
Put you threw the news and a noose, cuz you aint gotta clue
You’ll consume deez nudes, dude, you’re rude so skadoodle doo
You’re a nonce, from france, you cant dance, you just lie
I’d put my fist in your face if my arms weren’t fries

Steve Burns:
We just got a letter, too bad I can’t read
You’ll bleed and you’ll scream when competing with Steve
Your Zoo Wee Mama’s so fat she probably eats often
You make me sick and need a coffin like a cough from Scott Cawthon
I’ll leave you like my future………… BALD.
You don’t need a phone cause I won’t give you any calls
You thought my run was done? Well, yeah it is
BUT SO IS YOURS YOU STICK FIGURE LITTLE BITCH

Greg Heffley:
Listen here, Steve, you lil’ bitch
If you didn’t wanna leave Blue’s Clues why’d you fuckin snitched
Cya later alligator, do me a favour with some flavour 
Support Trump Bros! He’s our last saviour! Check your behaviour!

Steve Burns:
You’re making me cry you dumb fucking cock
I spit sneaky raps as if I was a sock, you shmock
Bet you didn’t know I was the bear in the Revenant
You’re just angry because I’m your Jesus President!

Grumpy Growly Australian:
GDAY MATE! I’m not hungry, I just ate! 
I just got a letter from your mum- you’re gay!
When it comes to blues clues, I PREFER JOE! 
So………  go! 
Diss me? I’ll just use a reverse uno card
Don’t be so mad; this game was rigged from the start
You’ll slip up on the slippy floor 
Laying you down, easy, that's bathroom floor
I wanna die at the time of the night, in the light cuz I cry when I’m frying a pie
…. AIGHT! 
I’m loading your mams diaper with my dick, prick 
​if you could live in one fictional universe, what would you pick?
MUHAHAHAHAHAH, you’re finished 
Don’t be scared, you'll die within a few minutes

Alright we did it

Greg Heffley vs Steve Burns - Epic Wap Battlw!!!!!

Light as Scorpion (audio)
DeegleNV as Krueger (audio)
Fight as both (video)
Fight as Small Child 
Writing: Fightmarker, and Joenomrc
Skull by fliso
Beat by 2Deep

Freddy 
Forget earth Hanzo, the Dreamrealm is where you’re headin’
I’ll tear through your whole roster; a second Armageddon 
Brained wash into killing Sub Zero, you should consult the
Game developers to title your next game; MK Ultra
No coming back to life, when I tear out your insides
Nothing you can’t hide, see where this demon’s inner demons lie
There’s no honor in a clan that’s banned from japan
More pathetic than your fucking family’s lifespan
Shoulda lock your doors, but now bitch you’re screwed
Bout to claim a new high score, Freddy’s coming for you
 
Scorpion
Your attempt at being scary isn’t making me shiver
When you have as many deaths as butter knives on your fingers
Big threatening serial killer huh, well from what I hear
You died having parents chase you down like “Get Over Here!”
fought many beasts that were truly ugly
But Kabaraka over here makes me long for Hara-Kiri
Nothing fazes me, i’ve been through more than you could ever make up
So I'll break up a chafed mug with forty pounds of makeup!
The death of my family and clan sure haunts me dearly
But not as much as that reboot haunts your series

Freddy
I keep Springwood gory, This pussy crossovers with DC
Call that a bedtime story, campaign puts me to sleep
You think it’s just all a nightmare and you’re safe, but in reality 
Netherrealm will soon end up like Midway; Debtality

Scorpion 
The hellfire Hanzo spits hurt worse than furnace burns you bring
Even the Lin Kui has more honor. Kids don't make their "wood" Spring!
Either your franchise is in flames or Jason’s holding your head
It doesn't matter what the timeline is, Freddy's always Dead!

Freddy
With you being named Scorpion and all, I’d expect some more sting, g 
But all your disses missed me, looks like a Flawless Victory
There’s no escape fucker, drop the Codes, don’t try to Cheat me
not playing with power when you have to mash buttons to defeat me
Rotting on decayed arcades, trying to achieve past fame
Helped you for a few decades, but now you’re in the fucking grave 
I’ve left a mark on pop culture, brought new life into horror
You’re a color swapped ninja, an Error Macro in Warner 
Hellbent on murdering Quan Chi, you should really kill yourself instead
Cause if you listened to ya daddy your fucking family wouldn’t be dead (Bitch)

Scorpion 
Talking about my father, let’s talk about yours Fred
Who’s your Daddy? Alice Cooper or The 1000 Bastard Men
ya know it’s quite a shame when one of the last times you ever had fame
Was appearing as Downloadable Content...IN MY GAME!
With so much lame shit, I thought your films were Cage flicks
Can't escape when my rage hits, you ain't shit with your aged fish!
You started out with giving kids a new reason to hate sleep at night 
But it looks like Freddy's legacy will end up Dead by Daylight!
Your health bar runs lows, as you stand there wanting for a death painfully
This concludes today’s Cooking with Scorpion as I gave you a second burning; Toasty

Scorpion vs Freddy Krueger. rap battle. by fightmarker.

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