Jersey Shore Shallow 4 ya nerve

Fantasies By the Beach

Oh Jimmy (Do You Even Have a Home?)

Sharkbait

Fuck the Internet (I'd Rather be in Love)

Your Bed

Who is the most dumb person of all? Is it me? Is it you? Is it us? Is it them? Well it's me. I'm the worst. I'm everywhere. The worst is everywhere. I'm sorry.

Thoughts of a WIWI (well intentioned white idiot)

EAT MOP WHO

The Things You Left Behind (Gay As Fuck Demo)

HOLY WATER BASED LUBE

When you’re so good at being bad
Some say their prayers to get ahead
then forget the whole thing
when they go to bed

Oh boy do I have the thing for you
to keep you safe when you do
all the things you wanna do 
It’s holy water based lube

We’re mixing matching fabrics right?
Eating shrimp almost every night
Letting anyone come inside
it’s alright

With holy water based lube
Entertain a guy or two
then all the haters can EAT MOP WHO
they’re so rude

EITHER WAY YOU’RE GETTING FUCKED
SO MIGHT AS WELL JUST GET FUCKED
DOES YOUR PHONE CHANGE FUCK TO DUCK?
IF YOU’RE GETTING LAID THEN YOU’RE IN LUCK!

With holy water based lube
Skip confession with that dude
It also helps heal tattoos
So don't feel blue

Sip ice coffee and walk real fast
Hit up that guy and call him dad
bring him home take off his pants
Ain’t nothing wrong with that

When the right has got you down
don’t listen to those lying clowns
or that priest with the good gowns
just go to town! 

EITHER WAY YOURE GETTING FUCKED

For the low price of 9.99
You can help your soul feel fine
The road to heaven? Well skip that line!
Just have a good time

With holy water based lube
Anyone can do it so can you
The pope, the Don, their whole crew
Ain’t nothing new

EITHER WAY YOU’RE GETTING FUCKED

When you’re so good at being bad
Some say their prayers to get ahead
then forget the whole thing
when they go to bed

Choose holy water based lube
Just do whatever you want to
It doesn’t matter we’re all screwed
Have you seen the news?

Holy Water Based Lube

An awful parody of Firework by Katy Perry

HiGhThOuGhTs (Firework Parody)(B-hole Remix)

A re-do of my classic flop Fuck the Internet (I'd Rather Be in Love) but I have a harmonica in the background this time. Meow!

F*** The Internet (I'd Rather Be In Love!)... but with harmonica this time?

I write songs. cougarscreaminc@gmail.com

https://www.instagram.com/llcooljayyyy/

Jay Skillestad

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